Last post wins!!!!!

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And please feel free to eat me!

You're quoting me from 5 days ago??? Get with the program.

Where have you been the last few days???

[j_tour]

You're quoting me from 5 days ago??? Get with the program.

Where have you been the last few days???

Banging Britney Spears? 

How should I know!

[perfect_pitch]

Banging Britney Spears? 

How should I know!

Well... now that you've had Britney, I'd suggest a trip to the doctor just to make sure you get a high dose of penicillin and antibiotics... should take care of any nasties.   

Love the picture as well. That must be so confusing. The Chinese would probably easily consider the cats as edible; and the Indians wouldn't be able to select anything because they don't generally eat beef - so hamburgers are out of the question.

Also, is it just me or does that cat in the lower right corner look like it was AI generated art?

[j_tour]

I don't know, but I do know that a synonym for a housecat is a pussycat, which is often shortened from three to two syllables.

So, I know which boxes I selected for eating.

I didn't see any tacos on there, though, which is unfortunate.  Especially fish tacos.

And how do you know the burgers are made of beef?  Could be horse!  Or dog!

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know, but I do know that a synonym for a housecat is a pussycat, which is often shortened from three to two syllables.

So, I know which boxes I selected for eating.

And I bet you didn't get the computer to accept your response.

Also, I think the Brits tried eating horse a while back (against their will of course), and that did NOT go down well.

[j_tour]

Also, I think the Brits tried eating horse a while back (against their will of course), and that did NOT go down well.

Yes, and I think some Irish supplies were tainted as well, IIRC.  Not all that long ago, really.

I've bought ground horsemeat at a French supermarket and ate it.

It's fine!

It's no fish taco, but few things are.

See, when you have a moustache like mine currently, one is allowed such indulgences.

[perfect_pitch]

See, when you have a moustache like mine currently, one is allowed such indulgences.

You look like you tried to unclog a drain with your mouth. There's NOTHING sexy or appealing about that moustache. It's essentially the moustache Hitler would have had, had he not been so OCD about shaving and just let it grow.

[j_tour]

You look like you tried to unclog a drain with your mouth. There's NOTHING sexy or appealing about that moustache. It's essentially the moustache Hitler would have had, had he not been so OCD about shaving and just let it grow.

So you're saying John Waters's moustache style is unacceptable, and that you have no taste in cinema or in men, I suppose.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

[perfect_pitch]

Says he's beautiful... has his buttons undone showing his gut and flabby belly.

Nothing is beautiful about that... NOTHING!!!

I have no taste in men either - I don't care about men. I care about the female of the species.

[j_tour]

Says he's beautiful... has his buttons undone showing his gut and flabby belly.

Nothing is beautiful about that... NOTHING!!!

I think you're a misandrist, little man!

A portrait of debauchery is always beautiful.

[perfect_pitch]

A portrait of debauchery is always beautiful.

Did you know the history of the word comes from the Bible? In a number of modern versions the word may be found in Ephesians 5:18, as in The New International Version's translation: “Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit....”

I'm always filled with the Spirit... Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, Vodka...

[j_tour]

Interesting.  I have:  "Et nolite inebriari uino, in quo est luxuriā [scilicet...I added the macron to make sure no nitwits budding young students missed that this is the ablative form  ]: sed implemini Spiritu, loquentes uobismet &c."

IOW, "luxuria, luxuriæ, f." to give the dictionary form.

[perfect_pitch]

Interesting.  I have:  "Et nolite inebriari uino, in quo est luxuriā [scilicet...I added the macron to make sure no nitwits budding young students missed that this is the ablative form  ]: sed implemini Spiritu, loquentes uobismet &c."

IOW, "luxuria, luxuriæ, f." to give the dictionary form.

[j_tour]

Wow.  That's truly a new development.

p_p hates lingua latina, for some weird reason.

It is the universal language, son! 

You'd be better to tone down your attitude!

But, you're in good company:  that Finnish broad who used to try to win this thread also dislikes Latin and all Romance languages, IIRC.  Don't think I'm revealing any secrets there!

To be fair, Finnish is an amazingly rich and strange language....I've never got very good at it, except for puzzling out some newspaper articles (with the use of a dictionary, so it doesn't really count as reading, for me).

[perfect_pitch]

You'd be better to tone down your attitude!

But, you're in good company:  that Finnish broad who used to try to win this thread also dislikes Latin and all Romance languages, IIRC.  Don't think I'm revealing any secrets there!

My attitude has gotten me this far in life - don't see why I'd change it.

Also, who is the Finnish broad you referred to?

[j_tour]

Also, who is the Finnish broad you referred to?

Dunno.  She was in and then she was out, then she was out and she was in.  Dunno! 

[perfect_pitch]

It looks like the last 4 images you hosted are all from the same, sad youtube vlogger.

Do you seriously just stalk these people???

[j_tour]

It looks like the last 4 images you hosted are all from the same, sad youtube vlogger.

Do you seriously just stalk these people???

Are you sure about that, skipper?

I speak truth through image! 

The kids like it, so shuddup!

[perfect_pitch]

The kids like it, so shuddup!

Yeah... and kids like looking at absolute banal crap through TikTok like funny pranks in shopping centres, and literally hanging off of every word that comes from every tedious, self-glorified, narcissistic influencer on the internet.

