Last post wins!!!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Kathleen Peterson would agree owls are savage. Page 300 *lights sparkler*

[perfect_pitch]

Kathleen Peterson would agree owls are savage.

Like I give a hoot what she thinks...

[lostinidlewonder]

Like I give a hoot what she thinks...

Well she doesn't think anything anymore since an owl caused her death.

[perfect_pitch]

Well she doesn't think anything anymore since an owl caused her death.

Bullshit - we all know the husband did it. Blaming an owl has to be the weakest excuse on the planet.

[j_tour]

Dude, like learn about birds and stuff.  An owl is not what it seems.

[perfect_pitch]

Please... I live in Australia. There are spiders smaller than a 50 cent coin that can almost kill you, and white ants that can sting you and cause some of the most severe allergic reactions. There are jellyfish that can make you their b!tch in the ocean, and sharks that will make you a snack.

You think I'm scared of the owls??? No.

[lostinidlewonder]

The Irukandji jellyfish found in Australia is like 2cm in size and can introduce you to a world of pain you never knew existed, that is if you survive it.

*Irukandji stings you all and wins with its poisonous thread*

[perfect_pitch]

I know of this... because I live there. You think I was just saying this to sound like a bad-arse???

[lostinidlewonder]

I lived in QLD years ago too. We looked like real bad asses going swimming with stockings on.

[j_tour]

I can almost see jellyfish gal's downtown and everything.  That's überhawt.

I'd better start working out in my new shirt to impress her.

[perfect_pitch]

I'd better start working out in my new shirt to impress her.[/font]

5 Kilograms??? That's weak. You want to show her your a man, you need a 20 Kg plate attached there. That shows you ain't a weakling.

[j_tour]

That's weak. You want to show her your a man, you need a 20 Kg plate attached there.

BS.  All I need is my circular slide rule and a pocketful of weenies.

Nourish a woman's intellect and her appetite.

That is plenty.

[perfect_pitch]

BS.  All I need is my circular slide rule and a pocketful of weenies.

Nourish a woman's intellect and her appetite.

Wow... a slide rule and a handful of mini frankfurts. That is HOT!!!

I'm beginning to see why you can't get the girls interested. All a woman needs is for a man to listen to them - that's how you get them interested... that, and be honest.

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

[j_tour]

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

Correct answer:  I don't know but you look amazing, honey.  Come over here and give papi what he wants.

[lostinidlewonder]

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

That's where you just say the truth and if she gets upset then that's just bad luck, does one want to be with someone who will cry over such things? You can always say you like big asses.

[perfect_pitch]

Correct answer:  I don't know but you look amazing, honey.  Come over here and give papi what he wants.

Are you Mexican or something... or do you just like playing a mexican in your sexual fantasies???

That's where you just say the truth and if she gets upset then that's just bad luck, does one want to be with someone who will cry over such things? You can always say you like big asses.

True... but at the same time - that is also how one can end up in traction. Sometimes it's probably best to have a white lie.

Like saying you were with your mates having a couple of beers... what you really did was go to a strip joint and have beers, but you just leave the strip joint part out - that way your conscious is clear.

[j_tour]

Are you Mexican or something... or do you just like playing a mexican in your sexual fantasies???

No.  I just like thicc and know how to ask for it.

Like a gentleman.

[perfect_pitch]

No.  I just like thicc and know how to ask for it.

I'd just assume you're a foreigner, since 'thicc' is not a word.

[j_tour]

I'd just assume you're a foreigner, since 'thicc' is not a word.

You're not a word.

[perfect_pitch]

You're not a word.

Exactly... I am a person. Good on you, you're learning - I'm proud of you.

Have a cookie.

[lostinidlewonder]

We are all a word, a word is what first is required for creation, without a word there is nothing. Just like how you both are losing.

[perfect_pitch]

Really??? Losing??? I've won more times on this thread than anyone else...

I will continue to win as long as there is breath in my lungs, and whiskey in my glass.

[j_tour]

It is the Lenten season, therefore you fools are likely transgressing by consuming intoxicants and eating meat.  Except on Sundays. 

For you are heathens!

Be ashamed of your humanity, for it is lesser!

I command it!

Oro pro vobis peccatoribus.

