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«Reply #10700 on: May 24, 2020, 02:04:36 PM »
What the *** was that??? It's like some childrens show, but it has talking armchairs and devices... or that could be the result of taking ACID!!!

Seriously - what the MOTHER *** CHRIST was that horrific piece of crap???

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«Reply #10701 on: May 24, 2020, 02:59:15 PM »
What the *** was that??? It's like some childrens show, but it has talking armchairs and devices... or that could be the result of taking ACID!!!

Could be. 

I don't know.

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«Reply #10702 on: May 25, 2020, 07:21:05 AM »
Well... as long as you don't skip breakfast...



It is of course, the most important meal of the day.

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«Reply #10703 on: May 25, 2020, 11:49:09 AM »
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«Reply #10704 on: May 25, 2020, 11:51:17 AM »
Well... as long as you don't skip breakfast...


It is of course, the most important meal of the day.

Is it really? 

It just takes up space those tasty drugs could be occupying.

Coffee and crack. It's what's for breakfast.

For you, I'd recommend taking a bolus of hot meat when indicated.

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«Reply #10705 on: May 25, 2020, 02:29:59 PM »
Coffee and crack. It's what's for breakfast.

Maybe, but with all that coffee you'll spend hours shitting on the toilet... and the crack will make you think you're flying on a magic carpet while you do so.

Not a good combination.

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«Reply #10706 on: May 25, 2020, 03:35:26 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #10707 on: May 25, 2020, 03:39:35 PM »


That's an ingredient in the dish spotted dick, is it not?

Very toothsome!  Kudos!

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«Reply #10708 on: May 25, 2020, 05:31:55 PM »
spotted dick


Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

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«Reply #10709 on: May 25, 2020, 06:21:40 PM »
Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

Nothing to be ashamed of.  Michael Jackson had vitiligo and he lived a long and full life.

Nobody turns down a dish of spotted dick.  Classic regional food.

Toad in the hole is another good one. Nothing like some good bangers.

And yes there is something wrong with you, eschewing the favorites of the Empire of the Pommie.
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«Reply #10710 on: May 26, 2020, 09:51:27 AM »
Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

Try googling the term, and I'm sure you'll get a clearer image!!!

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«Reply #10711 on: May 26, 2020, 11:46:32 AM »
Try googling the term, and I'm sure you'll get a clearer image!!!

 ;D

Martin van Buren had spotted dick regularly. 

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«Reply #10712 on: May 26, 2020, 02:09:06 PM »
Martin van Buren had spotted dick regularly.

Damn... That wasn't the outcome I was hoping to happen.

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«Reply #10713 on: May 26, 2020, 10:35:57 PM »
Damn... That wasn't the outcome I was hoping to happen.

I don't know about those mutton-chops though.  I've got some as a remnant of a laziness typhoid pandemic beard, but they're not as stout and manly.

So, a moustache.  Sure, the good old womb broom. 

What do you with sideburns like that, though? 

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«Reply #10714 on: May 27, 2020, 12:25:26 PM »
Wouldn't know - I keep myself clean shaven. Makes sure you can't get moustache lice.

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«Reply #10715 on: May 27, 2020, 01:29:48 PM »
Wouldn't know - I keep myself clean shaven. Makes sure you can't get moustache lice.

Yeah, but make an incision in your abdomen.

You will find it's ALIVE WITH WORMS!!!!!!

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«Reply #10716 on: May 27, 2020, 02:10:08 PM »
I'd rather keep my insides... inside; if you know what I mean.

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«Reply #10717 on: May 27, 2020, 02:43:16 PM »
I'd rather keep my insides... inside; if you know what I mean.


 So would have St. Elmo.




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«Reply #10718 on: May 28, 2020, 06:55:30 AM »
You need to keep the insides happy or they will try to get out...mine are happy if they get enough pizza :)


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«Reply #10719 on: May 28, 2020, 08:45:04 AM »
You need to keep the insides happy or they will try to get out...mine are happy if they get enough pizza :)

That's what I'll be doing Saturday night - Pizza and movie. I need to de-stress.

