Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

The Ball Pit is that place you go to ride the leather pony, right, RachmaniBoy?

What in the sh*t is a leather pony??? Is that a euphemism for something... sexual???

[j_tour]

What in the sh*t is a leather pony??? Is that a euphemism for something... sexual???

I do not believe it's an euphemism 

I'm pretty sure it's very literally what it sounds like.  But I don't hang out in a lot of places that feature such attractions, nor the soundtrack to the lives of such leather ponies and raw dogs.

I think I've seen crude drawings made on the walls by fellow inmates, though, right next to the glory hole.

[perfect_pitch]

I think I've seen crude drawings made on the walls by fellow inmates, though, right next to the glory hole.

I KNEW IT!!! I knew you lived in some sort of confinement. I said loony bin, but I wasn't far off prison.

[j_tour]

I KNEW IT!!! I knew you lived in some sort of confinement. I said loony bin, but I wasn't far off prison.

You know NOTHING of the leather....was it iron....whatever kind of pony.

The etchings were crude and likely sculpted from various human effluvia. 

You know nothing of the iron pony....wait....the leather pony, yeah that's right.

They fight crocodiles in there!  Does your Paul Hogan do that?

Yeah.

I didn't think so.  He's too busy high-stepping with his favorite band

[perfect_pitch]

They fight crocodiles in there!  Does your Paul Hogan do that?

Yeah.

I didn't think so.  He's too busy high-stepping with his favorite band

No... he rips of the Australian Tax Office, and then does a crappy movie to recoup what he had to pay back.

[j_tour]

and then does a crappy movie to recoup what he had to pay back.

And Queen performed much of the soundtrack to that movie, which was Highlander, correct?

[perfect_pitch]

And Queen performed much of the soundtrack to that movie, which was Highlander, correct?

No idea - you couldn't pay me to watch that crap. I still haven't seen Crocodile Dundee, and refuse to.

[j_tour]

I still haven't seen Crocodile Dundee, and refuse to.

Yeah but it has crocodile highlanders in it, so you probably should see it.

[perfect_pitch]

You realise that movie is an embarrassment in Scotland. Yes, it has Sean Connery in it, but you have to wonder how desperate he was to star in the movie.

[j_tour]

You realise that movie is an embarrassment in Scotland. Yes, it has Sean Connery in it, but you have to wonder how desperate he was to star in the movie.

Neil Connery?

He was a great actor!  And IIRC not only proud to have carried that movie to the quickening, but also its prequel, Zardoz.

I think he also got his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones pregnant during the filming of the latter.  The fruit of that union became none other than Scarlett Johansson, who is now regarded as Australia's greatest living legend of the silver screen.

[Bob]

[Bob]

Oops.  I'm not leaving forever.   I didn't study that out completely.

[j_tour]

Oops.  I'm not leaving forever.   I didn't study that out completely.

Hi, Bob.

I'm with you, always.

I've been growing a beard and am wearing long hair and sandals.

Would you like to hear some stories about my best friend?

He's listening.

And so am I.

[perfect_pitch]

Neil Connery?

He was a great actor!  And IIRC not only proud to have carried that movie to the quickening, but also its prequel, Zardoz.

I think he also got his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones pregnant during the filming of the latter.  The fruit of that union became none other than Scarlett Johansson, who is now regarded as Australia's greatest living legend of the silver screen.

[j_tour]

Damn your green Vulcan blood, Spock!

[perfect_pitch]

You realise that Leonard Nemoy's blood is actually red - just like the rest of us.

Not green. Know your biology J_Tour... it's basic fact.

[j_tour]

You realise that Leonard Nemoy's blood is actually red - just like the rest of us.

Not green. Know your biology J_Tour... it's basic fact.

Are you sure?

Did you cut into him?

If you cut him does he not bleed?

[perfect_pitch]

Did you cut into him?

If you cut him does he not bleed?

Well, I didn't exactly 'cut' into him, but let's just say we one day have a great game of Russian Roulette... until he lost.

Was not a pretty sight.

[sssarg0n]

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

[lostinidlewonder]

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

It's a last post wins forum and piano threads just happen to be created around it.. lol

[j_tour]

Well, I didn't exactly 'cut' into him, but let's just say we one day have a great game of Russian Roulette... until he lost.

Was not a pretty sight.

Ever since his days as a prisoner of war during Vietnam, he did favor that game.  Always trying to up the stakes with his "three bullet!  I play with three bullets!"

He made quite a tidy sum in the underground games.

What an eccentric man, that Mr. Nimoy.

[outin]

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win. They cannot prevent it, only delay the inevitable...

[sssarg0n]

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win. They cannot prevent it, only delay the inevitable...

oh, if you want to call it like that, count me in. I'm gonna take you down, outin

[perfect_pitch]

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

Erm... excuse me, the piano forum didn't keep the thread alive for the last 7 years.

