Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.

Everyone has the right to be wrong, and you are merely exercising that right.

And what happened to the new fish in lockup? 

I demand a blood sacrifice of fresh meat!

[ivorycherry]

I demand a blood sacrifice of fresh meat!

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.

Hey, you gotta give the man some respect... I mean, he’s put up a good fight thrashing and clawing through to any last hopes trying to prove he didn’t lose the election.

Look where it’s got him now though lol.

My family and I are real Republicans and we’re going through the five stages of grief because now the U.S. is going to be a disaster with the House, Senate, and Presidential seat being controlled by liberals, but, the mans such an egoistical little sh*t and he’s really f*cked up the country so well in only 4 years.

[perfect_pitch]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

I think it means you're the fresh meat. You're toying in a quarrel that has been going on for years - and while you're welcome to participate for a little while, I doubt you'll be in it for the long haul.

Hey, you gotta give the man some respect... I mean, he’s put up a good fight thrashing and clawing through to any last hopes trying to prove he didn’t lose the election.

But the problem was, there was nothing to prove. He wasn't trying to 'prove he didn't lose the election'... HE LOST the election... like fullstop, end of sentence. There was no grey area. It's like that kid in class who's disappointed in the teachers choice, and then complains to his mother, his father and anyone else who'll listen...

...except that kid didn't antagonise people to go rioting in the streets like a bunch of savages.

My family and I are real Republicans and we’re going through the five stages of grief because now the U.S. is going to be a disaster with the House, Senate, and Presidential seat being controlled by liberals, but, the mans such an egoistical little sh*t and he’s really f*cked up the country so well in only 4 years.

And you really think Biden will be worse than the last 4 years??? No offense, I think it's time to give the Liberals a chance. The rest of the world has seen what the Republicans are like, and there was nothing to like about it.

I will admit though I am saying this as an outsider.

[ivorycherry]

And you really think Biden will be worse than the last 4 years??? No offense, I think it's time to give the Liberals a chance. The rest of the world has seen what the Republicans are like, and there was nothing to like about it.

One of my parents was born in Communist Poland and the other in Communist Ukraine even though they’re both Polish by blood and we speak Polish at home, he go to Polish school on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and we travel to Poland every year to visit family. And we think that Biden is gonna suck for Poland. That’s why don’t like him. Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them. And the old man is gonna force them and crap into not having them. I respect anyone’s choices in life and idc who they f*ck, but I disagree with the overall idea of changing yourself from the way that God created you. I’m totally fine with anyone being gay, just keep it away from me and don’t make me learn about it. in our schools, they promote it waaaaaaaay tooo much and it’s like we’re encouraged to being trans or gay and Christianity is portrayed as the bad guy. In outraged.

Please tell me if this sounds offensive so I can remove it.

I think it means you're the fresh meat. You're toying in a quarrel that has been going on for years - and while you're welcome to participate for a little while, I doubt you'll be in it for the long haul.

Like I said, I don’t belong here lol. This thread was started in like 2013 and like you guys are still replying in 2021 while I’ve only posted in like the last 2 days so it’s pretty obvious it’s kind of cheating if I just start. I just wanted to ask what the hell is j_tour’s life. Yes, I agree, my time here is done lmao.

Goodbye now(for real )

[j_tour]

And we think that Biden is gonna suck for Poland. That’s why don’t like him. Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them. And the old man is gonna force them and crap into not having them.

You are aware Biden is a practicing Catholic in the Roman Rite?  As am I.  It may be neither of us are particularly good Catholics, but that's not for me to decide.  To deny this is to deny the binding and loosing power of the Church, and not only in the sacrament of reconciliation.  Dimitte nobis debita nostra.

Even if this were not the case, how do you imagine the US imposing cultural standards upon Poland?  The U.S. has no influence upon the Vatican whatsoever, or no more than any other nation or region which maintains a conference of bishops and a few cardinals. 

If I were in Poland, I'd be more concerned about cultural influences from some of Poland's immediately adjacent neighbors, and several cultural blocs to the north and to the west.

I think Poland has proved herself to be a nation fully capable of making her own decisions about cultural matters, as well as political ones.

Anyway, one of Poland's many outstanding, epoch-defining thinkers wrote a very famous, but unfortunately little-read book called Spór o istnienie Świata (Der Streit um die Existenz der Welt).  The rest of us are very grateful Ingarden translated it himself into German so we could read it (until recently there was no other translation, nor in French, nor in any other language, I don't believe, so serious logicians had to read the 1200 pages or so in German, even if we didn't know the language that well).  I think it's appropriate for a little light reading.  While it is true that many Polish enclaves exist in the US, comparatively few people read Polish, whereas all educated Americans can read German.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't think anyone's ever associated 'german books' and 'light-reading' in the same sentence...

