Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

None of you have the persistence or the thirst for winning that I have.

Oh.  How charming. 

You have no idea. 

Until the heat death of the friendly neighborhood solar system, the pleasure and joy of man lies in treading down the rebel and conquering the enemy, in tearing him up by the root, in taking from him all that he has.

This is simply not an option, for me to abandon this pursuit.  Nor for any man or woman of focus, committment, and sheer will.

It may have been said that "taking high doses of ibuprofen over long periods of time can also increase [the] risk of having a stroke or heart attack."

But it's all lies by big pharma:  it makes me stronger, more savage, and more indomitable.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, and I am nothing if not consistently vengeful and savage.

[perfect_pitch]

This is simply not an option, for me to abandon this pursuit. 

Is that because you're still locked down due to COVID???

Man, the beaches are really nice here in Western Australia. I went sun-bathing on a crowded beach only a couple of days ago.

Went to a restaurant a week ago, and DIDN'T take it away. I got to sit IN the restaurant for 2 solid hours without a care in the world.

There's no place like home... as long as home is Perth.

[j_tour]

Man, the beaches are really nice here in Western Australia. I went sun-bathing on a crowded beach only a couple of days ago.

Well that was foolish!  What about the snakes?

Watch out for snakes!

[perfect_pitch]

Well that was foolish!  What about the snakes?

Watch out for snakes!

Not at the beaches... they prefer drier, scruffier lands with bush and swamp like territory. Our beaches are PRISTINE!!!

[j_tour]

Not at the beaches... they prefer drier, scruffier lands with bush and swamp like territory. Our beaches are PRISTINE!!!

No, no, no.  Snakes can't live on land.  They only live in water.

But jellyfish really like water.  They love it.

[perfect_pitch]

They also apparently love planes as well:



And I said I like the beaches... but I didn't say I went in the water. Who the hell wants to go into the waters in Australia... there's *** sharks in the water.

[j_tour]

And I said I like the beaches... but I didn't say I went in the water. Who the hell wants to go into the waters in Australia... there's *** sharks in the water.

Naw.  Sharks are friendly.  They just need to be tamed a bit.

[perfect_pitch]

What in the... I mean...



Seriously, what the mother@#$%ing... sort of...



I have no more words...

[j_tour]

What in the... I mean...
I have no more words...

Ah, you fancy college boys, not talking about chasing tommycogs or bluegills, talking about sharking for a living.

[perfect_pitch]

This is probably one of those times that my brain is telling me 'You don't want to know', and I'm just going to mute him for a second and ask...

Where in the sewerage pipes of the internet... did you find this?

Is it a Bollywood movie or something? And here I didn't think things could get weirder...

Here's my entry for the what contest:

[j_tour]

Here's my entry for the what contest:

Very nice.

[perfect_pitch]

You still didn't answer my question - I asked where the heck that scene was from???

I guess that answers the age old question: Is that a gun in your pocket or...

[j_tour]

You still didn't answer my question - I asked where the heck that scene was from???

I guess that answers the age old question: Is that a gun in your pocket or...

No, it's from From Dusk Till Dawn.  About a few norteamericanos who end up in the wrong bar just shy of the border.  It was even a color movie that was on the TV but also in them theaters!

You know how them Texican movies is, kind of a little bit excessive.  (The director, Robert Rodriguez, is an American from the state of Texas).

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh - no wonder I haven't seen it. Apparently it has vampires in it???

How boring. Vampires are so 1920's.

[j_tour]

Ahhh - no wonder I haven't seen it. Apparently it has vampires in it???

How boring. Vampires are so 1920's.

Tcheh.  Such a media ho.  Vampires weren't even invented until 1897, duh.  Like with the typewriter and stuff.

[perfect_pitch]

Exactly... and who the hell uses a typewriter any more??? No one.

Point to Perfect_pitch.

[j_tour]

Exactly... and who the hell uses a typewriter any more??? No one.

Point to Perfect_pitch.

No *** way.  I use my Olivetti portable all the *** time! 

It could use a bit of oiling up, though. 

Why, do you know somebody?

[perfect_pitch]

Do I know somebody who uses a typewriter??? Hell no... probably because I'm not 1,000,000 years old.

Bloody hell... I thought I just won this thing 5 minutes ago.

[j_tour]

Bloody hell... I thought I just won this thing 5 minutes ago.

