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«Reply #10650 on: May 15, 2020, 12:49:18 PM »
Could you have gotten a clip of the video that was ANY MORE INFERIOR in terms of quality???

I haven't seen an image that bad, since I misplaced my glasses. It's like the cameraman smeared on the vaseline, while the producer yelled 'Action...'

Well, mister man, you can just thanks to friend in other country which make superior film products for not much weight.

And how much for the imparegnateds to be dogs?  I like this one.  I like dog which has much poodles in her bellies.  Use Vaseline make shining coats of hair and fur.  Very good look for camera, very chic, I tell you, like posing for the yogas.

Pervert.



And what is up with "pregnant dog" but still good also to every morning I do not like but also is good, helping to find the childrens.

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«Reply #10651 on: May 15, 2020, 03:31:14 PM »
Well, mister man, you can just thanks to friend in other country which make superior film products for not much weight.

This is what I was mainly referring to when I questioned your ability to string a sentence together... in the English language.

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«Reply #10652 on: May 15, 2020, 07:10:35 PM »
I'm sorry... can you try reloading 'English' and try that again?

English or Pomeranian or pommie pregnant dog.

Just bing it, man.
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«Reply #10653 on: May 15, 2020, 09:05:52 PM »
English or Pomeranian or pommie pregnant dog.

Just bing it, man.

As you wish, here's a well pregnant Pomeranian for you


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«Reply #10654 on: May 15, 2020, 11:07:08 PM »
As you wish, here's a well pregnant Pomeranian for you


Yeah, it is almost approaching suppertime.

I'm going to let it ripen for a few hours, though.

I'm still having aperitifs now, but I will have some in a bit.

Looks good and smells delicious!


/*ETA WHAT THE ***??????????  THAT IS NOT A GODDAMNED BIRD!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S APPROACHING PARTURITION!!!!!!!  GET THIS *** THING OUT OF MY GODDAMNED MOUTH.  IT IS A HORROR!!!!   IT'S TEATS ARE ...... NO.......NO.....NO....NO.....THIS IS NOT GOING TO LOOK GOOD TO THE BOY SCOUTS....ITS TEATS....SO LACTATE...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*/

/*EETA So, what did we learn today?  We learned that our fine feathered friends are some of our best allies and that we cannot tolerate canine howling, whether it's because of an imperfect birthing position, or inept owners.  We also have canines, children, all of us, inside our mouths.  See those on the screen?  Remembered everyone's daddy's big tool?  Yeah.  Good group.  Now just get rid of those.  It's harder than it looks!  I know.  Remember Aretha Franklin?  She did a song called "Pullin'"  It's going to be there for a while.  Just keep pulling.  Twenty minutes.  I know.  It's longer than it seems, right!  Look in the mirror.  Now just one final.....it doesn't matter.....if it breaks, that's OK, just OK.

You're a bunch of good kids!

Just three more to go*/
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«Reply #10655 on: May 16, 2020, 01:06:07 AM »
This is what I was mainly referring to when I questioned your ability to string a sentence together... in the English language.

I have howling many things from nightmares upon you, woman dog.

Welp, it's 1800 somewhere, ladies. 

It's time for some rodeo:

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«Reply #10656 on: May 16, 2020, 03:02:27 AM »
We learned that our fine feathered friends are some of our best allies and that we cannot tolerate canine howling, whether it's because of an imperfect birthing position, or inept owners.  We also have canines, children, all of us, inside our mouths.  See those on the screen?  Remembered everyone's daddy's big tool?  Yeah.  Good group.  Now just get rid of those.  It's harder than it looks!  I know.  Remember Aretha Franklin?  She did a song called "Pullin'"  It's going to be there for a while.  Just keep pulling.  Twenty minutes.  I know.  It's longer than it seems, right!  Look in the mirror.  Now just one final.....it doesn't matter.....if it breaks, that's OK, just OK.

I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...

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I think you get into the transmission of the right standard with syntax, grammar and flow for fun. And just in case, translate it into multiple languages ​​and post the results before translating them into English.



Meh... not as funny as I expected.    ::)

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«Reply #10657 on: May 16, 2020, 03:45:23 AM »
I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...



