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«Reply #10150 on: February 27, 2020, 03:51:22 AM »
I am sure our friend j_tourette will appreciate this one :)

Well, duh.

It's a very exciting photograph, and I admire the masculine stamina involved.  Ron Jeremey could have done no better.

But, since it is Ash Wednesday worldwide, I should like to draw the attention of the board to a mediocre erotic portrayal of flesh and spirit, as one. 

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«Reply #10151 on: February 27, 2020, 08:52:33 AM »
I have no idea what ash wednesday is (hopefully not something connected to your pyromaniac tendencies?)... Anyway, here's some relaxing piano music for you!


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«Reply #10152 on: February 27, 2020, 11:14:56 AM »
Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D

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«Reply #10153 on: February 27, 2020, 11:24:58 AM »
Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...
I probably wouldn't have recognised that the creation of this sound track required the services of an actual composer had you not mentioned it...

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D
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«Reply #10154 on: February 27, 2020, 12:03:04 PM »
Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D

It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature... To not see the harmony in those beautiful creatures doing what they are supposed to do...

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«Reply #10155 on: February 27, 2020, 12:30:44 PM »
It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature... To not see the harmony in those beautiful creatures doing what they are supposed to do...
I believe that perfect_pitch was referring more to the accompanying score than to what's portrayed...

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«Reply #10156 on: February 27, 2020, 12:31:37 PM »
It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature...

Meh - I blame David Attenborough. BOMBARDING us with nature documentary after nature documentary. Once you're seen 6 different documentaries about lions, it all becomes rather boring and homogenous.


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«Reply #10157 on: February 27, 2020, 01:06:28 PM »
Meh - I blame David Attenborough. BOMBARDING us with nature documentary after nature documentary. Once you're seen 6 different documentaries about lions, it all becomes rather boring and homogenous.

True...but not all lions are boring...


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«Reply #10158 on: February 27, 2020, 01:58:46 PM »
It's a moth... they're even MORE boring than the lions themselves.

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«Reply #10159 on: February 28, 2020, 12:40:33 AM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #10160 on: February 28, 2020, 08:44:07 AM »
Oh, come on people.  Yeah, I grant that not everybody knows what Ash Wednesday is, but I find it hard to believe most people haven't heard of Mardi Gras or Carnival.    Do people really not know why Carnival or Mardi Gras exists?  It's not very obscure, you know.  It's not like some dudebros just decided "Whoohoo!  Tuesday yo!  Rock on!"

No, I'm not a Jeebus nut but it's just common knowledge, AFAIC.



ETA And, no thanks, I'm not sheltering no kids no way.  I hate children, and I hate cops.  Pretty sure the feeling is mutual.

Sure do like those cherry pies, though. 

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«Reply #10161 on: February 28, 2020, 09:13:23 AM »


Where in good mother of f@#$ing crazy what did you find that???

What person has the TIME to make s@#t like this?!?

...and WHY?!?

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«Reply #10162 on: February 28, 2020, 11:35:20 PM »
Oh, come on people.  Yeah, I grant that not everybody knows what Ash Wednesday is, but I find it hard to believe most people haven't heard of Mardi Gras or Carnival.    Do people really not know why Carnival or Mardi Gras exists?  It's not very obscure, you know.  It's not like some dudebros just decided "Whoohoo!  Tuesday yo!  Rock on!"

In fact I think that's exactly how all those silly religious feasts were created...and no, while I may have heard of them I don't know anything about the reasons for Murder Grass or Carnivore...nor do I care really...

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«Reply #10163 on: February 29, 2020, 09:49:03 AM »
In fact I think that's exactly how all those silly religious feasts were created...and no, while I may have heard of them I don't know anything about the reasons for Carnivore...

Vegans... blame it on the Vegans.

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«Reply #10164 on: February 29, 2020, 12:48:25 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #10165 on: February 29, 2020, 02:45:09 PM »
Meh - your cinemagraphs have very little impact on this thread. They're a dime a dozen now.






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«Reply #10166 on: February 29, 2020, 07:10:22 PM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."


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«Reply #10168 on: March 01, 2020, 11:38:12 AM »
For Bob :)




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«Reply #10169 on: March 01, 2020, 02:02:22 PM »
Meh - we have spiders like that in Australia... nothing a baseball bat can't fix.

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«Reply #10170 on: March 02, 2020, 05:36:29 AM »
Meh - we have spiders like that in Australia... nothing a baseball bat can't fix.

I know, that's why it was for bob.

And to win of course ;)

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«Reply #10171 on: March 02, 2020, 07:54:54 AM »
And to win of course ;)

That's funny... what makes you think you can win?

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«Reply #10172 on: March 02, 2020, 08:32:23 AM »
That's funny... what makes you think you can win?