The kids like any old crap... so I wouldn't emulate their behaviour. You want to get a feel for their behaviour and what they're turning into? Check this out:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/

I weep for humanity...

[j_tour]

The kids like any old crap... so I wouldn't emulate their behaviour. You want to get a feel for their behaviour and what they're turning into? Check this out:

I will not "check that out."

Kids are trash.  They don't study their Latin, and they always on they damn phones.

[perfect_pitch]

Kids are trash.  They don't study their Latin

NO ONE studies Latin... no one cares about Latin. Latin is dead... ACCEPT IT!!!

[j_tour]

All kids don't study and revere the latin language.
You don't study and revere the language.
Therefore you are a kid.

The logic is unassailable.  Ex falso quodlibet.

[perfect_pitch]

All kids don't study and revere the latin language.
You don't study and revere the language.
Therefore you are a kid.

The logic is unassailable.  Ex falso quodlibet.

[j_tour]

Oh, you consider indirect proofs valid in this context, nerd?

You're a positive dude.

Contrapositive.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh, you consider indirect proofs valid in this context, nerd?

You're a positive dude.

[j_tour]

I find that image to be of poor taste.

Therefore I substitute an example of excellent taste in beverages.  A class act.

[perfect_pitch]

I find that image to be of poor taste.

You said 'be positive'... I just wanted to set the record straight. Sometimes it isn't the best thing to happen to you.

Why the hell should I trust him - he betrayed Han Solo and turned him over to Darth Vader...

Guys a wanker, and can't be trusted. Anyway... getting distracted here. You know what also works every time?

[j_tour]

You said 'be positive'... I just wanted to set the record straight. Sometimes it isn't the best thing to happen to you.

I have attached to my keychain a small metal cube that is a pool cue tip scuffer/shaper, and a metal whistle.

The tip shaper/scuffer/aerator's purpose is obvious.

But do you know what the whistle is for?  No, you do not.

The same reason I carry a dog clicker-trainer in a jacket pocket, although I don't own a pet dog.

A carrot and a stick are roughly the same shape.

[perfect_pitch]

A carrot and a stick are roughly the same shape

I don't know so much... you get your proctologist (or your nearest Dominatrix) to stick a carrot or a stick up you're arse? You'll know the difference very quickly...

[j_tour]

I don't know so much... you get your proctologist (or your nearest Dominatrix) to stick a carrot or a stick up you're arse? You'll know the difference very quickly...

Same damned thing, fool!

Napoleon's mules crossed the Alps riding both and they liked it, too.

[perfect_pitch]

Same damned thing, fool!

Erm... no Dominatrices are a sh*t-load more expensive... plus you don't wear a gimp suit when you go to see your proctologist.

That would just make it even more uncomfortable.

[j_tour]

Erm... no Dominatrices are a sh*t-load more expensive... plus you don't wear a gimp suit when you go to see your proctologist.

That would just make it even more uncomfortable.

In that case, I have learned something new today.

Your knowledge is an inspiration.

[perfect_pitch]

In that case, I have learned something new today.

Your knowledge is an inspiration.

My lifes goal is to teach... most of it is just piano teaching, but I'm glad I have something else to offer people as well.

[j_tour]

My lifes goal is to teach... most of it is just piano teaching, but I'm glad I have something else to offer people as well.

Yes, your diverse knowledge is much appreciated.

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And on the 3rd day... he rose again.

 

[frodo4]

How do you win this thread again?  My theory was this thread was going to implode (or explode) once it reached 1,000,000 views.  I see that we are over a million, so forget that idea.  Maybe 10,000,000 views is the number that will destroy this thread?  If so, I'll be back when we are closer to 9,999,999 views. 

[perfect_pitch]

How do you win this thread again?  My theory was this thread was going to implode (or explode) once it reached 1,000,000 views.  I see that we are over a million, so forget that idea.  Maybe 10,000,000 views is the number that will destroy this thread?  If so, I'll be back when we are closer to 9,999,999 views. 

You'll forget - clearly you aren't as invested in this thread as I am, so I doubt you'll remember.

Also, it won't be based on views... it will be based on replies.

[j_tour]

Tertia die resurrexit

I swear to Christ and whatever that Bob Mitchum's chin looks exactly like this idiot I work with on the day job.  His nickname behind his back is "The Broken Machine."  Anyway, a funny Chris Shapan to lighten the mood for all you hosers.

[perfect_pitch]

I could swear Prince Charles and all those other posh toffs have the same thing.

They're somehow survived. There are worse syndromes however:

(Damnit... didn't realise it was hidden behind age-restrictions... but f*** it's funny)

[j_tour]

Dammit you know we can't see that because teacher didn't say could!

Fine, have a cat picture.  That's all you're good for.

[perfect_pitch]

Dammit you know we can't see that because teacher didn't say could!

And do you ALWAYS do what your teacher says??? Who cares - rebel against the system.

[j_tour]

And do you ALWAYS do what your teacher says??? Who cares - rebel against the system.

Teacher says I'm not ready for the Op. 79 of Beethoven and I need more practice at Hanon.  At least four years, and then I can start Czerney. 

I'm not allowed to do other things like John Cage or others, because I am just a student and teacher gets mad.