Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

It says in the description that Tom Waits sounds just like Cookie Monster...

That sh!# ain't true though.

[Bob]

*Bob eats graham crackers instead of cookies.* 





Oh well.  That's not me.  It doesn't display here on http or https.

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201008105919-01-puss-caterpillar-in-virginia-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg

[j_tour]

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201008105919-01-puss-caterpillar-in-virginia-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg

Oh.  "Puss caterpillar in Virginia."

I thought it said something else on first glance.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh Bob...

[outin]

HI! Missed me?
Don't worry, I'll be back to win always

[outin]

Wait! Did I hear someone mention Sorabji? Which of his works should we discuss? Sequentia Cyclica?

[perfect_pitch]

Wait! Did I hear someone mention Sorabji? Which of his works should we discuss? Sequentia Cyclica?

NO... No one mentioned him. No one at all. One person did accidentally open their mouth and managed to utter 'Sorab...' but he was quickly taken down by security personnel and beaten quite vigorously in the hopes to not inspire other mis-fits and trouble-makers.

Now it's back to being peaceful and I am once again winning, like I should be.

[Bob]

And then...

[perfect_pitch]

Let me guess... that picture is taken from a David Attenborough documentary about nerds in Cosplay???

Or is it from a furry convention???

[j_tour]

Let me guess... that picture is taken from a David Attenborough documentary about nerds in Cosplay???

Or is it from a furry convention???

Well, I'm not sure what the difference is, but they don't look very appetizing.  Maybe with enough garlic.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, I'm not sure what the difference is, but they don't look very appetizing.  Maybe with enough garlic.

Garlic??? Meh, I'm sure you can be a little more creative than that. You need the Colonel's secret herbs and spices, and maybe a drizzle of that 'special sauce' whatever it is; although I somehow suspect it might be the end product of a spiteful teenager alone in a kitchen with no security cameras around.

[outin]

NO... No one mentioned him. No one at all. One person did accidentally open their mouth and managed to utter 'Sorab...' but he was quickly taken down by security personnel and beaten quite vigorously in the hopes to not inspire other mis-fits and trouble-makers.

And then someone shouted Sorabji matters! and all hell broke loose..

[lostinidlewonder]

Outin you are dabbling with sinister forces.

[perfect_pitch]

And then someone shouted Sorabji matters! and all hell broke loose..

Where the hell is that bloody security officer... Surely he's not sleeping on the damn job???



BASTARD!!!

[j_tour]

Well.  It does grieve me to say it, but, that would appear that to be a darn near busted taillight.  Wouldn't you agree?

Now, kindly, I'd ask all of you participants in this escapade or hoo-rah that you've got to planning to step outside of the vehicle. 



And you all city folk don't get none of that secret herbs nor spices, so now you just start pitching that woo right up in that ... what was that French composer or English or what not?  They fancy composing types, ain't ne'er come 'round here.

Could be a deluxe barbecue like that say it out on the gulf.

Ain't that right, son?

Shoot, sure it is right.

What is it one of them Colonels from back in the old time saying something donkey and decorating is it pro patriots more I?

Yeah, that was a country boy, right there, that Horace, got it right in his name.   

[perfect_pitch]

Well.  It does grieve me to say it, but, that would appear that to be a darn near busted taillight.  Wouldn't you agree?

Now, kindly, I'd ask all of you participants in this escapade or hoo-rah that you've got to planning to step outside of the vehicle. 

And you all city folk don't get none of that secret herbs nor spices, so now you just start pitching that woo right up in that ... what was that French composer or English or what not?  They fancy composing types, ain't ne'er come 'round here.

Could be a deluxe barbecue like that say it out on the gulf.

Ain't that right, son?

Shoot, sure it is right.

What is it one of them Colonels from back in the old time saying something donkey and decorating is it pro patriots more I?

Yeah, that was a country boy, right there, that Horace, got it right in his name.

Not even Google Translate can make sense of ANY of that sh*t.

[j_tour]

Not even Google Translate can make sense of ANY of that sh*t.

Boy.  Dull Quixote decorate is pro.

You all still driving with that busted light, and now I see you all got no legal tender, which does you make you county property, and therefore state property.

Son, you got some tall explaining to do, what your misdeeds and all. 

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

...and now I see you all got no legal tender

CASH??? Who in the hell carries cash these days???

[j_tour]

CASH??? Who in the hell carries cash these days???

Well, well.  We got us a city boy over here.    Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

Now step over the kangaroo and put both hands on the counter, and Buford heree's going to search you in particular, son.

[outin]

Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

Forget those. Coins (=round metal things) are much easier to throw around for the poor to collect.

[perfect_pitch]

Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

None of my notes have Robert E. Lee's picture on them - I don't live in America.