...or even paragraph.

[j_tour]

I don't think anyone's ever associated 'german books' and 'light-reading' in the same sentence...

...or even paragraph.

Jane, you ignorant slut!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah... I've learnt never to trust your dodgy hyperlinks. I ain't touching that with a 10-foot pole, rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

[lostinidlewonder]

Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them.

Fundamentalist Catholics don't study enough about Jesus, they all focus on hailing Mary too much. You might be suprised that Jesus broke all sorts of barriers, allowed his feet to be washed by a prostitute for example amongst many more. If a Catholic feels offened by the LGBTQ then they merely live in their own hell and will pay for that.

I respect anyone’s choices in life and idc who they f*ck, but I disagree with the overall idea of changing yourself from the way that God created you. I’m totally fine with anyone being gay, just keep it away from me and don’t make me learn about it. in our schools, they promote it waaaaaaaay tooo much and it’s like we’re encouraged to being trans or gay and Christianity is portrayed as the bad guy.

I am a Christian and find your stance not offensive but very short sighted. How dare you try to take the speck that is in someone eye when there is a log in your own? Christianity is about breaking down your barriers, not creating an idol with your belief systems that creates a circle around you so that you can shoot anyone who stands outside of it. You cant be "ok" with something and then bind it with conditions. It is as danergous and pathetic as a Christian saying "I love you" but within that fake love they dont "like you" for who you are. All I see is a judgemental heart with this kind of fakery.

[j_tour]

Yeah... I've learnt never to trust your dodgy hyperlinks. I ain't touching that with a 10-foot pole, rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

Go on.  Touch the link.

I dare you.

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

Tcheh.  Whatever, dude.

[outin]

You people are nuts.

And what the h*ll does Poland have to do with anything? It's a sh*tty place these days and should be thrown out from EU. But it won't. Because it has some assets. It says something about the country that the poles come up here to do our sh*tty work for less money...

And, btw, I'll win!

[outin]

IRISH WHISKEYS???

No one cares about IRISH WHISKIES!!! Everybody knows the best whisky comes from:

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

[ivorycherry]

I am a Christian and find your stance not offensive but very short sighted. How dare you try to take the speck that is in someone eye when there is a log in your own? Christianity is about breaking down your barriers, not creating an idol with your belief systems that creates a circle around you so that you can shoot anyone who stands outside of it. You cant be "ok" with something and then bind it with conditions. It is as danergous and pathetic as a Christian saying "I love you" but within that fake love they dont "like you" for who you are. All I see is a judgemental heart with this kind of fakery.

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

And what the h*ll does Poland have to do with anything?

Tbh, I’m just a 14 year old who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and what I said is only purely based on listening to my parents talking about stuff half of which I don’t understand but I pretend to. My posts weren’t very thoughtful or backed up with any  knowledge that I understand.

And, btw, I'll win!

Oh no you won’t. I still got a good 70 years in my life and will post everyday until I die to win. Idc if I’m cheating.










See, I already won. 
Ha!

[j_tour]

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

No *** way.  Well enlighten us all, please, where the best whiskey is made. 

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

See?  Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

Unfortunately, I think crudeness and a leather hide is what it takes to win this prize.

[outin]

Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

Kids must be polite. At my age I can say whatever I want and I will still always win!

[ivorycherry]

See?  Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

 

[j_tour]

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

 

That might very well be. 

But you still haven't taken a stand on which nation or region distills the best whiskies.

Hint.  It's Ireland.  Even Northern Ireland:  black Bush with a water back is a fine drink.

Soylent Whiskey is made of Irish!

[ivorycherry]

That might very well be. 

But you still haven't taken a stand on which nation or region distills the best whiskies.

Hint.  It's Ireland.  Even Northern Ireland:  black Bush with a water back is a fine drink.

Soylent Whiskey is made of Irish!

Like I’m supposed to know lmao I’m 14 and havent ever tried whiskey, since I wouldn’t get the chance because my parents only drink wine, and liquor only sometimes. My guess would be whiskey from Scotland because I was once on a cruise around Great Britain and Iceland and the tour guide said that the best whiskey is from Scotland.

And what is Soylent whiskey??? I know what Soylent is, but what is Soylent whiskey? Is it like a mix of the two???

