Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Kathy Bates was NOT in the Wicker Man (2006). The character you was actually portrayed by Diane Delano.

Nonsense.

I recognized those voluptuous curves from the start.

Now put the shark in the bag and the raven in the desk.

[perfect_pitch]

Nonsense.

I recognized those voluptuous curves from the start.

I'm sorry, but you're still wrong. Kathy Bates was never in the Wicker Man remake in 2006.

Accept it... get over it... and...

[j_tour]

I'm sorry, but you're still wrong. Kathy Bates was never in the Wicker Man remake in 2006.

Well, here's your homework, son:  go watch the remake of *Wicker Man*.

I may be many things, but I'm never wrong!

(Yes, of course, you dumb@, I know damned well Kathy Bates wasn't in the remake.  But she was in the original 1973 movie, and that's truth, yo!)

[lostinidlewonder]

You are both wrong, there neither exists a Kathy Bates nor anything called Wicker Man.

[perfect_pitch]

You are both wrong, there neither exists a Kathy Bates nor anything called Wicker Man.

NO... don't you dare deny her excellent acting in 'Misery', with James Caan.

She was brilliant and managed to prove you can be a psychotic pregnant dog without going louder than the spoken word, and terrifying as well.

If we were to try and deny Nicolas Cage existed... I suspect the world would be a happier place.

[j_tour]

You people need to simmer down. 

Yes.

Go have a Wicker Man.

Tcheh.  It is to laugh.

[perfect_pitch]

Better than a wicker toilet...

[j_tour]

Better than a wicker toilet...

Tcheh.  Like you would know.

Hey!  What happened to the little children who sometimes crop up here and try to be amusing?

I want some fresh meat!

What'd they all join NATO or some such?

<insert image of Yoko Bono and some nonsense>.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey!  What happened to the little children who sometimes crop up here and try to be amusing?

I devoured them... They were delicious.

They were too weak to survive in this thread anyway.

[lostinidlewonder]

Fresh meat is over rated.

[perfect_pitch]

Fresh meat is over rated.

So, you'd rather be vegan???

Screw that. I'm going to eat meat till the day I cark it.

[j_tour]

WTH?

[lostinidlewonder]

So, you'd rather be vegan???

Screw that. I'm going to eat meat till the day I cark it.

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside your stomach.

[perfect_pitch]

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside tiur stomach.

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

[j_tour]

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

No.  You guys broke it, so you can fix it.

Bunch of weirdos.

[lostinidlewonder]

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

The gif I posted of the meat is freshly killed meat with the nerve endings still alive thus making the meat pulsate. Don't you know anything about fresh meat???

[perfect_pitch]

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside tiur stomach.

I meant this... were you drunk when you typed it? No punctuation, odd words?

[lostinidlewonder]

That's mobile phones for you they don't always type well, I'm sorry your grasp of English requires everything prim and proper to understand.

[perfect_pitch]

That's mobile phones for you they don't always type well, I'm sorry your grasp of English requires everything prim and proper to understand.

Are you that desperate, that you'll login at random times on your tiny phone and attempt to write something on your tiny keypad on that tiny screen so you can get a tiny win???

[lostinidlewonder]

Are you that desperate, that you'll login at random times on your tiny phone and attempt to write something on your tiny keypad on that tiny screen so you can get a tiny win???

Are you so desperate that you load up your PC, turn on your monitor, adjust your seat to do it instead?

[j_tour]

Gah.  It's like the Odd Couple with you guys!

Except you're both Felix Ungars!

[lostinidlewonder]

Put your teeth back in who are you talking about??

[j_tour]

Put your teeth back in who are you talking about??

You wouldn't like it when I put my teeth in.

They are sharpened metal, and I bite indiscriminately.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

He was a great and menacing foe in the Roger Moore Bond series...

Such a shame that Roger Moore was a sh*t Bond. Never liked him...

Although he's a million times better than... uuuugh... George Lazenby.

[j_tour]

Richard Kiel's a one-of-a-kind actor!  Not just in the James Bond flicks, but in all kinds of stuff.

Let me get this straight: you know all about Richard "Jaws" Kiel from some ancient played-out movie franchise, and you've never seen (or, if you're to be believed), heard about the hilarious movie *The Odd Couple*!

Dude, ru srs?  Educate yourself, boy!  At least about extremely famous movies/adaptations!

I suppose next you'll claim to know nothing about *It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"!  Or the movie version of *M*A*S*H*.  To pick randomly some comedies from roughly the same time period.

Bah.  Go have a Star Wars or whatever.

