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«Reply #10400 on: April 07, 2020, 04:11:17 PM »
Any thoughts of this piano sounds? 

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«Reply #10401 on: April 07, 2020, 10:17:43 PM »
Any thoughts of this piano sounds?

I did not have high expectations after seeing the title but it turned out to be even worse...10 seconds was enough for me...

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«Reply #10402 on: April 08, 2020, 12:06:42 AM »
John30... please stop fishing for views. I suspect that you took a whole bunch of music that you didn't own the rights to, took other peoples videos that you didn't own the rights to - slowed it down to about 3 frames per second and then called it your own creation.

I barely got past the 10 second mark either, and I sure as hell don't intend to listen to it.

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«Reply #10403 on: April 08, 2020, 03:09:28 AM »
Ah, no.

He was probably just eating some garmabonzia.

No.  I'm not listening to that either.

But have you heard Angela Hewitt's recent-ish recording of Art of Fugue?

Little known fact, I actually recorded about half of it of it by punching in at the studio.  She was busy traveling, so it was a personal favor for her.
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«Reply #10404 on: April 09, 2020, 04:48:37 AM »
Was that on the Fazioli that was UNFORTUNATELY lost to the ages???

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«Reply #10405 on: April 09, 2020, 05:46:31 AM »
It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready

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«Reply #10406 on: April 09, 2020, 02:29:46 PM »
It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready


Well...I lasted longer than 10 seconds on this one...That should give a clue to john30.

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«Reply #10407 on: April 09, 2020, 03:12:43 PM »
It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready

Oh... you prick. I didn't even get to the 5 second mark...

I hate you. You know what???

REVENGE, YOU FUCKERS!!!




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«Reply #10408 on: April 12, 2020, 12:26:44 AM »
Favorite new teacher quote -- "You found the only possible wrong answer."

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«Reply #10409 on: April 12, 2020, 03:40:36 AM »
Is that a selfie of you Bob??? Would explain a lot.    ;D

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«Reply #10410 on: April 12, 2020, 06:15:15 PM »
Was that on the Fazioli that was UNFORTUNATELY lost to the ages???

Well, that was the story to the press.   And it sold well, but then you all people had your whole "ZOMG monkeys and koalas are everywhere on fiire!"

Yeah, it was a bit attention-grabbing, but it was pretty effective.
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«Reply #10411 on: April 13, 2020, 12:27:46 AM »
Well, that was the story to the press.   And it sold well, but then you all people had your whole "ZOMG monkeys and koalas are everywhere on fiire!"

You're a bit late to the party J_Tour - I asked that 4 days ago.

KEEP UP!!!

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«Reply #10412 on: April 13, 2020, 12:47:25 AM »
You're a bit late to the party J_Tour - I asked that 4 days ago.

KEEP UP!!!

Oh, I keep it up all right.  You're talking to the original sixty minute man, here.
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«Reply #10413 on: April 13, 2020, 01:53:05 AM »
Oh, I keep it up all right.  You're talking to the original sixty minute man, here.

Well... glad to see the little blue pills work for you then.   

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«Reply #10414 on: April 13, 2020, 02:21:54 AM »
Well... glad to see the little blue pills work for you then.   

 ;D

Little blue pills.

Nah, that's for amateurs. 

I just inject cocaine right into my sack. 

And the women are none the wiser.

"Excuse me a moment, honey, I just have to go to the little boys' room and powder my jock.  Don't you go changing, sugar!"
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«Reply #10415 on: April 13, 2020, 03:06:34 AM »
So now your sack has more holes than a flute??? Nice to know...

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«Reply #10416 on: April 13, 2020, 06:10:41 AM »
Hey man, I didn't invite you to play it.

Yeah, it's a regular ocarina down there.

A very impressive instrument, I've heard.
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«Reply #10417 on: April 13, 2020, 06:31:01 AM »
What a cute image for this exceptionally lazy Monday morning...thanks! I only wonder if you can play it yourself? Seems to demand some flexibility...

Does it sound anything like a bag pipe then?

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«Reply #10418 on: April 13, 2020, 06:40:02 AM »
Well, I appreciate the interest, but, no, I don't know what my perforated ball-sack sounds like.

Among those who've heard it live, I doubt there's much of a concensus there either.

"OMG jack's ball sack stinks like a sweaty jock strap and it sounds bad, like some Peter Brötzmann saxophone music."

I'm guessing is what the ladies say.  Some of them like it, I'd say, but I really couldn't say why.  That's their problem.