Meh... not as funny as I expected.    ::)

These are the words of someone who has clearly not understood the power of humility.

As spoken by Patrick Swayze.

In the movie Roadhouse.

Playing the character "Dalton."

Who says

memorably

once:

"Pain don't hurt."

THIS IS GAME TO WINNING FOR NOBODY ELSE I SHALL HAVE THE PRIZE SIMPLE FUTURE IN FIRST PERSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/*ETA  Why haven't you finished with maxillary canine 1?!?!!?!?!?!   Are you trying to upset me?*/

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«Reply #10658 on: May 16, 2020, 06:37:34 AM »
Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

No one but me wins this chain. You are inferior to me and you will lose embarrassment when this ends. Yea, I have a winner, unlike you!

Damn, mr. Google could not even do that simple paragraph right. I will have to go back to writing in English...let him translate it back to Finnish and then back to English and see how it goes...

No one but I will win this thread. You are inferior to me and lose in a confusing way when this ends. I eventually winner of the material, unlike you!

That wasn't that bad actually...but still not right...I guess I will have to do all the work here.

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«Reply #10659 on: May 16, 2020, 06:50:46 AM »
Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

No one but me wins this chain. You are inferior to me and you will lose embarrassment when this ends. Yea, I have a winner, unlike you!

Damn, mr. Google could not even do that simple paragraph right. I will have to go back to writing in English...let him translate it back to Finnish and then back to English and see how it goes...

No one but I will win this thread. You are inferior to me and lose in a confusing way when this ends. I eventually winner of the material, unlike you!

That wasn't that bad actually...but still not right...I guess I will have to do all the work here.

All right, fine, it's a metonym for "<insert search here>."

The product placement?  Unless it's for humorous intent I find it distracting.

Yes, ***, google uses the same goddamned  adaptive techniques everyone else does.  There's a certain combination of techniques that works better in some things, which still suck, like OCR, or things that seem simple and have been solved only relatively recently (Chinook, game of checkers, is a good example).

I think you technology people have your sights set a bit too high.  We don't even have more than a primitive ontology for biomedicine.

/*eta ouaid chtirais quelqs petmots au s d comment pourr-t-on trdr tchate etc? putain merde.*/
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«Reply #10660 on: May 16, 2020, 07:38:22 AM »
Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

My statement, I wrote in English... before translating it to Russia, then the Russian translation to French, ...to Italian, ...to Spanish, ...to Finnish, ...about 4 other bloody languages I've never heard of (and a couple that didn't even use the letters of the English alphabet) and then back to English.

What a shame...

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To some extent, I think it fills in a standard sentence for grammar, grammar, and fun, and you translate the results into a number of languages ​​before translating P HR VERY English.

Getting closer...

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«Reply #10661 on: May 16, 2020, 01:53:02 PM »
I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...


I tried this with the fiendish "Let It Go" and this is what Google Translate kindly gave me:

The wind is blowing like a house
Sky I don't know if I can try to keep it
Don't show them
Keep up the good guys
Hide, fight, don't tell
Well now they know
It stops, stops
Not acceptable here
It stops, stops
Turn and knock on the door
I don't care what they say
Increase your stress in half
But the cold didn't bother me


Well, it's certainly a level up from the original song!  ::)

Edit:
GoogleXBillieEilish:

"You are a good man
Looks like an ungodly person
I couldn't find anyone
Men often get swollen glands
I was very nasty
The mother is sad
It usually hurts my girlfriend
You can seduce your father's species
I'm a bad person
I'm a bad person"

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«Reply #10662 on: May 16, 2020, 03:59:50 PM »
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«Reply #10663 on: May 16, 2020, 04:16:03 PM »
I tried this with the fiendish "Let It Go" and this is what Google Translate kindly gave me:

DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

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«Reply #10664 on: May 16, 2020, 08:09:16 PM »
DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

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«Reply #10665 on: May 17, 2020, 02:00:36 AM »
Yet another slice of Americana I have never seen... nor probably will.

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«Reply #10666 on: May 17, 2020, 02:12:32 AM »
Yet another slice of Americana I have never seen... nor probably will.


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«Reply #10667 on: May 17, 2020, 06:42:35 AM »
As I said... haven't seen it - and probably never will.