Forgive me for not being exposed to the horrors of this world. I’m a good boy

[lostinidlewonder]

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

There's nothing to forgive. I dunno if you could phrase the judgemental perspective in a kinder fashion without it still being harsh judgement, it would be like punching someone in the face but with a smile. We certainly need less "loving" and more "liking", some Christians package "love" with many conditions and never "like" people. Liking someone is harder to twist into a lie. The poisonous love of "I love you as a person but not the sin within you" has got to be the most twisted satanic love that infects a few extreme Christians, conditional love, love that has rocks placed in someone's way, paralysing love, watch out for it you will see it hidden within Christian circles like a fly in the ointment.

Tbh, I’m just a 14 year old who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and what I said is only purely based on listening to my parents talking about stuff half of which I don’t understand but I pretend to. My posts weren’t very thoughtful or backed up with any  knowledge that I understand.

When I was 14 I was highly opinionated it is a time where you are making beliefs more concrete and learning to challenging your beliefs also. Yes we are influenced by others and family but ultimately we are responsible for what we think.


Btw none of you can win this thread so give up 

[j_tour]

Btw none of you can win this thread so give up 

Yeah, but I just won:  I bit my fist and bought a bottle of Teacher's Highland Cream whisky. 

It's not to my liking:  the stereotypical smoked peat notes overwhelm whatever flavors I can detect underneath.  And a mere day ago I had a wild urge to pick up a bottle of Monkey Shoulder, but went for Jameson Stout Edition.

Soylent Scotch is made of peat!  Peat!

*ETA* No, it's not intended to be reverse-ageism.  I'm pretty sure we were all younger once, and I think most of the less-adept-than-me contenders at this game are not actually much above you in years, or mental age.

But since you seem good with them words and whatnot, I'm agin driving you back to the younger place on top of which the older younger people sit and such.

Y'all youngsters ain't been reading yourn Dante *Purgatorio*, I yon reckon on ye.  Y'all might and get that fixed.

[perfect_pitch]

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Shame I'll destroy all that when I win this thread - trust me mate, you've got no hope.

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

Soylent Scotch is made of peat!  Peat!

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

(Yes, I know what I said).

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

[j_tour]

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

Yeah, well, I'll take smooth, with fierce initial bite and subtle aftertaste over that bog swill any day.

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

Yeah, even I will come to your defense as far as "PeePee" is concerned.  You know as well as I do that Outin's not a native speaker of English, but it's still no excuse.  Mitä vittua?  Yeah, I know, but I cannot control these savages.

***, I can predict the winner already:  it's either going to be Outin or *** Bob. 

I'm just a rash yanqui, though, so I have no problem shooting my wad quickly and often.

Any number can win.

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Yeah, I agree.  He or she is destined for failure, but has tenacity!  I approve of all who submit to me as I win and crush the defeated beneath my feet.

[ivorycherry]

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

I am flattered... Start flattering me and licking my *** now and your punishment after I win won’t be as cruel and gruesome.

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

[j_tour]

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

That was a little bush-league divertimento.

p_p was trying to channel the inner spirits of Paul Hogan and Neil Connery, and somehow failed. 

One expects nothing more, but that was somehow less.

One more dessicated carapace is divided beneath my feet in an irregular but satisfying pattern.

EDIT And if someone says Scriabin's "Black Mass" piano sonata is not that difficult, I fully intend to destroy that person.  That's a *** difficult piece of music, you bastards.  Apologies to any bastards who might read this, but what I say is true!

I can also predict the future:  I think that *** Bob is going to come up with some crack-*** image of something completely unwholesome, yet titillating.  Maybe not today, but soon.

[perfect_pitch]

I can also predict the future:  I think that *** Bob is going to come up with some crack-*** image of something completely unwholesome, yet titillating.  Maybe not today, but soon.

Bullshit... half the time he can't even embed the images properly.

I am flattered... Start flattering me and licking my *** now and your punishment after I win won’t be as cruel and gruesome.

Hey - I said I liked you... but that doesn't mean that I'm somehow fearful that you have a hope in hell of defeating me. You've stepped into a thread that's way beyond your powers of comprehension.

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

You can consider yourself a worthy opponent if you can at least do something as impressive as my post from the future. Till then... we're not in the same league...

Hell... we're not even in the same range of leagues.

