Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

What is a "Lassie"?  Some kind of dog from a hundred years ago?  I had a date with a lass yesterday, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog.  I don't understand what you're on about.

Go have a Star War or something contemporary and relevant!

From the guy who decided to put up a comic panel from what looks to be an Archie book from the 1940's???

IRONY!!!

[j_tour]

I don't know what you're talking about.  Anyway, this is a dog.

[perfect_pitch]

spam

[lostinidlewonder]

I'd be amazed too if he can guess from the picture because it failed to post.

[perfect_pitch]

Works for me... clearly the problem is on your end.

Have you cleared your cookie cache? Deleted temporary internet files?

What about your modem...

[lostinidlewonder]

Modem? Don't be ridiculous the latest Australian internet service uses much more trusted systems for communication.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes... they've moved into the 20th century:

[j_tour]

Huh?  Wha?  I think I sense the beginnings of a nerd fight.

Do it!

[perfect_pitch]

Huh?  Wha?  I think I sense the beginnings of a nerd fight.

Do it!

Perfect_PItch used URKEL!!!



It was highly effective.

[j_tour]

p_p "used" Urkel?  Urkel is not just a piece of meat you can dispose of once you've finished!  Urkel's a human being, with feelings, and deserves respect! 

This is very triggering to me.

[perfect_pitch]

p_p "used" Urkel?  Urkel is not just a piece of meat you can dispose of once you've finished!  Urkel's a human being, with feelings, and deserves respect! 

This is very triggering to me.

Does it trigger you when I quote you and take away the font... just to be a bastard.    😈



I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger... see how you like it.

[j_tour]

Your tiny little "gun" doesn't intimidate me! 

But you should always preserve the superior typeface when possible.  Not doing so makes me turgid and enraged.

[perfect_pitch]

But you should always preserve the superior typeface when possible.  Not doing so makes me turgid and enraged.

No one uses a typewriter anymore - they're the product of a bygone era and it ain't superior in anyway. Get with the times.

I've also felt turgid at times, but usually about something else... when I'm on my computer and staring at...

😳

...you know what, never mind.

[j_tour]

And monospaced fonts are superior for many uses.  Including legibility.

[perfect_pitch]

That's how they all look...

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's right... you do suck.

Sucked in.   

[j_tour]

The ladies love it.

[perfect_pitch]

Yep... there's nothing more they love than some creepy *** in a hat, standing in the shadows staring at them.

These are the types of woman who also like you to take them home and strangle them...

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Who doesn't love a good thriller...



Thrilling, isn't it?

[j_tour]

Who doesn't love a good thriller...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/7173XBodfeL.jpg

Thrilling, isn't it?

I'm sure I wouldn't know, embed fail dude.

Well, here's one that's sure to bring back fond memories for you.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sure I wouldn't know, embed fail dude.

Damn it - It's always funny when it happens to someone else, but when it happens to you its like egg on your face.

There you go - one of the only examples of my ineptitude at embedding on the internet. Shouldn't have quickly rushed that post.

[j_tour]

There you go - one of the only examples of my ineptitude at embedding on the internet. Shouldn't have quickly rushed that post.

Tsk tsk!  That was the greatest moment of my short life, seeing the mighty taskmaster undone by his own hubris! 

The internet will not forget!  Remember that I save archives of each page of this thread in case of the need to reconstruct it in case of moderator intervention!

Image below not intended to be cruel...just thought it was funny!

[perfect_pitch]

The internet will not forget!  Remember that I save archives of each page of this thread in case of the need to reconstruct it in case of moderator intervention!

I'm here wondering if that's meant to be a joke... or whether you are so determined to win that you actually have saved every single post from this forum in a meager attempt to recreate your thread should Nils pull a fast one and declare himself the winner.

Knowing you... it's possibly the latter.

[j_tour]

...or whether you are so determined to win that you actually have saved every single post from this forum in a meager attempt to recreate your thread should Nils pull a fast one and declare himself the winner.

Knowing you... it's possibly the latter.

Yes, it is.  It is required that I win.  Or die trying.

For the opposite of "winning," look at these ridiculous chords for guitar.  I mean, really.  By all means, play absolutely EVERY SINGLE CHORD TONE possible, including the root.  Ridiculous.  Nobody would play these chords as written.