...or CHOOSE TO!!!

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«Reply #10668 on: May 17, 2020, 11:05:28 AM »
As I said... haven't seen it - and probably never will.

...or CHOOSE TO!!!

Do I seem like I give a damn?
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«Reply #10669 on: May 17, 2020, 06:09:33 PM »
DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

I dunno, try translating it to a bunch of Asian and/or African languages (its weakest point).

E.G: "I ate a cat-shaped pastry today, it was good but my mom hated it."
After translating it to Chinese, then to Filipino, then to Korean, then to Zulu, then to Vietnamese, then to Mongolian, it finally gave me this:
"Today I eat like a lamb or a cat, but my mother hates it."
 :-X

Edit: This.



Edit 2: https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=40576

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«Reply #10670 on: May 18, 2020, 08:38:52 AM »
Do I seem like I give a damn?

You posted yet another clip of it, as if to shove it down my throat.

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«Reply #10671 on: May 18, 2020, 11:13:26 AM »
You posted yet another clip of it, as if to shove it down my throat.

Just keep talking, boy.
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«Reply #10672 on: May 18, 2020, 02:23:22 PM »
Just keep talking, boy.

Gladly...    ;D

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«Reply #10673 on: May 18, 2020, 03:47:49 PM »
Get a room, you two!

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«Reply #10674 on: May 18, 2020, 07:20:41 PM »
Quote from: outin
Get a room, you two!

no u

Gladly...    ;D

Now you're starting to unnerstan.  A few days in the box, you'll get your head right, boy.


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«Reply #10675 on: May 19, 2020, 08:55:13 AM »
Now you're starting to unnerstan.  A few days in the box, you'll get your head right, boy.

Boy???

[sh*t... had the perfect image to reply to comment, but Google is being a prick]

Damn you google...

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«Reply #10676 on: May 19, 2020, 09:21:40 AM »
Boy???

[sh*t... had the perfect image to reply to comment, but Google is being a prick]

Damn you google...

That's right, son. 

That Google is a rough old boy, ain't she now.
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«Reply #10677 on: May 19, 2020, 12:21:05 PM »
That's right, son. 

That Google is a rough old boy, ain't she now.

Not if you pay her what she's worth. Then you get the special treatment!!!   ;D

If you try skimping on payment, her pimp will b!tch-slap you upside the head, and break your legs while playing your kidneys like a conga drum.

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«Reply #10678 on: May 19, 2020, 01:13:49 PM »
Not if you pay her what she's worth. Then you get the special treatment!!!   ;D

If you try skimping on payment, her pimp will b!tch-slap you upside the head, and break your legs while playing your kidneys like a conga drum.

You think my pimp hand is not strong?  I might just as well shiv that mother of a pimp as well.

More than one way to skin a cat, boy.
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«Reply #10679 on: May 19, 2020, 02:25:38 PM »
More than one way to skin a cat, boy.

Yeah, but what do you do with the rest of it - I mean you have the muscle, bones, intestines and blood... it just creates a mess.

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«Reply #10680 on: May 19, 2020, 02:35:17 PM »
Yeah, but what do you do with the rest of it - I mean you have the muscle, bones, intestines and blood... it just creates a mess.

Yeah, maybe for an amateur.  You put it in a bag, and you do it by feel.

And you're removing the skin.  You shouldn't be touching intestines or bone very much, not if done properly.

And then the hydrochloric acid.  Or, you just toss the bag in a body of water weighted down with some rocks, like all your other subjects.

And when the "Missing Kitty" pictures with contact info posted around your neighborhood, you draw a moustache on the picture, and a little top hat.  It's fun, c'mon!

Jeez, have to tell you kids everything.
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«Reply #10681 on: May 20, 2020, 11:17:32 AM »
Yeah, maybe for an amateur.  You put it in a bag, and you do it by feel.

And you're removing the skin.  You shouldn't be touching intestines or bone very much, not if done properly.

And then the hydrochloric acid.  Or, you just toss the bag in a body of water weighted down with some rocks, like all your other subjects.

And when the "Missing Kitty" pictures with contact info posted around your neighborhood, you draw a moustache on the picture, and a little top hat.  It's fun, c'mon!

Jeez, have to tell you kids everything.