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«Reply #10720 on: May 28, 2020, 11:32:02 AM »
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«Reply #10721 on: May 28, 2020, 11:50:01 AM »
I HAVE to use this video more often for all my enemies.     ;D


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«Reply #10722 on: May 28, 2020, 12:59:14 PM »

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«Reply #10723 on: May 28, 2020, 04:10:10 PM »
I'm still allergic to nuts!
So I'd only eat some if I want to scare people off...with a cool alien look :)

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«Reply #10724 on: May 29, 2020, 01:39:19 PM »
J_Tour... I have NEVER in my life experience a video so awfully boring and meaningless in my life... and I didn't even watch the full thing - I skipped through large chunks of it.

I haven't ever seen anything that bad since the movie 'Dude, where's my car'.

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«Reply #10725 on: May 29, 2020, 02:52:38 PM »
All right, you both of you just made my list.

I'm the only person in the world who's a big nut man..

Nut butters.  Cashew nut butter.  Pine nut butter.  Hazelnut butter.  Peanut, which is a legume and not a nut, butter.  Almond butter.  Pistachio nut butter.  Red pistachio nut butter.

Dogs literally will lick that up.

Apply liberally and wait for the dingos.



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«Reply #10726 on: May 29, 2020, 10:59:27 PM »
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«Reply #10727 on: May 29, 2020, 11:39:43 PM »
Well, I think Bob might be OK.  I think he's on my side.  There's going to be a great uprising until the time and place of battle has been chosen!  Repent ye!

Although I think the narrator of his clip has too much vocal fry to be not a bit of a spoof itself.  You know, Yeats. the dancer from the dance, all that.

It's game on, bitches!

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«Reply #10728 on: May 29, 2020, 11:46:54 PM »
Apply liberally and wait for the dingos.

Yeah - sure, wait for the dingos. Because they all just line the suburban streets at night hunting for peanut butter.

What type of squalor or remote desert do you think I live in???

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«Reply #10729 on: May 30, 2020, 02:31:40 AM »
What type of squalor or remote desert do you think I live in???

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«Reply #10730 on: May 30, 2020, 06:21:08 AM »


The guy is hilarious.

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«Reply #10731 on: May 30, 2020, 09:36:31 AM »
The guy is hilarious.

I don't think it's that funny.
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«Reply #10732 on: May 30, 2020, 03:37:26 PM »
What a complete load of inane, delinquent  crap!  Americans just can't act, all the films contain poor dialogue. 

I think you guys posting here have lost the will to live or something, heads full of sh*t.
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«Reply #10733 on: May 30, 2020, 05:27:09 PM »
C'mon.  Don't you want t go for a joy ride, Dragline?  My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

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«Reply #10734 on: May 31, 2020, 03:22:14 AM »
Heineken??? *** THAT sh*t!!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

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«Reply #10735 on: May 31, 2020, 08:30:16 AM »
Heineken??? *** THAT sh*t!!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

Darn tootin' right.

I got a strange urge to get medieval on something or someone.

Pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

A little nitrous oxide to keep sharp.

And a Pabst Blue Ribbon or eight to take the edge off.

It's gonna be a good evening.

Maybe burn down the Globe Theater again or some sh*t, trap some theater nerds inside just for laughs.
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«Reply #10736 on: May 31, 2020, 09:52:08 AM »
Darn tootin' right.

And how much of a hill-billy are you???

Who the hell says 'Darn tootin' right???'


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«Reply #10737 on: May 31, 2020, 05:14:28 PM »
And how much of a hill-billy are you???

Who the hell says 'Darn tootin' right???'

People who are obsessed with children, and respect the forum's policies to nurture children, and keep a very close watch on them at every single opportunity.

