I don't know ... I have been kind of wondering on and off all day about something : Why was the chicken invented, since apparently almost all other creatures already taste like a chicken ? Was the chicken invented mainly as a way to provide clearly defined evidence that string theory really does exist ? That there is some inherent tie between all things ?
Person 1 : "I just tried snake the other night"
Person 2 : "Oh, really, how was it ?"
Person 1 : "Tastes like chicken, actually."
Person 2 : "Oh, I see. Well, I have recently tried turtle."
Person 1 : "Oh wow, how was that ?"
Person 2 : "Well, it tastes like chicken, actually."
Person 3 : "That reminds me, I just ate grubs the other night."
Person 1 and 2 : "Let us guess, tastes like chicken ?"
Person 3 : "No, actually ... bwwaahh hhaaaa haaa haa, just joking ... boy, I really got you there. They TOTALLY taste like chicken, actually !!"
Person 4 : "Yeah, I ate part of a human being in my biology class the other day. Yup, tastes like chicken."
All persons in chorus : "Duuuuuudddde. Everything is connected by the taste of chicken !!"
Okay, so, why do we need a chicken ? Seriously !? Maybe the chicken is in fact a myth, and is a secret government operation, invented to explain away absolutely anything they sell us, and anything that is put on our plates ? Maybe chickens don't even really *exist* AT ALL, we just PERCEIVE their existence as such, but it could actually be anything under the sun, walking around ... Seriously though, if we didn't have chickens to describe what everything else tastes like, what would we do ?
Yeah .... so, that's what's on my mind.