No real way of knowing.
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«Reply #10419 on: April 13, 2020, 06:52:46 AM »
"OMG jack's ball sack stinks like a sweaty jock strap and it sounds bad, like some Peter Brötzmann saxophone music."

Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

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«Reply #10420 on: April 13, 2020, 07:04:12 AM »
Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

You might be willing to get down on him and give it a blow...

I ain't touching that with a 60-foot pole.

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«Reply #10421 on: April 13, 2020, 07:16:39 AM »
You might be willing to get down on him and give it a blow...

I ain't touching that with a 60-foot pole.

And you'd be right.

I don't even beat off without wearing PPE.  Gloves and chemistry-lab splash goggles.  As a prophylactic, I use a blowtorch loaded with MAP gas.  And that's just for my own protection.

And yeah, it's nuts down there.  Brötzmann, Lester Bowie.  Cecil Taylor.

It's not something for the timid, I'll tell you.
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«Reply #10422 on: April 13, 2020, 07:24:38 AM »
Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

I don't think Brötzmaann would agree.  Think more like Cecil Taylor. 

It's a hot mess over at my place, and I don't think any reasonable person would be having any of it.

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«Reply #10423 on: April 13, 2020, 07:38:21 AM »
So I guess the usual precautions won't do...we need something more thorough...

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«Reply #10424 on: April 13, 2020, 07:49:11 AM »
Oh, come on, man.  You all are a bunch of perverts or something.

Well...I can't really judge since I'm a fat hypocrite, but honestly. 

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

sh*t.
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«Reply #10425 on: April 13, 2020, 08:33:52 AM »

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

sh*t.

It's not customary to show affection in my family...

There really is nothing to worry about. I don't have a horse and my cats are able to keep their private parts clean without my help (except occasional removal of hair rings from studs). So I don't mind practicing with you, how hard can it be? Just come on over and let me help. I'll need to test you for covid first of course...

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«Reply #10426 on: April 13, 2020, 11:14:34 AM »
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«Reply #10427 on: April 13, 2020, 11:59:24 AM »


I cannot stand the original, so don't expect me to click on that...

And do not mess with the header!

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«Reply #10428 on: April 13, 2020, 03:09:08 PM »
So I don't mind practicing with you, how hard can it be? Just come on over and let me help. I'll need to test you for covid first of course...

I think you'd really regret that.

It's the kind of act that inspires words like "premeditated," "callous indifference," "heinous savagery," and "wanton disregard."

You'd have to wear a blonde wig and a few other pieces from the costume trunk, as well.  And never look me in the eye, ever.  Those are just the basic rules.
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«Reply #10429 on: April 13, 2020, 04:22:14 PM »
I think you'd really regret that.

It's the kind of act that inspires words like "premeditated," "callous indifference," "heinous savagery," and "wanton disregard."

You'd have to wear a blonde wig and a few other pieces from the costume trunk, as well.  And never look me in the eye, ever.  Those are just the basic rules.

How do you know I am not a blonde??
And I have no intention of looking at your eyes, I have to concentrate on the operation at hand...you don't want me to break anything down there...

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«Reply #10430 on: April 13, 2020, 05:03:41 PM »
How do you know I am not a blonde??
And I have no intention of looking at your eyes, I have to concentrate on the operation at hand...you don't want me to break anything down there...

That's right!  Just keep your head down, fool!

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«Reply #10431 on: April 13, 2020, 05:25:39 PM »
That's right!  Just keep your head down, fool!



Cool...

But to be honest, I am not a blonde :(
You don't care for cute brunettes at all? I'll just have to offer my cleaning services elsewhere then...

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«Reply #10432 on: April 13, 2020, 06:35:56 PM »
Cool...

But to be honest, I am not a blonde :(
You don't care for cute brunettes at all? I'll just have to offer my cleaning services elsewhere then...

Actually I do prefer darker-complexioned in hair and eye color.

Also, I don't prefer them taller than 5'2" at the maximum.

No, I'm not prejudiced, but I do have some standards.

In another life, good fellow.
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«Reply #10433 on: April 13, 2020, 06:57:21 PM »

Also, I don't prefer them taller than 5'2" at the maximum.

What's wrong with you people? Every civilized person uses metrics... I have no idea how much that archaic measument is... But whatever, I am not going to chop my legs (or my head), I find my length pretty practical. Perfect actually :)

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«Reply #10434 on: April 14, 2020, 12:53:32 AM »
Oh for goodness sake Outin... it's good mathematics at least to know about converting from imperial to metric.