[ivorycherry]

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future. I just wanted to inform all of you to GIVE UP. ivorycherry will beat all of you in the future. After years of hard work by you and years of easy work for ivorycherry, all of you guys gave up because you were finally able to comprehend that ivorycherry will be the winner of this thread. And then, you will bow at his mercy. So, I suggest to give up now and a lot of time will be spared.


ivorycherry

















From the future

[ivorycherry]

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future. I just wanted to inform all of you to GIVE UP. ivorycherry will beat all of you in the future. After years of hard work by you and years of easy work for ivorycherry, all of you guys gave up because you were finally able to comprehend that ivorycherry will be the winner of this thread. And then, you will bow at his mercy. So, I suggest to give up now and a lot of time will be spared.


ivorycherry

















From the future

OMG!!!!!
Was that just me???

Wow, I guess I will be the winner of this thread after all.

Ha!
Losers!

But... how do you embed an image on this website? I’ve tried so many times but I don’t know how.

[outin]

Like I’m supposed to know lmao I’m 14 and havent ever tried whiskey, since I wouldn’t get the chance because my parents only drink wine, and liquor only sometimes. My guess would be whiskey from Scotland because I was once on a cruise around Great Britain and Iceland and the tour guide said that the best whiskey is from Scotland.

The youngsters today...At 14 I was already an expert on whiskeys!
But you are good at guessing, I'll give you that.

[outin]

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Shame I'll destroy all that when I win this thread - trust me mate, you've got no hope.

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

(Yes, I know what I said).

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

No, but I think that name just suits you so well...

[outin]

Have you people not seen 12 Monkeys?



Your future self is going to be destroyed here!

[ivorycherry]

No, but I think that name just suits you so well...

Agreed

[j_tour]

Have you people not seen 12 Monkeys?



Your future self is going to be destroyed here!

No.  What was that?  Like some deranged Brad Pitt running amok in an airport or something?

Not everyone here is like a hundred years old and has seen all those old movies.

So much fail! 

[ivorycherry]

I hate old movies. Other than the  all of the Schwarzenegger movies I hate em.  Most 90s movies are just a bunch of neo-noir/thriller/sci-fi/horror/erotic thriller pieces of sh*t. I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

[j_tour]

I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

Good.  Children should be frightened.  That's why adults invented Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and McDonald's restaurants.

I remember when I was a mere lad and saw *The Magnificent Ambersons* as a child at its première.

To this day, I have never gone on a sleigh ride.

The horror.

The very sight or mention of Tim Holt or Agnes Moorehead makes me convulse violently.

[perfect_pitch]

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future.

Date stamp proves you wrong. Sorry, but you're going to have to try MUCH harder than that.

ONLY I, THE GREAT PERFECT_PITCH HAVE THE POWER TO BEND TIME. 

I'm also the first to win tomorrow.

[ivorycherry]

Date stamp proves you wrong. Sorry, but you're going to have to try MUCH harder than that.

I'm also the first to win tomorrow.

F*ck. I still don’t even know how to embed an image onto a post.

Yeah, I’m f*cked... Idk how I’m going to win this thread.

Well, I’ll try my best anyways and keep posting until the hour I die and be a royal thorn in all of your asses.

Wait, and how does the date stamp prove me wrong? And how do you embed an image?

[j_tour]

And how do you embed an image?

Hit it with a bigger hammer.

[Bob]

Meanwhile....

[perfect_pitch]

Wait, and how does the date stamp prove me wrong?

Because it says 'posted Yesterday'. If you're going to try and claim a win from the future you'll have to post with a time and date stamp that hasn't passed by yet.

Yeeesh. Didn't think I would have to explain the rules of time travel.

And Bob... Of all the things you could embed, you chose that??? What the f@#$ is wrong with you???

For one - everyone knows...

...Sasquatch doesn't wear a bandana and sunglasses...

...and he plays the bloody harp...





...and also Sasquatch isn't real.

[outin]

I hate old movies. Other than the  all of the Schwarzenegger movies I hate em.  Most 90s movies are just a bunch of neo-noir/thriller/sci-fi/horror/erotic thriller pieces of sh*t. I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

Oh my...this is what happens when the youth is not properly educated.

But there's also a TV series from 2015 if 90's stuff is too hard core for you...

[ivorycherry]

Meanwhile....

What the F*ck Bob?

Hit it with a bigger hammer.

Can anyone tell me how the f*ck I’m supposed to embed a f*cking image?!

Oh my...this is what happens when the youth is not properly educated.

But there's also a TV series from 2015 if 90's stuff is too hard core for you...

It’s not too hardcore for me I just don’t like watching it. They’re kinda boring tbh. I might sound “childish”, but I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits or Sharon Stone’s p*ssy.

[perfect_pitch]

Can anyone tell me how the f*ck I’m supposed to embed a f*cking image?!