Yeah.  You thought as much as I think oiling a typewriter is a job for a greasy rag.

You tell too many secrets, son. 

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Now I'm using a high-powered tactical LED flashlight to see if there are rodents scurrying about my office, or if years-long use of ibuprofen has caused me to have a stroke.  While drinking wine and watching some TV show or something.

Oh, and about four hours ago I bathed and shaved my CV-19 beard off, as is my wont every week or two.  Safety razors, don't you know.  If I hadn't worn a mask then when I went out for supplies, it'd have look as though I'd been attacked.  And believe it or not I'm rather used to using a razor.  It just slipped. 

Therefore all is right with the world.

Have a snack.

[perfect_pitch]

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Yeah... winning this thread while you're dousing yourself with copious amounts of pills is going to be inevitable for me. I'm just playing the long-game here...

[j_tour]

Yeah... winning this thread while you're dousing yourself with copious amounts of pills is going to be inevitable for me. I'm just playing the long-game here...

Really?  You're bragging about sitting in front of a backlit screen without alcohol and "playing the long game"?

I mean, how long can it be, really? 

Could it be 1.7 GiB of some douchetard "teaching" how to "play" the K141 of Scarl. fils, in a transparent attempt to generate ad revenue in a click-bait fashion? 

[download] Destination: How to play Scarlatti Sonata in D minor K.141 - (Complete Tutorial)-8LMu7gmQatU.f313.webm
[download]   0.8% of 1.70GiB at  3.01MiB/s ETA 09:33^C
ERROR: Interrupted by user

Not worth it.

That was so long I couldn't reasonably download it and upload it to some other site to mock his attempt at fishmongering off of DoucheTube's garbage site for malcontents and content whores.



I gotta have my tube snake boogie all the time.

ZZ

[perfect_pitch]

Really?  You're bragging about sitting in front of a backlit screen without alcohol and "playing the long game"?

I mean, how long can it be, really?

As long as it takes to win.

That was so long I couldn't reasonably download it and upload it to some other site to mock his attempt at fishmongering off of DoucheTube's garbage site for malcontents and content whores.

I gotta have my tube snake boogie all the time.

I don't know what to make of this, so I'll just say - keep gulping handfuls of those pseudoephedrine and diphenhydramine (sounds tasty), and see if that makes the dizzying lights and effects go away.

At least YouTube isn't as bad as bloody... (uurg) Musescore.

[j_tour]

As long as it takes to win.

Grip strength is increased an average of 5% when tested while using censorable vulgarities.

Therefore, you should do it.

[perfect_pitch]

Grip strength is increased an average of 5% when tested while using censorable vulgarities.

Therefore, you should do it.

Use Vulgarity??? I'm Scottish. I'm the mother-*** KING AT VULGARITY!!!

[j_tour]

Use Vulgarity??? I'm Scottish. I'm the mother-*** KING AT VULGARITY!!!

I believe you, not compared to me IRL, of course, but I'd put the patois of a number of city centers in the US right up against anybody's fluency at the art of *** sh*t-talking in the language.

Don't be such a *** *** about it!

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... I said I was the king of vulgarity.

If you want the king at talking sh*t, you only need to look to the (soon to be impeached) president.   

[j_tour]

If you want the king at talking sh*t, you only need to look to the (soon to be impeached) president.   

[perfect_pitch]

Did I strike a nerve there???

[j_tour]

Did I strike a nerve there???

Sure.  I'm a deeply-closeted Trump admirer, who reveres the great, competent man, and his supporters and enablers.  Michael Pence, in particular, is certainly one of the elect bound for gloria in saecula saeculorum, et semper, et nunc, et in principio, and will surely be assumed to sedet ad dexteram patris in caelo.

Very fine people on both sides.

I feel so liberated having admitted my true identity, as a Proud Boy, a patriot, and grand wizard of many commendable groups of action.

The Orange Oracle will not be removed from office by a senatorial vote to convict, even if he is impeached again. 

It is written in books of old!

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry, but you can't have the words 'great & talented' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.

It's an oxymoron. Same with 'Trump' and 'smart', 'Trump' and 'leader', , 'Trump' and 'magnificent', 'Trump' and 'wonderful'.

It just doesn't make sense.

[j_tour]

I'm sorry, but you can't have the words 'great & talented' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.