But you are right - it's archaic and primitive. Can't believe some guy years ago had a 30.5 cm large foot.

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«Reply #10435 on: April 14, 2020, 03:58:40 AM »
Oh for goodness sake Outin... it's good mathematics at least to know about converting from imperial to metric.

It's a waste of my time and believe it or not, I've never ever needed to except on piano forums. Normally I only deal with sane Europeans...

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«Reply #10436 on: April 14, 2020, 04:08:09 AM »
It's a waste of my time and believe it or not, I've never ever needed to except on piano forums. Normally I only deal with sane Europeans...

I agree, the British should be sent to reeducation camps.

No taller than 157 centimeters.

At the outside, add a half centimeter.

At the minimum?  Well, I don't know.  I think midgets are funny.
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«Reply #10437 on: April 14, 2020, 04:37:07 AM »
I agree, the British should be sent to reeducation camps.

No taller than 157 centimeters.


Unless you're a giant they still have to kneel down then...


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«Reply #10438 on: April 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM »
Unless you're a giant they still have to kneel down then...

Yeah, I got a giant right here, sonny boy.  A real monster.
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«Reply #10439 on: April 14, 2020, 01:51:27 PM »
Yeah, I got a giant right here, sonny boy.  A real monster.

What... your club foot?    ;D

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«Reply #10440 on: April 14, 2020, 04:15:59 PM »
What... your club foot?    ;D

That's right.  The last time I took a sauna, somebody thought I was in there with my son.

Real Milton Berle type stuff. 
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«Reply #10441 on: April 15, 2020, 12:41:19 AM »
And yet another obscure reference - no one else gets.

How old are you J_Tour? I don't think you have the stamina to keep up with me.

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«Reply #10442 on: April 15, 2020, 01:17:20 AM »
And yet another obscure reference - no one else gets.

How old are you J_Tour? I don't think you have the stamina to keep up with me.

Plenty old enough to know better. 

Respect for one's elders, son, is a sign of character!

Eh, forget it, just you punks stay off my lawn.

I'm the same age as Jack Benny.  Thirty-nine.

Don't even be encouraging me to grab the violin!  I wouldn't inflict my playing of string instruments on my worst enemy, let along a fretless one that sounds like a cat being skinned even in the hands of a maestro.

ETA In the interest of honesty, I just turned forty-four, FWIW.  But that's a hard 44, so don't even think about getting a gang of some your young hoodlum pals to try to roll me in a parking lot.  I got it covered.  Music?  Eh, work in progress.  I'm putting my book of rep back together, and some of it's OK.  But busting punks?  Sh*t, I got a doctorate in kicking a**.

Milton Berle, Jack Benny?  Obscure references?  I don't think so, not hardly.  Old school, sure, but not that obscure.

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«Reply #10443 on: April 15, 2020, 03:39:37 AM »

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«Reply #10444 on: April 15, 2020, 05:04:56 AM »
Meh - didn't Family guy use that joke an almost infinite amount of times that it became no longer funny???


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«Reply #10445 on: April 15, 2020, 05:10:01 AM »
Meh, Gandalf ain't got nothing on me, that little baby junior sonofabitch.

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«Reply #10446 on: April 15, 2020, 06:53:26 AM »
Yeah - most of the weirdos on YouTube are characters...

I'd prefer to call them 'pricks'. Usually over the top, over-acting, narcissistic dweebs on tell you to hit the 'like' button, as if somehow their ego is tied to how many subscribers they have.

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«Reply #10447 on: April 16, 2020, 02:55:39 AM »
Yeah - most of the weirdos on YouTube are characters...

I'd prefer to call them 'pricks'. Usually over the top, over-acting, narcissistic dweebs on tell you to hit the 'like' button, as if somehow their ego is tied to how many subscribers they have.

Hey!  That's my head of state you're talking about, you Scott Morrison-loving MF!

Oh.

Well, can they at least whup batman's arse? 

That's what I need from my utube celebutards.  (i) Whup Batman's arse (ii) suck a cheetah's dee, also, if he or she has time.
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«Reply #10448 on: April 16, 2020, 04:07:25 AM »
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Well, can they at least whup batman's arse? 


Didn't we already settle the batman thing?

But did you notice the study that batmen do not get the corona disease? So it can only whup your arse...

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«Reply #10449 on: April 16, 2020, 04:31:11 AM »
Hey!  That's my head of state you're talking about

I've said MULTIPLE times that I hate Scott Morrison... I think he's an idiot. And who were you talking about...

I don't know any head of State's who are on YouTube?