Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

You might not be aware, but people shoot feature, mainstream movies in B&W today all the time.  So take it up with contemporary filmmakers.

I think that says a lot about the movies you watch, and how old they are. Yeah, but since 1950's colour has been mainstream.

What have you been doing the last 6 days??? I thought maybe you had forgotten about this? I was getting used to winning.

[j_tour]

What have you been doing the last 6 days??? I thought maybe you had forgotten about this? I was getting used to winning.

I'm....building....something....in here.  You'll find out.

You'll all find out soon enough!

[perfect_pitch]

I'm....building....something....in here.  You'll find out.

You'll all find out soon enough!

No good can come from this...

[j_tour]

No good can come from this...

No, u.

[perfect_pitch]

You're reference to (what I assume is a tired, and very tragic TV show called) Dukes of Hazzard, is noted, ignored and completely irrelevant.

That only makes sense to the americans, as no one else in the world cared about that TV show... so it's supposed importance is wasted on us.

[j_tour]

That only makes sense to the americans, as no one else in the world cared about that TV show... so it's supposed importance is wasted on us.

What "TV show"?  It's a GIF of some car pancaking off an incline.

You seem to know a lot about it.  Perhaps because it's shot in color?

[perfect_pitch]

What "TV show"?  It's a GIF of some car pancaking off an incline.

It's sometimes good to know what your referencing, so you don't look like a complete plonker.



Never seen the show, just literally heard one reference to it and saw the number 1 on an orange car.

[j_tour]

Never seen the show, just literally heard one reference to it and saw the number 1 on an orange car.

Way to go, member and chair of the resident brain trust.  Looks like some orange car to me, dude.

[perfect_pitch]

I'll see your Richard Ayoade and raise you a Michael Jackson...



Your bet.

[j_tour]

You will pay for your crimes!  You'll see!

You'll all see!

[perfect_pitch]

One of the worst Photoshop jobs I've ever seen... the artist didn't even change the reflection in the chocolate.

Terrible... You get a C+ for trying to be creative, but a D- for your Photoshop skills.

[j_tour]

Terrible... You get a C+ for trying to be creative, but a D- for your Photoshop skills.

You just made my list, buddy.

[perfect_pitch]

Am I on your Naught or Nice List???

I bet you I'm on the 'Nice' column. I always pay my taxes on time, I give way at intersections and roundabouts, and one time I gave blood.

Oh no... wait - They think I have mad cow disease since I'm from Britain... well, the first 2 are true.

[visitor]

I should get a duckpack

[j_tour]

I bet you I'm on the 'Nice' column. I always pay my taxes on time, I give way at intersections and roundabouts, and one time I gave blood.

That means you're a sucka fool!  Hiding something, I'm sure of it.

And don't you ever tailgate.

I should get a duckpack

I should get an effpack for how much crap I've taken from women in the past several months.

Don't need the whole package anymore.  Just a portable variety.  Like a dog or something is about right for me.

[perfect_pitch]

That means you're a sucka fool!  Hiding something, I'm sure of it.

Me??? No, never

I should get an effpack for how much crap I've taken from women in the past several months.

That's what alcohol is for...

[j_tour]

Why don't you go join a boy band or something, fool? 

[perfect_pitch]

Why don't you go join a boy band or something, fool?

And... write songs about having your dick in a box??? Really???

I have better things to do with my life.

[j_tour]

I have better things to do with my life.

Sure you do.

[perfect_pitch]

We need some Christmas themed pics... so I'll get the ball rolling.

[j_tour]

We need some Christmas themed pics

"We"?  You got a turd in your pocket or something?

[perfect_pitch]

"We"?  You got a turd in your pocket or something?

Someone obviously got a lump of coal in his stocking this morning.

Well, Merry Christmas you scrooge.

[j_tour]

Well, Merry Christmas you scrooge.

No it doesn't.

Didn't I tell all you people about this woman I was trying to screw who ghosted me just now?

Maybe.  Whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

Didn't I tell all you people about this woman I was trying to screw who ghosted me just now?

But then again, the internet is full of controversy & dispute, because apparently:

[j_tour]

But then again, the internet is full of controversy & dispute

No it isn't.  Take that back!  Redact those lies from the Sitrep.

And what is all this "love" crap?  Is that like polyamory or something those hippie cults do?

[perfect_pitch]

No it isn't.  Take that back!  Redact those lies from the Sitrep.

No... I will redact nothing. I mean what I say, and I say what I mean.

Deal with it.

[j_tour]

No... I will redact nothing.

You'll do it and you'll like it, sonny.

[perfect_pitch]

You'll do it and you'll like it, sonny.

[j_tour]

I don't make monkeys:  I just train them.

[perfect_pitch]

No offense, but HAL's voice is too soothing to be menacing. He's not a very good antagonist.

[j_tour]

No offense, but HAL's voice is too soothing to be menacing. He's not a very good antagonist.

No u.

[perfect_pitch]

No u.

WOW... someone didn't put on their makeup today, did they J_Tour. Luckily YouTube is filled with literally JILLIONS of bloody makeup videos that will improve your look in no time.

I suggest you look a few up... and if that doesn't work - try a blowtorch and see if that pretties up your complexion.

[j_tour]

try a blowtorch and see if that pretties up your complexion.

no u

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

I am hungry for horseflesh.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I'm sure you have a spear, a crossbow or a hunting rifle. I'm sure there's a paddock within 50 miles of you. Put 2 and 2 together...

I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this. Just make sure you cook it properly.

[j_tour]

Well... I'm sure you have a spear, a crossbow or a hunting rifle. I'm sure there's a paddock within 50 miles of you. Put 2 and 2 together...

I have a meathook and a kill room.  Is the horse looking towards or away from the viewer?  I need the advantage of surprise.

I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this. Just make sure you cook it properly.

What's wrong with horseflesh tartar?  It's fine.

[perfect_pitch]

I have a meathook and a kill room.  Is the horse looking towards or away from the viewer?  I need the advantage of surprise.

No, no, no... the way to do it is to approach the horse, locking eyes with it while you chant a verse from the necronomicon in order to enslave its soul. Then when it's powerless, you are free to do what you will with it.

GEEZ... how does one not know that?

[j_tour]

GEEZ... how does one not know that?

I dunno.  Wesley Willis?  Something, it's gotta be, I guess.  Gosh, durr.

Here's a little thing I like to say to the little j_tour every day before sleep:

[perfect_pitch]

I'm holding out for one...

Man, that song was bloody catchy.

[j_tour]

I'm holding out for one...

OK, comrade.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Have a cigar, boy.

[perfect_pitch]

If you haven't seen Black Books - I highly recommend it. It's *** hilarious.

[j_tour]

If you haven't seen Black Book

I love that movie.  Also known as Reign of Terror.  One of those great Anthony Mann, John Alton collaborations.

[perfect_pitch]

I love that movie.  Also known as Reign of Terror.  One of those great Anthony Mann, John Alton collaborations.

I think there's no hope for you after all J_Tour... no hope at all.

Get with 2022, not 1922.

[j_tour]

Get with 2022, not 1922.

Get with the leather pony, son.

[Bob]

 

[j_tour]

[Bob]