And whatnot.
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«Reply #10738 on: June 01, 2020, 01:44:18 AM »
People who are obsessed with children, and respect the forum's policies to nurture children, and keep a very close watch on them at every single opportunity.

You're right - people who use filthy language should have their tongue scrubbed with soap...

It is stated that all words not blocked by the automated censors are allowed.

*** you, cunt.

And it does happen to be that I like cute brunettes, but I like them for companionship and not for just getting my *** on.  I really like *** them, but it depends on the gal.

Yes, I'm well familiar with commonwealth uses of the term.

ETA Yeah, it's nothing personal, it's just pure impotent rage.  I don't think you're a cunt, I think you're OK, but random rules give me a raging hard-on to go full Ted Kaczinsky on it. 

Just abominable...

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«Reply #10739 on: June 01, 2020, 03:58:59 AM »
Just abominable...

I know you are but what am I.

Here, watch Efren Reyes kick Earl Strickland's *** at nine-ball.

Or go watch a star war or something.

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«Reply #10740 on: June 02, 2020, 10:23:01 AM »
Or go watch a star war or something.

Just one??? Seems a little dull. Is this the movie you were thinking of???



Ouch - that looks painful.

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«Reply #10741 on: June 02, 2020, 06:22:25 PM »
Sure, yeah, that looks like a star war.

But would Xenu be pleased?  I'm not sure, but I doubt it.

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«Reply #10742 on: June 03, 2020, 09:38:27 AM »


To this day, I have NEVER seen the movie... and will continue not to watch it.

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«Reply #10743 on: June 03, 2020, 04:27:13 PM »
To this day, I have NEVER seen the movie... and will continue not to watch it.

Well, you'd be right then. 

It is pretty much unwatchable.  There are no redeeming qualities about that horror.  Can't be watched.  Shouldn't be watched. 

Here, go for a ride:

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«Reply #10744 on: June 04, 2020, 10:20:22 AM »
Dennis Hopper is a fantastic actor, but Nicolas Cage has gone down the toilet in the last couple of years - can't believe he used to be an A-list actor.

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«Reply #10745 on: June 04, 2020, 04:49:21 PM »
Dennis Hopper is a fantastic actor, but Nicolas Cage has gone down the toilet in the last couple of years - can't believe he used to be an A-list actor.

Dennis Hopper is indeed the man.  Nic Cage....yeah, he has some issues.  He was pretty good in Red Rock West, though.  Not a very good movie at all.  Lord of War, Adaptation?  He carried those off fine. 

Eh, whatever.  I suppose it's a free country in some ways.  At least his ridiculous frolics are amusing sometimes.

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«Reply #10746 on: June 04, 2020, 10:50:52 PM »
How do you act though when you don't know what the end result special effects will be?





I noticed the fake bees more.  And then I wondered why someone would shout out what's happening to them.   ::)
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«Reply #10747 on: June 04, 2020, 11:27:47 PM »
How do you act though when you don't know what the end result special effects will be?

I always thought Nic Cage was a pure method actor and those were real bees.  Spent months in the hospital afterwards.  Dedication to the craft.  An inspiration.

Supposedly George C. Scott in the early 1980s had a chance to meet the young Cage and tried to advise him that "It's acting, m'boy!"

I don't think the advice really stuck.

Nic Cage is a true citizen of the world, and a credit to serious thespians wherever his work is known.

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«Reply #10748 on: June 05, 2020, 04:05:19 AM »

I noticed the fake bees more.  And then I wondered why someone would shout out what's happening to them.   ::)

Fake bees are stupid. Proper films use real bees!


Edit. Why the hell would they remake the film?? It's perfect as it is! The film industry is ridiculous these days...

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«Reply #10749 on: June 05, 2020, 09:41:07 AM »
Fake bees are stupid. Proper films use real bees!

Now, THAT'S an actor. That's commitment.