Cause I am a natural born winner of course!

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«Reply #10173 on: March 02, 2020, 09:25:15 AM »
Cause I am a natural born winner of course!

Again, that's hilarious and all, but now I need a serious answer.

You're competing against a Scotsman who has whiskey for blood and sweats awesomeness.

You think you can win against me?

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«Reply #10174 on: March 02, 2020, 11:01:07 AM »
Again, that's hilarious and all, but now I need a serious answer.

You're competing against a Scotsman who has whiskey for blood and sweats awesomeness.

You think you can win against me?

You Scots are like babies against us Finns...my blood consists of tar and Koskenkorva and I sweat resin.

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«Reply #10175 on: March 02, 2020, 02:36:55 PM »
my blood consists of tar and Koskenkorva

The reason that's such a poor statement of strength, is because I had to google what the hell Koskenkorva is.

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«Reply #10176 on: March 03, 2020, 08:01:38 AM »
The reason that's such a poor statement of strength, is because I had to google what the hell Koskenkorva is.

Oh, blah blah.

My blood is at least 50% American blended whiskey, 50% Powers Gold, 50% nasty eau de vie from French fur trappers from the lowlands distilled in lead pots and 50% hard coffee. 

All contained in a neat container of whupass.

And with a side of blood sausage and whatever bread comes out of the oven.

And whatever unconsecrated wine I can get from out the church.
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«Reply #10177 on: March 03, 2020, 09:49:57 AM »
My blood is at least 50% American blended whiskey, 50% Powers Gold, 50% nasty eau de vie from French fur trappers from the lowlands distilled in lead pots and 50% hard coffee. 

And possibly 100% unable to understand percentages...

(or should that be 200%...    ;D)

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«Reply #10178 on: March 03, 2020, 05:28:44 PM »
And possibly 100% unable to understand percentages...

(or should that be 200%...    ;D)

He's definitely 200% nuts :)

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«Reply #10179 on: March 03, 2020, 08:02:36 PM »
He's definitely 200% nuts :)

Bah.

A little damage to the frontal lobe is good for you:  puts hair on your chest.

Anyway, you've got to be a tiny bit nuts to play music:  there's very little percentage in it.
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«Reply #10180 on: March 04, 2020, 05:55:29 AM »
Bah.

A little damage to the frontal lobe is good for you:  puts hair on your chest.

Anyway, you've got to be a tiny bit nuts to play music:  there's very little percentage in it.

Chest hair would be handy in this cold climate but unfortunately I have none, so I guess my frontal lobe is intact. What would you suggest? Traditional lobotomy? That should be easy to do at home..,

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«Reply #10181 on: March 04, 2020, 06:59:26 AM »
Chest hair would be handy in this cold climate but unfortunately I have none, so I guess my frontal lobe is intact. What would you suggest? Traditional lobotomy? That should be easy to do at home..,

Sure.  I recommend to those starting out a strict training diet of corn liquor, and then start experimenting with stage dives off a good PA speaker landing on one's head.

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically, and compound the damage by rigorous physical trauma.  Other variants are best reserved for more advanced acolytes.

I hear young children talking about home lobotomies, and trepanning, quite a bit these days.  I can't recommend either technique, but, you'll know if either is right for you.  It would be an excellent question for a teacher, even a piano instructor.
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«Reply #10182 on: March 04, 2020, 09:23:09 AM »
Sure.  I recommend to those starting out a strict training diet of corn liquor, and then start experimenting with stage dives off a good PA speaker landing on one's head.

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically, and compound the damage by rigorous physical trauma.  Other variants are best reserved for more advanced acolytes.

Meh - sounds like too much work. I'll pass. I've got chest hair already, and I live in one of the hottest countries in the world.

Preferably I could do without the chest hair.

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«Reply #10183 on: March 04, 2020, 01:16:48 PM »

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically,

I did a lot of that when young...but unfortunately my brain is still only mildly damaged if at all...
I wonder if eating cat poop would do the trick (toxoplasma is known to work wonders in the brain)?


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«Reply #10184 on: March 04, 2020, 02:17:14 PM »
I wonder if eating cat poop would do the trick (toxoplasma is known to work wonders in the brain)?

It might kill you...

[although, that would make my triumph in this thread far easier...]

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«Reply #10185 on: March 04, 2020, 05:47:22 PM »
I don't believe you have to eat the cat stool specimens to get the full benefit.

Direct inhalation (one need not insufflate --- the airborne fragments entering the nasal passages can be sufficient), or light application to the area surrounding the eyes should be enough.

Mad cow disease (BSE) has been shown to be effective as well, if not is not a cat fancier.
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«Reply #10186 on: March 04, 2020, 08:17:10 PM »
Mad cow disease (BSE) has been shown to be effective as well, if not is not a cat fancier.