Man, I think the drugs have done a lot to poor J_Tour's mind. Actually, speaking of messing with his mind - what if I did a type and accidentally put K_Tour instead???

[j_tour]

Yeah, you're all a bunch of Cheech and Chongs, pretty freaking hilarious.

Boy, you going to stay in that box until you get your mind right.  And Outi, you best be toning down that sass-mouth of yours.

That's right, kids:  daddy's here.  And now he's pissed.

[perfect_pitch]

That's right, kids:  daddy's here.  And now he's pissed.

You're just drunk because the inevitable loss and my definitive triumph are slowly crushing your will and your sanity... but keep drinking, it will only help my win.

[j_tour]

You're just drunk because the inevitable loss and my definitive triumph are slowly crushing your will and your sanity... but keep drinking, it will only help my win.

All right, the belt is coming off.  Daddy's here.  And he's got CV-19 right where it counts.

[perfect_pitch]

All right, the belt is coming off.  Daddy's here.  And he's got CV-19 right where it counts.

You realise that in Boxing, the goal is to WIN the Gold belt, not take it off.

Not a sports fan, are you?

[j_tour]

Not a sports fan, are you?

Icing.  Penalty box.  Five yards.  Offense.

I also know about whupping spiderman.

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy. You've brought him up about 5 times in this thread K_Tour...

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!!!

[j_tour]

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy. You've brought him up about 5 times in this thread K_Tour...

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!!!

Yeah, I got some new material right here, Eddie Deezen.  Just have to take off this belt first.

[outin]

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy.

I'll listen to it after I finish Sorabji's Sequentia cyclica!

[j_tour]

I'll listen to it after I finish Sorabji's Sequentia cyclica!

But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  You cannot!

[perfect_pitch]

But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  You cannot!

Luckily I'm not a vegan then. I'm a proud carnivore and I don't care who knows it.

[j_tour]

Luckily I'm not a vegan then. I'm a proud carnivore and I don't care who knows it.

You're a proud carnival girl?

Well that's good to have self-respect.

Dulce et decorum est, and all that, wot.

[perfect_pitch]

You're a proud carnival girl?

Dyslexia much???

[j_tour]

Dyslexia much???

I....am not....an animal!

Probably self-induced brain damage much, though.

But I'm feeling much better!

[compline]

I....am not....an animal!

Probably self-induced brain damage much, though.

But I'm feeling much better!

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

That will make you feel better! 


 

[j_tour]

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

You know nothing about brain surgery.  You drill the hole to let the brain breathe, then you advance to calisthenics.

It also helps appreciate self-proclaimed avant-garde English composers of the 20th C, who are also accurately described by the term "outsider art."

[perfect_pitch]

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

They say high intensity piano playing can burn the same amount of calories per hour... I prefer that alternative.

[Bob]

I was looking for something but found this instead.

Apparently he's got a piano teaching youtube channel, but this is my impression of him now. 

...And it didn't get any better wandering into the next video from him.



Here it is.  Haha. 

[j_tour]

They say high intensity piano playing can burn the same amount of calories per hour... I prefer that alternative.

I prefer enacting scenes from Deliverance with hand puppets.  With the curtains closed.  Who gets to play Ned Beatty's role?

It can vary from performance to performance, which makes it very exciting.

It consumes a certain amount of calories. 

[perfect_pitch]

I was looking for something but found this instead.

Apparently he's got a piano teaching youtube channel, but this is my impression of him now. 

Yeah, unfortunately he's not very good. Here, he's 'attempting' to play a Chopin Etude...

Problem is, it's INCREDIBLY BAD!!!

[j_tour]

Problem is, it's INCREDIBLY BAD!!!

I think it's better than swallowing a bug.

I swallowed a bug.

[perfect_pitch]

I think it's better than swallowing a bug.

I swallowed a bug.

Think of it as extra protein. I mean, they do say that at one point people will be eating bugs... but I refuse to do that unless all the chicken, beef and fish in the world are extinct...

...and even then will refuse to do it.

[j_tour]

Think of it as extra protein. I mean, they do say that at one point people will be eating bugs... but I refuse to do that unless all the chicken, beef and fish in the world are extinct...

Some humans subsist entirely on air and liquid protein. 

[Bob]

I had to check if that was for humans or for cars.  It's for humans.

[perfect_pitch]

Are you sure it's not for some new type of bloody android???

[j_tour]

Very unsatisfying.

[perfect_pitch]

It's like watching Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman while he was doped up...

Sad and tragic...

[j_tour]

Nyet I fyelt so unsetisfyed.

[perfect_pitch]

All I saw was 1980, and stopped caring. I wasn't born then - so it means little to me.