Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

I have the patience and stamina.

I'm with you always. 

Watching.

Waiting.

They say "That boy's so harmless, he couldn't even harm a fly."

But I'm waiting.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, but in this analogy - I'm the boy...

...you're the fly.

[j_tour]

Yeah, but boy smashes fly, that's ordinary.

Fly smashes boy, that's a headline.

And, of course, if the "boy" in my allusion to Psycho turned out to be Norman Bates, you might be in the trunk of a car at the bottom of a swamp!

So think about that!

— Brindle_tour_fly

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but boy smashes fly, that's ordinary.

Fly smashes boy, that's a headline.

Problem is - no fly has ever smashed a boy... EVER... in the history of the entire damn universe; and NEVER WILL.

So unfortunately your argument is invalid.

[j_tour]

Problem is - no fly has ever smashed a boy... EVER... in the history of the entire damn universe; and NEVER WILL.

So unfortunately your argument is invalid.

A boy smashed Jeff Goldblum's heart, so Brundlefly smashed the boy's jaw.

QED

At least you didn't make me bring out the Jesus drawings again.  Nobody wants that. 

And, fly agaric mushrooms might smash boy's synapses and hepatic functions.

And, flying monkeys are in fact a form of fly.

Flies will make boy suffer!  By pestilence and infection, and, above all, annoyance and pain!

Fly is good! 

Worship the Fly!  Bow before the Lord of the Flies!

[perfect_pitch]

A boy smashed Jeff Goldblum's heart, so Brundlefly smashed the boy's jaw.

I DEMAND PROOF!!!

[j_tour]

I DEMAND PROOF!!!

Geena Davis hanging ten off my fly rod is all the proof anyone needs! 

And she knows how to do it, too, son!

[perfect_pitch]

Geena Davis hanging ten off my fly rod is all the proof anyone needs! 

Your fly rod??? You call it that because it's only millimetres thing, squirms about and ends up in the water half the time???



 

[j_tour]

Your fly rod??? You call it that because it's only millimetres thing, squirms about and ends up in the water half the time???

Hey, at least the tip is wet, man!

[Bob]

And you should probably be aware.... 

[j_tour]

GD is kind of tall for a dame.  I'd still hit that, though.  Maybe not, you know, face-to-face, but at oblique angles. 

It's the geometer in me.

But, as usual, thanks for the old-fashioned nightmare fuel, Dr. Island of Bob Moreau.

[perfect_pitch]

Give me her...



...any day.   

[j_tour]

Yeah, well no argument against Ms. Alba, I'm guessing, who is a very good actor, but the tip of my rod gets wet until the fish scent fill the air, and they're be snuff juice everywhere.

Wang Dang Doodle.

You people are so immature.

[perfect_pitch]

You people are so immature.

SERIOUSLY!!! In the same bloody post you write this...

[...]but the tip of my rod gets wet until the fish scent fill the air, and they're be snuff juice everywhere.

And we're the ones who are immature???

[j_tour]

Ironic distance, m'boy.

I will still never understand how Dr. Island Bob Moreau inhabits his remote domicile populated with his abominations.

And, yet, the thread persists.

And some catch more fish than others.

Big snappers, too.  A very rare catch. 

[perfect_pitch]

I will still never understand how Dr. Island Bob Moreau inhabits his remote domicile populated with his abominations.

Easy - it's a piece of fiction and doesn't exist.

...just like your chances of winning this thread.

[j_tour]

Easy - it's a piece of fiction and doesn't exist.

...just like your chances of winning this thread.

Yeah?  Well I can beat you in arm-wrestling! 

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah?  Well I can beat you in arm-wrestling! 

Meh - a competition of brute strength is just barbaric and uncivilised.

I reign superior to you, both mentally and intellectually.

[j_tour]

Meh - a competition of brute strength is just barbaric and uncivilised.

I reign superior to you, both mentally and intellectually.

I don't think so.

I meant that I could arm-wrestle your very head, causing it to explode, after the fashion of the Scanners.

[lostinidlewonder]

My dad has diabetes.

[perfect_pitch]

I have a sore toe.

[j_tour]

I shot a man in Reno.

[perfect_pitch]

I once did my taxes.

[j_tour]

I killed two mice in two days.

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - I killed 3 mice in a day. They never saw that cat coming.

[compline]

I've killed 75 squirrels, but not all in one day! 

[j_tour]

I've killed 75 squirrels, but not all in one day! 

Yeah, but that's just good eatin'.

The dog, I mean.  Squirrel are supposed to have pretty good flavor, but many of them are not very plump.

[perfect_pitch]

I would find that video funny... if the special effects weren't so bloody awful.

