Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Get with the times man...



EDIT: I hate the fact that I have an ultra wide 5120x1440 monitor and this forum literally only spans 1/4 of the screen. Everything looks so tiny.

[j_tour]

Get with the times man...

No, u!

[perfect_pitch]

No, u!

The fact that you used the letter 'u' for the word 'you' means you've already failed. There is nothing respectful about bastardising the English language.

[lostinidlewonder]

How did this thread get so many views in the last few days lol. Hacked!  Why didn't the server blow up, planes fall out of sky..... hmmm

Look at me! I'm a famous winner. Out of my way!

[j_tour]

No.  U.

[perfect_pitch]

No.  U.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

What on earth are fancy pants??? Pants made out of $100 bills? Caviar?

[lostinidlewonder]

They are made out of only things that tickle.

[j_tour]

You think I'm joking?  You drove a Hyundai to get here, and I wore an 80,000 dollar pair of pants to get here!  That's my name.

[perfect_pitch]

I love the fact that there's a gif for everything.

[j_tour]

Embed works fine from my end.  What, am I going to randomly try TOR circuits until I find one whose exit node is in AU?  Hahahahahahhahaha.  No.

[perfect_pitch]

Embed works fine from my end.  What, am I going to randomly try TOR circuits until I find one whose exit node is in AU?  Hahahahahahhahaha.  No.

No, but you linked to a video clip thats unavailable, because if you click on the icon and try and watch it through the YouTube page, it also doesn't work.

I'm still going to put this down as an embed failure. You're getting as bad as Bob was.

[j_tour]

I think you should probably just eat me.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Well, people do use therapy dogs, and cats are very calming.

[j_tour]

Yeah.  I had a cat once.

[perfect_pitch]

I KNEW JOHN would eventually snap.

One of the funniest things I've seen in a while - where did you find that? Do you have others?

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I demand more GARFIELD!!!
I demand more GARFIELD!!!
I demand more GARFIELD!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

James Garfield.

[j_tour]

This entity's name is probably Garfield as well.  You're too demanding!  My one-panel response of the lady complaining about how much work is involved in tending to the...cat....is perfectly apt!

(No, I don't have any others, but they probably exist somewhere on the web....I'd recommend searching with extreme caution, though.  Furries, you know.)

[perfect_pitch]

(No, I don't have any others, but they probably exist somewhere on the web....I'd recommend searching with extreme caution, though.  Furries, you know.)

Oh noooo... I don't want to get involved with furries. From what I've seen, it gets creepy... and I haven't looked that far into it.

[j_tour]

Furries are some of the most imaginative people who ever existed.  Some of the very finest.  I'm sure that's true.

[lostinidlewonder]

Yes, I'm always watching you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe... but you gotta admit, Psychologists clearly have a sense of humour. Know what a psychological fear of long words is???

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

There is only one man who mastered the art of the creepy stare:

Vincent D'onofrio ladies and gentlemen.

[j_tour]

Whatever, Private Pyle.  Do you even watch any recent movies, or are you too busy with your plushies to stay relevant?   

[perfect_pitch]

Whatever, Private Pyle.  Do you even watch any recent movies, or are you too busy with your plushies to stay relevant?   

I got rid of my plushies when I was 6, so no idea what you're on about it.

And while I know there are old movies - some are classics that are worth watching for posterity... you troglodyte.

[j_tour]

And while I know there are old movies - some are classics that are worth watching for posterity... you troglodyte.

Yes, dear.  Have a tea and calm down.  The automobiles will soon be coming, and fast.  And the electric organ is soon to bring the majesty of the organ to all the best homes.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, dear.  Have a tea and calm down.  The automobiles will soon be coming, and fast.  And the electric organ is soon to bring the majesty of the organ to all the best homes.

What's this 'dear' crap? I identify as a male.
Actually, I really identify as a blue unicorn... or is it an extra-terrestrial...

That's it sorry... I identify as a deer.

Get it right and don't call me 'dear' again.

[j_tour]

That's it sorry... I identify as a deer.

Really?  And would you...as a deer...happen to have any self-made pictures of yourself dressed as a deer in full, comfortable, furry fashion?

Sir?

I swear every little bit of thing I say, you come back and incriminate yourself further! 

FTR, I am a cis-het male who was born a luthier.  When one is a luthier, one dresses the part!  White wine.



But, I will say that I was surprised to hear that Finland produces several boutique products for musicians, such as the TOOB set of speakers, and a few guitar things.  I like the TOOB 6.5BG...it seems to be about good for reproducing low frequencies from the bass end of the keyboard, and tolerable for higher frequencies.  Astonishing product, really.  I'm dithering between that and the 6.5FR, but either way it should work fine for my needs, as a *very* portable cabinet driven by a small amplifier.

[perfect_pitch]

Really?  And would you...as a deer...happen to have any self-made pictures of yourself dressed as a deer in full, comfortable, furry fashion?

Oh please - everyone knows that when you're on the internet, you can be anything you want.

As far as you guys know, I could be a rich Billionaire living in Taiwan and surrounded by servants...

... but I'm not. And no, I am not a deer, nor a dear and I hate costumes, cosplay and dressing up.

[j_tour]

As far as you guys know, I could be a rich Billionaire living in Taiwan and surrounded by servants...

Right.  Sir.

[perfect_pitch]

Right.  Sir.

Well... it's good to know you are aware of how to act when talking to your superiors.

Good day.

[j_tour]

Yes.  A superior puppet who exists to do my bidding.  And you do your tasks very well.  Sir Hansirhan.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes.  A superior puppet who exists to do my bidding.  And you do your tasks very well.  Sir Hansirhan.[/font[/size]

We have a formatting fail... The CRACKS are starting to show.

[j_tour]

We have a formatting fail... The CRACKS are starting to show.

What?  Whatever, ma'am or sir.

[perfect_pitch]

What?  Whatever, ma'am or sir.

We established I am a Sir... a very wise, and intelligent sir.

[j_tour]

Indeed.  Sir King of the Crabs. 

He who has the most wins all titles.

[perfect_pitch]

Indeed.  Sir King of the Crabs. 

I'm not King of the crabs... my doctor gave me something to kill them off years ago. Been STD free ever since...

Oh wait, that's not what you meant... was it?

[j_tour]

Oh wait, that's not what you meant... was it?

You're right.  I meant you're the Sir King of the Goats.  Of course.

And everyone knows one uses gasoline to rid oneself of crabs.  And a fine-toothed comb. 

[perfect_pitch]

I believe Ryan Reynolds tried that method and it didn't work out too well...

[j_tour]

He may not have had the right stuff.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... I've seen pictures of men on coke and they are never that rugged or good looking.

[j_tour]

I don't know what you're talking about.  I only play Messiaen these days.

[perfect_pitch]

That's nothing... apparently Lassie managed to develop ESP so that the villagers could tell what he was thinking. It's the only way those 1950's hillbillies could possibly know what Lassie was saying, because his barking was complete and utter garbage and totally incoherent.

[j_tour]

What is a "Lassie"?  Some kind of dog from a hundred years ago?  I had a date with a lass yesterday, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog.  I don't understand what you're on about.

Go have a Star War or something contemporary and relevant!