Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Ahhh... Battlefield Earth - one of the WORST movies ever made, and deservedly so.

But it was written in the future using ancient technology from aliens, or something.

[perfect_pitch]

But it was written in the future using ancient technology from aliens, or something.

Are you sure? I thought it was written by a nutjob who was off his meds.

Still, I guess there are other contenders for worst movie of all time:

[j_tour]

Are you sure? I thought it was written by a nutjob who was off his meds.

Still, I guess there are other contenders for worst movie of all time.

Yeah, but the one you mentioned looks like it would be hilarious.

Here, enjoy some good music.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but the one you mentioned looks like it would be hilarious.

Check the trailer and try saying that again...

Have you seen the 'Cats' movie? Apparently that one also was really, REAAAAAAALLY bad.

[j_tour]

Check the trailer and try saying that again...

Have you seen the 'Cats' movie? Apparently that one also was really, REAAAAAAALLY bad.

I have now:

I think with an endless supply of beer I would probably injure myself laughing.  Even drinking coffee, I don't see anything that is not both funny and worthy of the highest mockery in that trailer.

And what a handsome, sincere fellow that Kirk Cameron is.  Women want him.  Men want to be him.  A true hero for the modern age.

Cats.  What the *** do I care about that piece of sh*t musical and that *** movie? 

You're officially on notice to never mention that piece of sh*t ever again.

But Saving Christmas looks almost as good as The Room, one of the finest movies ever made, next to Birdemic.

[perfect_pitch]

I have now:

I think with an endless supply of beer I would probably injure myself laughing.  Even drinking coffee, I don't see anything that is not both funny and worthy of the highest mockery in that trailer.

No... EVERYTHING in that trailer is so bad that it transcends being able to mock it. You know those movies that are so bad they're almost good? You have a laugh, and tell your friends you managed to sit through it???

THAT movie is NOT that type of movie. This movie is where it's so bad you try desperately to find something to mock, but it's SO TERRIBLE that every single second you watch of it is seconds wasted when you could be achieving something greater... cutting your fingers, doing your taxes, masturbating or just letting go of a bad dump after a terrible indian curry the night before.

Cats.  What the *** do I care about that piece of sh*t musical and that *** movie? 

You're officially on notice to never mention that piece of sh*t ever again.

Nah... I'm going to mention it, since you brought up 'the Room'.

Suck on that.

[j_tour]

Suck on that.

I refuse.

And you're on double notice.

achieving something greater... cutting your fingers, doing your taxes, masturbating

So you admit in public to being an BDSM "cutter," a nerd, as well as a wanker.

I'll remember that.

[perfect_pitch]

I refuse.

And you're on double notice.

[j_tour]

You know, make that double secret notice. 

You're lucky I've just started drinking, because otherwise I've a good mind to tan your hide, boy.

[perfect_pitch]

You mean triple notice...

No... sorry, NOW I mean triple notice. I'm just curious to see how far this can go. You realise how many videos there are on the movie 'Cats', so if I find myself on dodecatuple notice, I'm just going to push it further to see how far you can go.

Also... HOW BIG is that *** bottle??? That looks like 2 Litre whisky??? I know Americans love their large soft drinks, and their super sized meals... but CHRIST - no wonder Americans are majorly obese and drunk.

MODERATION FOR FUCKS SAKE. Gain some moderation.

[j_tour]

You mean triple notice...

No, I meant double secret notice.

You realise how many videos there are on the movie 'Cats'

Now you're on double secret probation.  No, that's too harsh.  You're on probation now.

Also... HOW BIG is that *** bottle??? That looks like 2 Litre whisky??? I know Americans love their large soft drinks, and their super sized meals... but CHRIST - no wonder Americans are majorly obese and drunk.

What?  Bushmills is distilled and bottled in Northern Ireland.  You and its country share the same monarch.  Don't be so ignorant.

In fact, the very front label of both the Original, Black, and Red say "World's Oldest Licensed Whiskey Distillery."

It's a 750 ml bottle, you fool.

[perfect_pitch]

No, I meant double secret notice.

Now you're on double secret probation.  No, that's too harsh.  You're on probation now.

Really???

How about now?

What?  Bushmills is distilled and bottled in Northern Ireland.  You and its country share the same monarch.  Don't be so ignorant.

In fact, the very front label of both the Original, Black, and Red say "World's Oldest Licensed Whiskey Distillery."

It's a 750 ml bottle, you fool.

1) How in the *** am I supposed to read that, on the tiny, puny picture you posted. It's not like CSI, you know...

2) That must be a tiny arse laptop then...

[j_tour]

Really???

Double secret probation for you.

For your sass-mouth, and for not knowing Bushmills is a whiskey made in Northern Ireland.

2) That must be a tiny arse laptop then...

Are you like a space cadet or a sky pilot or something? 

Fine.  You made James Joyce cry.  Happy now?

[perfect_pitch]

Double secret probation for you.

I think the thumbnail enough is horrifying... but I want to see where this is going...

Also... that guy has a terrifically demanding voice. Such gravitas and seriousness.