It's an oxymoron. Same with 'Trump' and 'smart', 'Trump' and 'leader', , 'Trump' and 'magnificent', 'Trump' and 'wonderful'.

It just doesn't make sense.

Well, one isn't allowed to say Tr**** eats the sh*t out of his pile of aborted fetal *** here, while playing the rusty trombone on his entire family of failed Mengele experiments, I don't think, so obviously false statements will have to do.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, one isn't allowed to say Tr**** eats the sh*t out of his pile of aborted fetal *** here, while playing the rusty trombone on his entire family of failed Mengele experiments

Absolutely... I completely agree...























[wait for it]






















[it's coming]























...Trump's too stupid to play a musical instrument.

[j_tour]

...Trump's too stupid to play a musical instrument.

Well....a rusty trombone is not exactly an instrument in the traditional sense.

But I'm sure he plays it well on his deranged scions.

[perfect_pitch]

Trump in less than 2 weeks time:

[j_tour]

Mutant robot lizard people.  Village after village.  Pig after pig.  Cow after cow.

[perfect_pitch]

Where have you been for the last 3 days J_Tour... You weren't storming Capitol Hill, were you???

[j_tour]

Where have you been for the last 3 days J_Tour... You weren't storming Capitol Hill, were you???

Working on my pimp hand, keeping it strong.

Probably going to be a bunch of dicknuts roaming the streets soon, coming down out of the hill country.  Bogan city, man.

[perfect_pitch]

Probably going to be a bunch of dicknuts roaming the streets soon, coming down out of the hill country.  Bogan city, man.

Well... that's America for you. The butt of the joke to the rest of the world.

I mean, seriously - how could a country full of seemingly intelligent people vote in a narcissistic, egotistical, man who has spent more time on the golf courses in the last 4 years than Tiger bloody Woods; a business man whose had ZERO political training or experience... lead the entire country by voting him into the most prestigious position???

[j_tour]

Well... that's America for you. The butt of the joke to the rest of the world.

I mean, seriously - how could a country full of seemingly intelligent people vote in a narcissistic, egotistical, man who has spent more time on the golf courses in the last 4 years than Tiger bloody Woods; a business man whose had ZERO political training or experience... lead the entire country by voting him into the most prestigious position???

The answer is, as usual, "assnecks."  Lots of them.

And it's no longer a prestigious seat:  it's a bronze-tainted toilet.

[perfect_pitch]

And it's no longer a prestigious seat:  it's a bronze-tainted toilet.

Well... then I guess just like the position and the toilet - he shat all over it.

[j_tour]

Well... then I guess just like the position and the toilet - he shat all over it.

Yes, the US has assumed the position for quite a while.

Still, double impeachment has a nice sister-daughter-wife ring to it.

[perfect_pitch]

He still has 5 days in office... I wonder how he will abuse his powers to satiate his own greed and ego.

[j_tour]

He still has 5 days in office... I wonder how he will abuse his powers to satiate his own greed and ego.

Probably fap on his daughter some more.  How the hell should I know what that retarded molester does in his spare time?

[ivorycherry]

I know I don’t belong here...

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Now I'm using a high-powered tactical LED flashlight to see if there are rodents scurrying about my office, or if years-long use of ibuprofen has caused me to have a stroke.  While drinking wine and watching some TV show or something.

But what the f*ck???
Lmao

Goodbye now. I’ll scurry away now and won’t come back.

[j_tour]

But what the f*ck???
Lmao

It's a picture of a delicious snack! 

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

[ivorycherry]

No I mean this!

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

Like what is your life???



And to this...

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

I have no words. You sound like a thirsty pedophile.

[j_tour]

I have no words. You sound like a thirsty pedophile.

That's the idea.  I'm just a student of the song stylings of the late Wesley Willis.

In the Trumpopalyse, there is absolutely nothing I can say that will compare in grotesque, outsider-art quality.

[perfect_pitch]

In the Trumpopalyse, there is absolutely nothing I can say that will compare in grotesque, outsider-art quality.

You mean 'Trump-ocalypse'?

[j_tour]

You mean 'Trump-ocalypse'?

No, of course not.  It's a neologism based on portmanteaux of pop-culture, and autolyse, from the Greek verb transliterated as luein, meaning to cleave or to loose.

Don't be so outrageous!

[perfect_pitch]

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.