[j_tour]

He wore a red bandana, played a blues piano, in a honkey-tonk, down in Mexico.

Draw, mofos!

[perfect_pitch]

BANG... You're dead.

[lostinidlewonder]

Squirrel are supposed to have pretty good flavor, but many of them are not very plump.

Not to mention the rabbit starvation.

[perfect_pitch]

Anyone who eats squirrels is a monster... I mean, cats - sure. They're annoying as f@$%, but squirrels???

That's just wrong.

[j_tour]

Anyone who eats squirrels is a monster... I mean, cats - sure. They're annoying as f@$%, but squirrels???

That's just wrong.

Nah....I'd eat that.  Make a nice curry out of it.

Sheep are "cute" too, as well as being very good life partners for the rural British and commonwealth men, but they're delicious!

[perfect_pitch]

Nah....I'd eat that.  Make a nice curry out of it.

Sheep are "cute" too, as well as being very good life partners for the rural British and commonwealth men, but they're delicious!

You mean the English and those from New Zealand??? Yeah, yeah - we've known about them for ages.

Them and their bloody sheep-shagging ways.

[j_tour]

You mean the English and those from New Zealand??? Yeah, yeah - we've known about them for ages.

That's one way of thinking abut it.

Another way of thinking about it is that the Welsh and the Scotch have a little agreement, going back years:  the Scotch trade two women for one fine looking Welsh she-sheep.

[perfect_pitch]

Another way of thinking about it is that the Welsh and the Scotch have a little agreement, going back years:  the Scotch trade two women for one fine looking Welsh she-sheep.

Who in the f@#$ are the 'Scotch' Nobody refers to the people who hail from Scotland as the 'Scotch'?!?

And your implication that Scottish people might trade women for sheep is damn right insulting...

...the Welsh sheep are f@#$ing butt-ugly.

[j_tour]

"'Paradoxically,' A.J. Aitken reports in OCELang. (1992), 'for working-class Scots the common form has long been Scotch ... and the native form Scots is sometimes regarded as an Anglicized affectation.' ... Outside Scotland...Scottish preferences are less well-known.  Scotch is likely to occur, both as adj. and noun, in contexts which middle-class Scots would regard as either droll or improper."

The New Fowler's Modern English Usage, Third Edition, ed. R.W. Burchfield, entry "Scotch, Scots, Scottish"

My usage has precedence both within Scotland, and more generally within the U.K., while it may be jeered at by fancy lads or pommies.

[perfect_pitch]

Scotch is likely to occur, both as adj. and noun, in contexts which middle-class Scots would regard as either droll or improper."

Yeah - maybe in 1602...

Get with the times.

[j_tour]

Yeah - maybe in 1602...

Get with the times.

1602?  The times when demons, witches, and sorcerers roamed the lands?  One may even say, the Highlands?

No, it is you who should admit that New Zealand has finer sheep than any in the great arid land of Australia!

BTW I've now killed eight mice in seven days.  Now I am their king, and I have a very nice necklace!  Yes, I am a monster, but I have hoodoo powers!

[perfect_pitch]

No, it is you who should admit that New Zealand has finer sheep than any in the great arid land of Australia!

Wouldn't know - I've never been to New Zealand. Too many hobbitses...

[j_tour]

Wouldn't know - I've never been to New Zealand. Too many hobbitses..

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, fine, I just bought a CH-341 EEPROM flash hardware device...but...that's different.

[perfect_pitch]

OK, fine, I just bought a CH-341 EEPROM flash hardware device...but...that's different.

The fact that you put up the model numbers proves one thing...

[j_tour]

The fact that you put up the model numbers proves one thing...

Mother.  You're looking very handsome today.

Yes, mother.  Yes, we're going back into the fruit cellar again.

[perfect_pitch]

The Fruit cellar... isn't that were you keep all your captives, and make them take part in fights to the death to earn their freedom???

[j_tour]

The Fruit cellar... isn't that were you keep all your captives, and make them take part in fights to the death to earn their freedom???

Yes.  They find it quite comfortable.

Have you ever smelled the glove, my good sir?

It is very good indeed.

[lostinidlewonder]

I like turtles!

[perfect_pitch]

Have you ever smelled the glove, my good sir?

Let me guess - it smells of chlorophyll???

[j_tour]

Let me guess - it smells of chlorophyll???

It smells of suffering.

It also smells of the toilets at local strip club The Fruit Cellar, but that's just a coincidence.

[lostinidlewonder]

Smells like teen spirit.

[perfect_pitch]

SHORTEST WIN EVER

You had your win for less than a minute. Did you enjoy it?