For your sass-mouth, and for not knowing Bushmills is a whiskey made in Northern Ireland.

Well, Bushmills sounds like some whisky made by a drunken Hill billy in the state of Arizona. How the hell was I supposed to know it was Irish? They only sell top quality whisky over here in Australia. I can't help it if I've never heard of it.

[j_tour]

Well, Bushmills sounds like some whisky made by a drunken Hill billy in the state of Arizona.

Well, I don't believe there is a "state of Arizona."  It's some random place with golf courses and some copper mines.

I find it hard to believe you have never heard of Black Bush or Bushmills.  Red Bush, I'll grant you, even I didn't know there was such a thing.

John Vernon, aka Dean Wormer, may have been that big foot, but I volunteer my services to be the big toe.

[perfect_pitch]

DAMNIT... That's where I know his voice from - he was the Doctor from 'Flying High II' (or Airplane II.

Brilliant movie.

[j_tour]

DAMNIT... That's where I know his voice from - he was the Doctor from 'Flying High II' (or Airplane II.

Brilliant movie.

Warren Oates?

Oh, you mean John Vernon.  I forgot he was in Airplane II:  I agree, that was maybe not quite as funny as the first, but I think it holds its own.  Definitely a minor classic in its own right.

[perfect_pitch]

Actually... the sucky thing I realise after 24 hours is despite saying he has a commanding voice... by stating a bunch of students are on 'Double Secret Probation' is probably the most stupid thing he could say.

If it's secret... he's lost all authority, and by saying it's 'double', it almost undermines what probation is all about.

If we had double and triple probation for criminals... the world would be a dark, dark place.

[j_tour]

Actually... the suck thing I realise after 24 hours is despite saying he has a commanding voice... by stating a bunch of students are on 'Double Secret Probation' is probably the most stupid thing he could say.

Gee, do you think?

Everything Dean Wormer says is stupid!  It's a comedy!  His name is stupid!  His wife sleeps with undergraduates!

One could compare his level of dumbassery to a certain tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist Q-Anon Proud Boy illiterate antivaxxer rube.  I'll eat a hat if that moron was in spitting distance of an accredited college of any sort, as it claims.  Well, I suppose they have short buses everywhere.

Wesley Willis recognizes his own!

However, John Vernon is a great character actor who has been in any number of actual movies.

[perfect_pitch]

Gee, do you think?

Everything Dean Wormer says is stupid!  It's a comedy!  His name is stupid!  His wife sleeps with undergraduates!

However, John Vernon is a great character actor who has been in any number of actual movies.

I guess he was a legend before my time. What would you say was his best role then? I don't know any of this movies, apart from Airplane II... and even then, he was really just a cameo.

[j_tour]

I guess he was a legend before my time. What would you say was his best role then? I don't know any of this movies, apart from Airplane II... and even then, he was really just a cameo.

Probably Ernest Goes to Camp, tied with Charley Varrick and Killer Klowns from Outer Space are what he's best known for.

No, Charley Varrick is a damn good movie.  So good it'll you strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

And, yes, John Vernon is the one who delivers that line.  His sangfroid and matter-of-factness really sell it.

[perfect_pitch]

No, Charley Varrick is a damn good movie.  So good it'll you strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

I'm going to leave that there, to see if you can figure out where you went wrong...

Lay off the hooch... it's messing with your brain.

[j_tour]

I'm going to leave that there, to see if you can figure out where you went wrong...

If normal people know the insider knowledge that I have, it will be too much for them.

In order that one must to do and say about facts and the scam that is schooling to also be for and against goat rope, as in simonizing and victory for those who recognize as well.

[perfect_pitch]

If normal people know the insider knowledge that I have, it will be too much for them.

In order that one must to do and say about facts and the scam that is schooling to also be for and against goat rope, as in simonizing and victory for those who recognize as well.

I don't know what to make of the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

[j_tour]

I don't know what to make of the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

Why are you just quitting on me for no reason.  I was so happy to know a real Australian, with a real outback hat, and then you just quit on me for no reason.

the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

That's because most people haven't seen the truth of the goat rope, and are too afraid to confront their own misconceptions.  This is because of years of indoctrination by corporatist educators and the lamestream mediums like Oprah and the other sheeple.

All I wanted to do is talk about the goat rope and now you're corrupting the purity of my enquiry with your endless bloviating.

If you knew what people on the inside were saying, very important people, some of the best, who are also was and are to be saying goat rope then also to not deny for because truly incisor thinking and knowledge.

[perfect_pitch]

I am NOT googling 'goat rope'...

You accidentally get one of those vowels wrong and you are in for a VERY MESSED up history, and target ads for some very sick sh*t.

And I am mostly just a Scotsman at heart. I have the Scottish accent, I don't have an outback hat, and the most Aussie thing I do is drink beer, but that's because Scottish Beer is pretty sh*t.

[j_tour]

And I am mostly just a Scotsman at heart. I have the Scottish accent, I don't have an outback hat, and the most Aussie thing I do is drink beer, but that's because Scottish Beer is pretty sh*t.