Guess I'm too busy practising to give it a whirl.

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«Reply #10682 on: May 20, 2020, 01:23:39 PM »
Guess I'm too busy practising to give it a whirl.

OK.  I thought Rain Man types could just listen to a Sorabji piece once and play it back perfectly.   
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«Reply #10683 on: May 21, 2020, 08:44:34 AM »
OK.  I thought Rain Man types could just listen to a Sorabji piece once and play it back perfectly.

There's a big difference between counting matches and playing Sorabji...

Like for instance... I'd find being able to instantly count matches a lot more useful... and pleasant... and enjoyable... and wouldn't force me to tear my hair out.

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«Reply #10684 on: May 21, 2020, 03:41:52 PM »
There's a big difference between counting matches and playing Sorabji...

Like for instance... I'd find being able to instantly count matches a lot more useful... and pleasant... and enjoyable... and wouldn't force me to tear my hair out.

But I don't understand at all.

Are you saying you don't enjoy the music of Sorabji?

I've never heard of such a thing.
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«Reply #10685 on: May 22, 2020, 07:07:53 AM »
Are you saying you don't enjoy the music of Sorabji?

How long have you known me???

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«Reply #10686 on: May 22, 2020, 02:36:12 PM »
How long have you known me???

What is this "knowing" you human people speak of? 

There are very grave epistemic uncertainties.
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«Reply #10687 on: May 22, 2020, 03:18:49 PM »
What is this "knowing" you human people speak of? 

It's the equivalent of that alien parasite in your brain, telling you what to do and think.

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«Reply #10688 on: May 22, 2020, 05:48:05 PM »
It's the equivalent of that alien parasite in your brain, telling you what to do and think.

I do have three extra teeth in my mouth.  I think they're remnants of a long lost twin I devoured in the womb.
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«Reply #10689 on: May 22, 2020, 10:34:38 PM »
*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #10690 on: May 23, 2020, 12:50:17 AM »
*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*

Bob probably plans on winning later, if he can figure out how to embed videos on this forum without screwing them up.

 ;D

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«Reply #10691 on: May 23, 2020, 01:21:00 AM »
Students haven't been following my instructions.

I think they're preparing for The Gathering.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awesome dude named me also totally winner.

*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*

No.  That won't do. 

There is to be no reviewing of the thread in this dojo.

Not in this dojo.

What is a dojo?

Who the *** cares, it's some karate crap.

But that is all you need to know.

Come back next week.

For more.

And I show you ancient art of numchuck skill.

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«Reply #10692 on: May 23, 2020, 03:38:05 AM »

I'm sorry - I didn't bring my electron microscope home with me. You'll need to find a bigger picture.

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«Reply #10693 on: May 23, 2020, 04:30:20 AM »
I'm sorry - I didn't bring my electron microscope home with me. You'll need to find a bigger picture.

I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Pupkin, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about that, is there?

OK.  I'll break it down like this.  You talk into one of the holes in your technology machine and say "Computer!  Enhance!"

It really works.

It works best if you go to a public library, use one of their desktop computers, and talk directly into the mouse.

You may need to repeat the command several times.  Some of the older models are a bit twitchy.
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«Reply #10694 on: May 23, 2020, 06:02:29 AM »
OK.  I'll break it down like this.  You talk into one of the holes in your technology machine and say "Computer!  Enhance!"


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«Reply #10695 on: May 23, 2020, 10:42:33 PM »
That's very good.  You might be ready to put your hand in the box.

Do it.

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«Reply #10696 on: May 24, 2020, 01:36:00 AM »
Is that a young Matthew Perry???

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«Reply #10697 on: May 24, 2020, 02:17:56 AM »
No, it's Alan Smithee's nephew.  He got his break the good old regular way.

Not that Matthew Perry didn't benefit by being Luke Perry's younger brother, but that's not him.
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«Reply #10698 on: May 24, 2020, 06:15:17 AM »
Funny... I can't name a SINGLE thing that Luke Perry starred in...

Matthew Perry on the other hand seemed far more successful.

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«Reply #10699 on: May 24, 2020, 12:29:44 PM »
Funny... I can't name a SINGLE thing that Luke Perry starred in...

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.