I KEPT IT ALIVE!!!

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win

I'm not in Denial. Denial is a river in Egypt.   

[outin]

Erm... excuse me, the piano forum didn't keep the thread alive for the last 7 years.

I KEPT IT ALIVE!!!

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!




And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

[sssarg0n]

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!




And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

don't need your secret, clearly they're able to keep up with you without issue

[j_tour]

don't need your secret.

I think you might be mistaken.

It's a requirement for new posters that they have links to some POS "jazz method" they're flogging, or some insanely idiotic, yet inscrutable "method" of technique for regular music.

These are to be shrouded in secrets, apart from a tantalizing ten second "video" or some infantile "summary" in one hundred words or yes on their geocities-era web page.

[perfect_pitch]

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!

And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

Let me guess, it's sniffing glue??? Drinking bleach??? It's what I do to win... you should try it Outin.

[compline]

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

The real purpose of this thread is to just keep the forum ticking over, so we have all the daftness on here where people let their guard down.  Great place for psychoanalysis!
Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!


 

[j_tour]

Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

[compline]

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

Not particularly,  so much to read and do, life is too short. 

[j_tour]

Not particularly,  so much to read and do, life is too short. 

For those who struggle with printed texts, I've commissioned a wonderful series of recordings by the Very Rev. Jerry Fallwall, D.D. with the generous collaboration of Scott Morrison.  Available at my website https://www.beyondpiano_into_jtour.com.  Also for sale is my tract Beyond Truth, in illustrated form, and so many other life-changing delights.

Give it a try, won't you?

[sssarg0n]

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

Oh, ABSOLUTELY! i've been bored, and it sounds like a good read

[Bob]

Hi, Bob.

I'm with you, always.

I've been growing a beard and am wearing long hair and sandals.

Would you like to hear some stories about my best friend?

He's listening.

And so am I.

    What's that?  My phone's cutting out a little.  I...

[j_tour]

I'm on the mainline.

You just got to tell me what you want.

[j_tour]

Oh, ABSOLUTELY! i've been bored, and it sounds like a good read

Your enthusiasm may inspire others, if it has not already done so.

But of each of my many acolytes, I must know:  oysters, or snails?

[lostinidlewonder]

For those who struggle with printed texts, I've commissioned a wonderful series of recordings by the Very Rev. Jerry Fallwall, D.D. with the generous collaboration of Scott Morrison.  Available at my website https://www.beyondpiano_into_jtour.com.  Also for sale is my tract Beyond Truth, in illustrated form, and so many other life-changing delights.

Give it a try, won't you?

I downloaded it from a torrent already. 

[j_tour]

I downloaded it from a torrent already.

Well perhaps you can share it with those who have not heard of the beyondpiano_into_j_tour method.

I should consider it a blessing.

May peace be with you, inquisitive soul.

Et enim dominus tecum.  Praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

[perfect_pitch]

Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!

Problem is, once you get inside his head - you may never get out...

[j_tour]

Problem is, once you get inside his head - you may never get out...

I don't catch for nobody.  I'm capable exclusively of penetrative, violent acts, like a virus. 

[outin]

Let me guess, it's sniffing glue??? Drinking bleach??? It's what I do to win... you should try it Outin.

How lame...I did those when in kindergarten (wasn't there for long though before I was kicked out).

I doubt you'll live long enough to follow my path into being a winner, but if you want to try you could try eating big live spiders next...something I did in first grade.

[perfect_pitch]

I doubt you'll live long enough to follow my path into being a winner

That statement is wrong for 1 major reason...

I'm not the one following you...

You're in my shadow.

[outin]

That statement is wrong for 1 major reason...

I'm not the one following you...

You're in my shadow.

If you prefer to see it that way, sure, I'll be lurking in your shadow...until I make my final move

[j_tour]

Now, children, you know you won't find the prize, because daddy's here.

[perfect_pitch]

If you prefer to see it that way, sure, I'll be lurking in your shadow...until I make my final move

Maybe, but by then I'll have already crossed the finish line, celebrated with champagne, wandered off into the sunset and found my way back home.

You'll be too late to do anything.

[j_tour]

Which one of you is Wendy, and which one is Danny?

Because I don't forget about winning. 

[perfect_pitch]

First of all, I'm neither Wendy or Danny, and Spoiler alert: Jack Nicholson froze to death in that movie...

If you were hoping to emulate him - not a good role model. I think whenever he is involved in all work and no play, he tends to something or other...

I forget.

[j_tour]

I forget.

Finally a movie reference you understand.

You get to be Scatman Crothers's character.

And Jack may have died at the end, but he died smiling, and with an axe in his hand!  Blood cold like a serpent. 

Just the way papa likes it!

[perfect_pitch]

Finally a movie reference you understand.

You get to be Scatman Crothers's character.

And, you lost me again.

[j_tour]

What?