[perfect_pitch]

Wow... with a spiel like that, I'm surprised you managed to type that without running away to yell at kids to get off your lawn.

Never seen Odd Couple, Never seen 'Mad, mad, mad, mad world'. Didn't know there was a movie version of MASH.

You need to live in the 21st century.

[lostinidlewonder]

j_tour is story telling again!

[perfect_pitch]

OH MY GOSH... That's EXACTLY how I pictured him. The resemblance is uncanny.

I swear - I laughed my arse off to that clip. I miss the Simpsons when they were actually funny.

[j_tour]

It was the pictures that got small.  Philistines.

And I ain't got no truck with nobody who don't respect no Richard Kiel!

[perfect_pitch]

And I ain't got no truck with nobody who don't respect no Richard Kiel!

Now say that without the quadruple negative...

[compline]

 I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

[lostinidlewonder]

I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

And the life of the party has arrived. Lol

[j_tour]

Now say that without the quadruple negative...

Four inverter gates yields unmolested output.

Or call it a double litotes, if you prefer.  Trust me, it is preferable.

And what's with all this shrieking in here about, anyway?

[perfect_pitch]

I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

I've been off my meds for years and it hasn't affected me one bit...

I'm still the happy go-lucky, smart-mouthed prick I've always been.

[j_tour]

I'm still the happy go-lucky, smart-mouthed prick I've always been.

Uh huh.  Sure.  "He was such a quiet young man!  Kept to himself, but he always had a kind word for his neighbors.  Who could imagine the horrors we found buried underneath his floorboards!"

[perfect_pitch]

Uh huh.  Sure.  "He was such a quiet young man!  Kept to himself, but he always had a kind word for his neighbors.  Who could imagine the horrors we found buried underneath his floorboards!"

Except I don't have floorboards...

Heck, I don't even have a garden in which to bury any bodies.

[j_tour]

Heck, I don't even have a garden in which to bury any bodies.

Yeah, but I bet you have a refrigerator or a freezer of some kind.  Cardboard box?  Walls of some kind?

A nice, solid knife?  Maybe a pet pig?  A tooth extractor?  Non-corrosive vats?  Access to industrial chemicals?

Don't let this go to your head, but I suspect you're just clever enough to have found some solution.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but I bet you have a refrigerator or a freezer of some kind.  Cardboard box?  Walls of some kind?

A nice, solid knife?  Maybe a pet pig?  A tooth extractor?  Non-corrosive vats?  Access to industrial chemicals?

Don't let this go to your head, but I suspect you're just clever enough to have found some solution.

Me??? God know... wouldn't know where to put one...



You're clearly thinking of someone else...

And after that type or response... I kind of wonder whats hiding in your walls.

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh... I see lost has uploaded another home movie from his childhood.

Certainly explains a lot, and how he became the man he is today.

Who the heck is the guy in the car then? One of your uncles?

[j_tour]

WTH is wrong with you people? 

Start playing guitar, like sensible chaps!

That's what I do, and it is fun!

(disclaimer includes that it is uncomfortable to play many chords of over four notes, and the equipment needed is delicate and finicky, and also that one is likely to encounter fellow enthusiasts who are not Angus Young, who are almost uniformly tedious and dogmatic.)

[lostinidlewonder]

Ahhh... I see lost has uploaded another home movie from his childhood.

Certainly explains a lot, and how he became the man he is today.

Who the heck is the guy in the car then? One of your uncles?

[j_tour]

Something's up there, in the trees.  Can't you see it?

Sorabji Hinton can! 

You can see it too, you try real hard!  Look!  Way out beyond the complines, using skis without protection against wind or elements, riding an enlarged bear, way up top!  Do to not have bested most virile asset against engorged friend of most Western of music!

It's watching!

[perfect_pitch]

Something's up there, in the trees.  Can't you see it?

It's watching!

That would be me...

[j_tour]

Ah.  Your secret training as a legionnaire explains your advanced infantry abilities.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm actually touched that you remembered I was Scottish... you do care.

I'd shed a tear... but I'm not a pansy, so I'll continue to win this thread with as much machismo as I can.

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

I stopped watching Family Guy years ago... and I mean many, many years ago. The first 3 seasons were pretty solid, then they just got crap. You could even tell they were running out of ideas when they constantly put the trololol gag, and the Peter fighting the Chicken gag in multiple times; as well as many more like the segways to Conway twitty... (no *** idea who he is, don't care).

Family guy went downhill MUCH faster than the Simpsons did. The problem is, that Seth MacFarlane though he could make as many racist, sexist and homophobic jokes as he could and people would laugh it up.