For many of these (the dom7 chords are not even altered, for chrissakes!  they sound like banjo chords!) just the top three strings (1,2,3,) suffice, or the strings (2,3,4).  Whoever wrote the instructional page this chart is from is guilty of giving terrible advice to neophyte guitar players.

[perfect_pitch]

I spent my entire high school era trying to read chord charts if I was lucky... if I was unlucky, I was told - learn the song by ear and make up the chords for the song.

Now however, I can harmonise on the spot and do it with my eyes closed.

Hows that for winning...

[j_tour]

Hows that for winning...

That's winning at not being a total knob!

Not saying too much, though.

[perfect_pitch]

That's winning at not being a total knob!

Good to know I have external verification that I'm not a total knob. I always figured as such.

And anyway, I don't see why people are against knobs. They are handy, functional pieces of apparatus that allow you to extend your traversal from place to place.

[j_tour]

Yes, you get a nice sarcastic slow clap for being to able to pick out elementary harmonies as a child.  Without the aid of a lead sheet!  Why, you could have been an ace at the washtub one-string bass in a jug band!

In your defense, you did get better.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... it helps pay the bills. One of my arrangements made me USD$500 in a month alone.

Never thought 'This is me' would have been so popular.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

A very funny sitcom if you haven't seen it before.

[j_tour]

I don't know.  I still am angered that Finland sought to join NATO and that strongman Putin turned out to be a cornhole champion.  Who could have predicted?

It's very much amusing.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know.  I still am angered that Finland sought to join NATO and that strongman Putin turned out to be a conrhole champion.  Who could have predicted?

Erm... who could have predicted Putin was a prick???

[j_tour]

Erm... who could have predicted Putin was a prick???

Pretty sure most anybody.  But he's only a big, deranged goon now, in his senescence.  Back in the day he was extremely smart and strong!  KGB and all that!

He's a big picture guy.  Well, he was never totally boss!

I admire him very much and the Russian nation has much to be proud of.

[perfect_pitch]

the Russian nation have much to be afraid of.

I fixed your quote for you.

[j_tour]

I fixed your quote for you.

Mitä vittua? I also so much admire to the Putin, for he is one of savior to spirits of many thousands, or perhaps tens of thousands or the millions of the Russians that made much a thing about things communal and equal, within right spirit of the thinking land.

Here, go grow a moustache or whatever you people do.

[perfect_pitch]

Here, go grow a moustache or whatever you people do.

Hell no... it's known already that usually the most horrific serial killers, terrorists, war criminals and porn stars have a moustache.

https://chillisauce.com/stag/blog/post-3518779db2607fc52efa

Like I want to be associated with them... moustaches are weird, BEARDS are distinguished.

[j_tour]

Hell no... it's known already that usually the most horrific serial killers, terrorists, war criminals and porn stars have a moustache.

https://chillisauce.com/stag/blog/post-3518779db2607fc52efa

Like I want to be associated with them... moustaches are weird, BEARDS are distinguished.

I'm wearing a beard now, but as I do every few weeks, I trim it down to the *distinguished* pencil moustache, worn by known non-deviants such as John Waters and others.

Or, when in a playful mood, I shave it down to the classic Wolverine stylings from comic nerd book lore.

[perfect_pitch]

Or, when in a playful mood, I shave it down to the classic Wolverine stylings from comic nerd book lore.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

There is nothing cool about that moustache. It looks like he tried to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a photocopier.

[j_tour]

There is nothing cool about that moustache. It looks like he tried to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a photocopier.

It is the summum bonum of moustaches.

[perfect_pitch]

It is the summum bonum of moustaches.

No one speaks latin anymore... it's a dead tongue.

Please use English like the rest of civilisation.

[lostinidlewonder]

It refers to the most desirable state or goal to strive for, like how you both strive to win but always lose.

[perfect_pitch]

It refers to the most desirable state or goal to strive for, like how you both strive to win but always lose.

So... a feeling you are very familiar with.   

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It's terrifying how perfect_pitch could remain the last post for two whole days. (also this is my first post on here!)

[perfect_pitch]

Oh boy... fresh meat. You stepped into a mine field, and I know how to get through it alive.

Do you???   

(Also, 2 days is nothing. Lostinidlewonder and J_Tour are easily distracted.)

[j_tour]

No one speaks latin anymore... it's a dead tongue.

Please use English like the rest of civilisation.

And please feel free to eat me!