Sorry Ivory... but that's a secret we just might keep for ourselves for the mean time. It's the only edge we have right now.

I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards

Hey... I don't remember any movies with a nude Denise Richards... and this begs the question; where the *** was I when it was released and why didn't I see it.

Also... hey! Don't you make fun of Denise Richards; she's a sight to behold.

Far superior to the likes of Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian.

[ivorycherry]

Hey... I don't remember any movies with a nude Denise Richards... and this begs the question; where the *** was I when it was released and why didn't I see it.

Wild things... Late 90s pretty sure from what I remember.

Also... hey! Don't you make fun of Denise Richards; she's a sight to behold.

I wasn’t. She it pretty hot... Or was I guess.

Far superior to the likes of Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian.

Also agreed. Blondes from the 90s are SUPER hot imo. I wish I could be a teen in the 90s.

Sorry Ivory... but that's a secret we just might keep for ourselves for the mean time. It's the only edge we have right now.

Dammit PeePee! F*ck you lmao jk!!! I remember I did it once and I forgot how to.

j_tour??? Help! Please! I don’t know how to embed a f*cking image or gif onto my f*cking post dammit! I have faith in you to do the right thing and tell me how to embed a f*cking image. Or else...





And is your name actually Nellie?

[j_tour]

j_tour??? Help! Please! I don’t know how to embed a f*cking image or gif onto my f*cking post dammit! I have faith in you to do the right thing and tell me how to embed a f*cking image. Or else...





And is your name actually Nellie?

Oh, delightful.  Yes, ask the person who delights in wanton cruelty for help.  I don't think so.

And, yes, my name is Nellie.  I used to model for various magazines themed around the arts of tattooing and muscle-building.

[ivorycherry]

Oh, delightful.  Yes, ask the person who delights in wanton cruelty for help.  I don't think so.

You gotta be sh*tting me.

And, yes, my name is Nellie.  I used to model for various magazines themed around the arts of tattooing and muscle-building.

Really? No way.

Like the one from the 234 page of this forum? I can’t show you it because I can’t embed a f*cking image on my f*cking post you f*cking sadist.

Do you lift? Lifting sucks. Calisthenics is way better. Way bigger strength to mass ratio.

[perfect_pitch]

I wasn’t.

You literally wrote... and I quote...

I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits

How is that not making fun of her??? Damn, she is still pretty hot:



Show us your favourite picture then of a hot celebrity then...



oh, wait...   

[ivorycherry]

How is that not making fun of her??? Damn, she is still pretty hot:

Well because I’m just stating a fact. She has implants which means she has fake tits. I’m not making fun of her. She HAS fake tits and I’m not laughing at her or hating on her because of them.

rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits

I was only DESCRIBING her. And even though I do think she was hot in her 20s and 30s she’s not hot anymore. Her face has wrinkles now and it’s not aging well.

Show us your favourite picture then of a hot celebrity then...



oh, wait...   

You little... *&#!$)%@#$&*!!%@#!.



Hmmm... Even though I can’t put pictures on my posts(because you a**holes are a bunch of f*cking sadists) I’d say some of the hottest celebrities are:

Alicia Silverstone in her 20s
Scarlett Johansson
Léa Seydoux
Amber heard
And a bunch of other blondes... I only like blondes tbh.

[j_tour]

You gotta be sh*tting me.

No, I never joke.

you f*cking sadist.

See, that's a compliment to me.  Thank you.

Do you lift? Lifting sucks. Calisthenics is way better. Way bigger strength to mass ratio.

Oh, I used to have a big free-weight set up a long time ago, but I just do pushups and pullups/chinups now.  I still can't do one-handed pushups, but I'll get there.

I think you're confused about the kind of magazines I was talking about:  think lots of oiled-up men in thongs posing down for the camera.  Occasionally some nude wrestling pictorials.

Hey, it's a valid career!  It never quite attracted the women to the degree I hoped, but, hey, you know, it's nice to be appreciated.  Free gin and tonics, sloe gin fizzes, appletinis for life at places with names like "The Man Hole" and "The Tool Box."  Nice establishments like that. 

And I must say the feeling of wearing leather chaps with no pants is very invigorating.  I don't care for the dog collars, though.

[perfect_pitch]

You little... *&#!$)%@#$&*!!%@#!.

Think of it like a hazing for the new guy. It's how we accept you into the fold.

And how did you ascertain that Denise Richards bouncy bosoms are surgically sculpted???

[outin]

And a bunch of other blondes... I only like blondes tbh.

I don't so you can keep them!