Sorry, I dislike red meat too much to get BSE.

I do love fish in almost any form though...but that's mostly harmless, as tapeworms don't usually go to brain. And even the round ones they eat in Japan just kill you too fast to really enjoy being brain dead...

We don't even have the brain eating amebas here. The waters are too cool for them.
I did get a nasty rash once from a lake but it only affected my face, not the insides of my head. Itched like hell though...

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«Reply #10187 on: March 05, 2020, 02:14:12 AM »
Sorry, I dislike red meat too much to get BSE.

I do love fish in almost any form though..

Ah.  A man who enjoys eating good fish.  I know just what you mean!  Very good stuff!  I could murder some grass right now, as long as it's got the protein of the sea in it!

So, you just trap a feral pig or a neighbor's pet pig, and feed it cow brains, than eat the pig!

It's a nice lighter meat. 

Delicious!  And disabling!

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«Reply #10188 on: March 05, 2020, 05:49:14 AM »
Ah.  A man who enjoys eating good fish.  I know just what you mean!  Very good stuff!  I could murder some grass right now, as long as it's got the protein of the sea in it!

So, you just trap a feral pig or a neighbor's pet pig, and feed it cow brains, than eat the pig!

It's a nice lighter meat. 

Delicious!  And disabling!



Sorry, don't eat pig meat either...chicken is fine though. Never eaten chicken brain though... I wonder if it will satisfy my appetite...

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«Reply #10189 on: March 05, 2020, 05:59:51 AM »
Sorry, don't eat pig meat either...chicken is fine though. Never eaten chicken brain though... I wonder if it will satisfy my appetite...

You know.

You people.

You take a chicken.

You get the brain of a cow:  I don't know where you live, but I can get me a cow brain easy.  Or used to be able to.

You cage the chicken.

You feed it the calf brain.  Mix it with a little skeletal matter, because chickens like that, although they'll eat anything.

Then you the eat the chicken!

Gawd, have to tell you people everything!

THEN you get the brain damage!

It's so simple.

Or, you could just play guitar.

Ask your doctor if self-inflicted brain damage is right for you, or call one of our specialists right now who are waiting to tell you if brain damage is the right choice for you today.  Call now!  Repeat customers are eligible to enter a chance to win at winning the thread.  Members with a ten-k mark are not eligible, some restrictions may apply.  Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Pueblo, Colorado. 
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«Reply #10190 on: March 05, 2020, 09:59:32 AM »
Or, you could just play guitar.

That made me laugh.

Ask your doctor if self-inflicted brain damage is right for you, or call one of our specialists right now who are waiting to tell you if brain damage is the right choice for you today. 

I've been told by my doctor that my intelligence is too precious to waste, and must keep my intellect in top condition.

Sorry, but brain damage for me is not an option.

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«Reply #10191 on: March 05, 2020, 10:15:42 AM »
I've been told by my doctor that my intelligence is too precious to waste, and must keep my intellect in top condition.

Sorry, but brain damage for me is not an option.
Perhaps so, but taking your doctor's advice is one; given the content of certain of your posts elsewhere, you might do well to ensure that you take it.

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«Reply #10192 on: March 05, 2020, 10:26:37 PM »
I hate the way that most stock photos now have watermarks all over them stating which site they're from now...

It used to be that you could get a photo of practically anything and they were circulate so much, no one used to tag them.

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«Reply #10193 on: March 05, 2020, 11:51:40 PM »
Hm.



It's worth a shot, if it means winning the thread....





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«Reply #10194 on: March 06, 2020, 02:22:57 AM »
I hate the way that most stock photos now have watermarks all over them stating which site they're from now...

It used to be that you could get a photo of practically anything and they were circulate so much, no one used to tag them.

I agree.  It's infuriating, offensive, and completely beyond the pale of any decent conduct.

It makes me want to ritually sacrifice a human and drink his or her blood in a Black Mass.

But.  I can't.  I have to start with animals. 

I know.  Can't run before you can walk. 

I know.

But in the future, I can work up to it.
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«Reply #10195 on: March 06, 2020, 07:46:58 AM »
I know I win.
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«Reply #10196 on: March 06, 2020, 08:36:55 AM »
It makes me want to ritually sacrifice a human and drink his or her blood in a Black Mass.

I volunteer Alistair.   

 ;D

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«Reply #10197 on: March 06, 2020, 09:34:54 AM »
I volunteer Alistair.   

 ;D
I'm not sure how you could do that...

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«Reply #10199 on: March 06, 2020, 11:52:06 AM »
I wish you luck with that!

Interesting, though (albeit not very) how you now seem to be having recourse to the words of others rather than writing your own. Never mind; your prerogative, of course (FWIW)...

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