Did you know that several highly influential world leaders, who are nevertheless not well known by the general public, began creating and embedding "dinosaur" fossils in Australia and elsewhere in order to create this thin tissue of lies spread by the educational system, which is a scam?

Also, it is well known that repeated concussions to the skull and brain stem are productive of neurogenesis, or as is sometimes called, "brain growth."

[perfect_pitch]

Also, it is well known that repeated concussions to the skull and brain stem are productive of neurogenesis, or as is sometimes called, "brain growth."

So you're saying anyone who's boxed Mike Tyson is a genius???

I think the fact that they stepped into the wrong, proves otherwise.

That man is a psycho... still in his mid-fifties.

[j_tour]

So you're saying anyone who's boxed Mike Tyson is a genius???

I think the fact that they stepped into the wrong, proves otherwise.

That man is a psycho... still in his mid-fifties.

He's brain dead.  Probably believes in "covid" like the other sheeple.

[perfect_pitch]

He's brain dead.  Probably believes in "covid" like the other sheeple.

Oooooh... you're stepping on the toes of people like a certain member here who made his claims evident (and then bitched that people had differing opinions).

I know you're a little crazy... but it was always a respectable level of crazy. Don't take it too far...

[j_tour]

I know you're a little crazy... but it was always a respectable level of crazy. Don't take it too far...

Why not?  I live to chib alon sucker fools.

All right, fine.  I'll just have to go solicit some opinions about the music of






























 SORABJI

[perfect_pitch]

Why not?  I live to chib alon sucker fools.

All right, fine.  I'll just have to go solicit some opinions about the music of






























 SORABJI

You Douchebag... how dare you...



[Hey... writing in different fonts is what we need to class this thread up]

[j_tour]

[Hey... writing in different fonts is what we need to class this thread up]

GODDAMNED RIGHT *** IT'S TIME FOR WESLEY WILLIS SUCKA FOOL

[perfect_pitch]

We can't class it up if you use Courier New...

What the *** is this - 1960-something, in a dawn before computers???

Comic Sans is also just *** ridiculous - makes it look like the text a paedophile would use on his van if he wanted to lure kids in.

[j_tour]

Comic Sans is also just *** ridiculous - makes it look like the text a paedophile would use on his van if he wanted to lure kids in.

The man inside me wants to agree with your point of view, but actually does not care about typefaces.

COURIER IS *** UNIT, DUDE!!!!  IT'S LIKE SHREDDING BWV 903 ON A STEEL-STRING ROUNDWOUND ACOUSTIC!!!!

ALSO:

NEW PETITIONS AGAINST TAX

BUILDING CODE UNDER FIRE

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

PONTIAC.  WE BUILD EXCITEMENT.

[perfect_pitch]

The man inside me wants to agree with your point of view, but actually does not care about typefaces.

Then you have already lost. All I wanted to do was class this place up... and you ruin it with your Courier New, and Comic Sans. Hang your head in shame...

[j_tour]

Hang your head in shame...

Not bloody likely, fella.

I'm enjoying a fine evening with my pals from the year three thousand.

[perfect_pitch]

My Year 3000 friends are better... plus I've got a robot that has no problem telling you to bite his shiny arse.

[j_tour]

Stop touching your master.  Have a juicy fruit, instead.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... I do prefer a nice pair of melons... but only if they're ripe, juicy and you're allowed to squeeze them to make sure they are firm.



Remember... if God gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.   

[j_tour]

Mr. Majestyk does not approve of your tomfoolery.  He touches the hero in all of us.

[perfect_pitch]

Mr. Majestyk does not approve of your tomfoolery.  He touches the hero in all of us.

Well... at least he didn't touch the little kids. That sh*t is nasty, unlike this dirty ***...



Also J_Tour... you may be a little lonely for the next 72 hours. I have to head off to a Music Camp, so I won't be able to respond for a few days. I'm sure someone will be able to keep you company...

...but I shall be back for my triumphant win. So for the next 3 days, the wins you have will be bleak, meaningless and futile.

ENJOY!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

One time... at band camp.

[j_tour]

Band camp....I sense a great nerdery approaching.

[perfect_pitch]

One time... at band camp.

I said MUSIC CAMP... I was accompanying various choirs.

[j_tour]

Nope.

Increase in Commuter Fares Denied.

[perfect_pitch]

Nope.

Increase in Commuter Fares Denied.

Exception granted

[j_tour]

Exception granted

Johnnie Walker Red is a dogsh*t whisky.  Its only virtue is that it's cheap, but there are far better choices at that price.

[perfect_pitch]

Johnnie Walker Red is a dogsh*t whisky.  Its only virtue is that it's cheap, but there are far better choices at that price.

One, I don't think the latter statement is true. There aren't really that much better whisky's that are better at that price point - most of them are pretty sh*t.

Two, Johnnie Walker is a dogsh*t whisky. Its only purpose is to use as a mixer for other drinks.

If you're honestly going for Johnnie Walker as a straight whisky, you have reached the bottom of the barrel.

[j_tour]

If you're honestly going for Johnnie Walker as a straight whisky, you have reached the bottom of the barrel.

Yes.  That's what I said.