Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

More importantly, what in the hell is going on here?

[perfect_pitch]

I suspect all the other burgers are vegan... and you know Peter Parker. When he wants a big juicy hamburger... no one will get in his way.

[truecam]

Not relevant just a cool photo i found

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Not relevant just a cool photo i found

Damnit... you ruined the fun comic-centric page we were going for.

I must say however, that is a beautifully scanned image of an incredible piece of art.

That however looks like an example of the worlds first jungle paedophile - chasing after a boy in tight leopard undies trying to get hold of his... 'banana'.

That is just wrong. Speaking of wrong:

[j_tour]

That however looks like an example of the worlds first jungle paedophile - chasing after a boy in tight leopard undies trying to get hold of his... 'banana'.

Oh.  You like animals, eh?  Well, I have just the thing for you.

Yes, we all know about your proclivities, so I won't even bother to insult you.

[perfect_pitch]

Given how you seem to have started all the old style DC and Marvel comic strips... Me thinks you were the one who originally have these types of... proclivities.

Be honest, you were the one looking for an excuse to post a picture of Tigra, and while I know that somehow on the internet - everything can be turned into porn, I won't even attempt to google whether it really is a thing. I'll just continue to live in ignorance and assume that there are something on the internet that still remain unviolated.

[j_tour]

Be honest, you were the one looking for an excuse to post a picture of Tigra

I really don't know what a "Tigra" is:  one of those Thundercats?  I really don't care about any of that.

[perfect_pitch]

I really don't know what a "Tigra" is:  one of those Thundercats?  I really don't care about any of that.

SERIOUSLY??? You missed out on a lot then. It's fundamental to a kids well-being that they know who the Thundercats are... or even the Pokemon.

You need to stay relevant:

Also, at least that tentacle was going towards his throat and not the other end of him... although colonoscopies are expensive these days.

[j_tour]

Nonsense.  I was playing music and reading as a child, not engaging in mental onanism in front of a flickering screen.

And now that I am a man, I take my leisure pursuits in a far more hands-on fashion.

[perfect_pitch]

That definitely confirms what I always thought about Superman...

He's a sicko.

[j_tour]

That definitely confirms what I always thought about Superman...

He's a sicko.

He has singular tastes, I suppose.

[perfect_pitch]

Wouldn't it feel almost exactly the same as kissing a Chihuahua???

[j_tour]

Wouldn't it feel almost exactly the same as kissing a Chihuahua???

Ask Jimmy.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - that reference seems to specific to me, and seems like you have an intimate knowledge of comic book lore and backstory.

Admit it - you're a nerd, aren't you??

[j_tour]

Okay - that reference seems to specific to me, and seems like you have an intimate knowledge of comic book lore and backstory.

Yep, you got me.  Playing video games, watching Space Trek Wars, growing neckbeards, reading the funny pages, weabooing all up and down the street.  Listening to nerd music.  It's all I do!

All right, I do practice often alone at a table practicing break shots in 14.1 (straight) pool.  Sometimes practicing shots out of books.  But in my defense, when I play eight ball or nine ball with serious players, I win my share of games.  Some of them are even girls!  And I talk to them even!

[perfect_pitch]

Yep, you got me.  Playing video games, watching Space Trek Wars, growing neckbeards, reading the funny pages, weabooing all up and down the street.  Listening to nerd music.  It's all I do!

[lostinidlewonder]

Look at this failure circumventing the censor on this website. Losing to my post as well, double fail!

[j_tour]

Look at this failure circumventing the censor on this website. Losing to my post as well, double fail!

Nerd!

[perfect_pitch]

One last comic for old times... I don't have many of these left, so here's a treat for you.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not even going to ask...

[j_tour]

You fool.  Stop while you were ahead!



On a "serious" note, a beginner piano student is all hyped-up on Keith Jarrett's rendition of some of Händel's keyboard suites.  I've not heard the recordings yet, and he's not my student, just an old pal from school.

I told him to piss off, and that Keith Jarrett was a punk, but was I wrong?

[perfect_pitch]

You fool.  Stop while you were ahead!

You mean, stop while I AM ahead??? Why the *** would I do that. When Usain Bolt has ahead of everyone after the 60 yard mark, why would he want to stop if he's clearly ahead and about to win???

The saying it redundant. And clearly not a very good one. The only way to stay ahead, is to keep on going and continue staying ahead.

And I shall continue to do so.

[lostinidlewonder]

What's this about your head?

[j_tour]

What's with all the nerd stuff?  Knock it off.

[perfect_pitch]

It's hard to watch that movie these days, the stunts are relatively cheesy, and the special effects have not aged well.

Yeah, lostinidlewonder - knock off the nerd crap.   

[lostinidlewonder]

Nerd? Says the comic book fan boys ha.

[j_tour]

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon.

[perfect_pitch]

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon

No offense, but posting pictures of wrestling is NOT making you look any cooler than lostinidlewonder.

[j_tour]

No offense, but posting pictures of wrestling is NOT making you look any cooler than lostinidlewonder.

Whatever dude. 

=701

[perfect_pitch]

This is what I love about the old school performers. They don't have silly faces as they play, they just let the music speak.

A man, I consider a bloody legend:

[lostinidlewonder]

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon.

Some cartoon is only the longest running and most successful cartoon in history mr fanboy!

[perfect_pitch]

Longest running... yeah, I'll give you that.
Most successful... that's debatable.

I'd take Garfield or Dilbert any day of the week over any of the Superhero comics.

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

A man, I consider a bloody legend

Pollini is a goddamned legend!  You probably despise Schönberg, but he has a way with Arnie's serial compositions, in addition to other composers in his large repertoire.

By contrast, this is how my playing of Schönberg usually comes off:

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

That is pretty good.

However, the cartoon lad isn't quite old enough to consume adult libations.  He thinks he's a power puff ranger or some kind of hedgehog.

But, since both of you have lost, can you all just put the lotion in the basket, please?

[perfect_pitch]

But, since both of you have lost, can you all just put the lotion in the basket, please?

Screw that...

I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!



Do your worst.

[j_tour]

I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!

You don't "want the hose!"  Not again.  Trust me.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't have the hose, do you. You're filling me with expectations here...

[j_tour]

You don't have the hose, do you. You're filling me with expectations here...

I have the hose.  It's just not coöperating with me all of the time.

One must be really interested in using it, and, with apologies to you, that's not quite enough to inspire me.

[lostinidlewonder]

Have the hammer.

[perfect_pitch]

Kathy Bates is a legend. Did she ever do any roles greater than that in Misery???

I'd love to know.

[j_tour]

She was in the remake of Wicker Man.

Pretty sure.  Or someone who looked just like her.

[perfect_pitch]

She was in the remake of Wicker Man.

[lostinidlewonder]

The liar gets the cleaver

[j_tour]

The liar gets the cleaver

Gets the beaver?

Well, yes, actually.

That happens to be true.  At the very least some telephone numbers and a smattering of glutinous heat.

[lostinidlewonder]

 At the very least some telephone numbers...

Telephone numbers are for old grannies.

[perfect_pitch]

The liar gets the cleaver

https://tranquiltirades.fandom.com/wiki/Sister_Beech

You may want to check your sources... Kathy Bates was NOT in the Wicker Man (2006). The character you was actually portrayed by Diane Delano. She is sometimes confused for a poor mans Kathy Bates...

You're right...

The liar gets the cleaver