[perfect_pitch]

First of all - I eat and drink what I want because I'm not afraid (nor do I believe) of some deity in the sky keeping tabs on me and making me adhere to his select set of rules. If I want to eat a chicken roll and to wash it down with a nice tall, ice cold beer - I shall.

I also ain't ashamed of being human, there is nothing wrong with it. We're all human...

...actually, no - some people are apparently spirits, and some considering themselves actual animals (furries). It's a weird world we're becoming.

I for one however will still be here winning this thread.

[j_tour]

I for one however will still be here winning this thread.

Well, hang in there!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, hang in there!

Sounds like I didn't have to hang in there for long.

[j_tour]

Sounds like I didn't have to hang in there for long.

Sounds like you don't have a motorcycle and a wool watch cap, mister man.

Go lasso up some kangaroos, boy.

I'm hungry.

[perfect_pitch]

Sounds like you don't have a motorcycle and a wool watch cap, mister man.

Probably because I'm not a nomadic hobo motorcycle rider.

You also do realise that here kangaroos don't just wander the streets of Western Australia like mice do. Frankly they don't trust us humans.

[j_tour]

You also do realise that here kangaroos don't just wander the streets of Western Australia like mice do.

Are you contributing to the overpopulation crisis of kangaroos in wider Australia? 

Is that why you haven't sent me my kangaroo scrotum purse with which I can woo various ladies?

Here, enjoy a picture of my new pet.

[lostinidlewonder]

Pet the dog, rough.

[perfect_pitch]

Are you contributing to the overpopulation crisis of kangaroos in wider Australia? 

Is that why you haven't sent me my kangaroo scrotum purse with which I can woo various ladies?

No... if anything they're hiding. Also, I don't give a crap about you wanting a scrotum purse. If you want one so badly, you can come over here and fondle the kangaroos till you get what you want.

I ain't going near them with a 20-foot pole.

[j_tour]

I ain't going near them with a 20-foot pole.

Then they're coming for you.  Sleep with one eye open, buster!

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, I can sleep safely at night knowing Kangaroo can't open *** doorknobs.

Mainly because they don't have opposable thumbs or any decent grip strength.

[j_tour]

Yeah, I can sleep safely at night.

Sure about that?  The shadow knows otherwise.

All right, I'll stop being mean.  I had to yell at a bunch of my idiotic coworkers today, so now I can be nice and present a very nice image for all to behold and obey.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm very lucky - I appreciate and like my co-workers. I love my job.

You can't stop me... I am an unstoppable force.

[j_tour]

You can't stop me... I am an unstoppable force.

The Queen's dead, you monster!  And leave Britney Spears alone!

[perfect_pitch]

The Queen's dead, you monster!  And leave Britney Spears alone!

Freddie lives forever... in our hearts and minds.

[Christ, that does sound cheezy]...

[j_tour]

Freddie lives forever... in our hearts and minds.

Not that Queen you fool!  Her Late Royal Majesty, bright boy!

That's right!  Duck and cover!

[perfect_pitch]

Not that Queen you fool!  Her Late Royal Majesty, bright boy!

Well, when you said Queen - I naturally assumed you meant the one that was more popular.

 

[j_tour]

Well, when you said Queen - I naturally assumed you meant the one that was more popular.

 

Uh huh.  Yeah.

How's that thread losing thing working out for you?  It's good, right?

[perfect_pitch]

How's that thread losing thing working out for you? 

I'd say you have more experience with that, than I do - so I wouldn't really know.

[j_tour]

I'd say you have more experience with that, than I do - so I wouldn't really know.

[lostinidlewonder]

Liszt looks angry.

[perfect_pitch]

I used to know a lecturer who closely resembled Schubert in terms of looks... however the second he opened his mouth and the Scottish accent came out, the illusion shattered.

[j_tour]

Schubert had a pretty mouth.  A girl's mouth.

[perfect_pitch]

I never looked at him that closely... I guess that makes me, NOT the weirdo in this discussion.   

[j_tour]

I never looked at him that closely... I guess that makes me, NOT the weirdo in this discussion.   

Stop trying to resist!  Give up!  Yield!

[perfect_pitch]

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.

That's why I like Iron Man. He looks cool and no one has ever been sued for sexual harassment and looking at his crotch... piece.

[j_tour]

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.

Because you're the target audience.  You just don't know it now.  Wait until you get older, son.

[lostinidlewonder]

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.