Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

But why??

It knows why it did what it did.

[perfect_pitch]

Where?? Ahh when! But why??

I'd say the more important question is why...

[j_tour]

I'd say the more important question is why...

Why are you not playing Chickenfoot?  Also, stop hitting yourself.  Why are you hitting yourself?

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm going to swing my arms like this.... and if you get hit it's your own fault.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm going to swing my arms like this.... and if you get hit it's your own fault.

Well, I'm going to start kicking air like this... and if any part of you should fill that air, then it's your own fault.

Gotta love the classic Simpsons episodes.

[j_tour]

Gotta love the classic Simpsons episodes.

Is that so?  I doubt it.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Is that so?  I doubt it.

Well, you can doubt what you want. There are people who doubt that the Earth is spherical, but that doesn't make them right.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Okay Bob... enough with the snail cozies.

No one cares about Snails. They're slimy, awful hideous creatures. Owls are much more adorable:

[j_tour]

There are people who doubt that the Earth is spherical, but that doesn't make them right.

Well, stop for a little second and think about it.  Can you do that for me?

[perfect_pitch]

Well, stop for a little second and think about it.  Can you do that for me?

But the Earth IS spherical, and those who say it isn't are just plain and simply wrong.

[lostinidlewonder]

You fail. The earth is an oblate spheroid. I win.

[Bob]

I have one more. 



*Bob remembers a time on this forum when there were moving banners and asci snails could race....*

( ( (  _@/

[perfect_pitch]

You fail. The earth is an oblate spheroid. I win.

We'll see about that... would you consider a pool ball spherical then???

[j_tour]

We'll see about that... would you consider a pool ball spherical then???

You're not asking the right questions. 

Can one fit a pool ball in one's mouth and extract it without medical intervention?

Try it!

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

You're not asking the right questions. 

I am... and my answer still stands. You ask anyone what shape a pool ball is and they'd state it's a Sphere. It's also a fact that if you could shrink the size of the earth down to a pool ball, its surface would be EVEN SMOOTHER than that of a pool ball.

My answer still stands correct.

Can one fit a pool ball in one's mouth and extract it without medical intervention?

Try it!

One could also ask why people shove bottles of ketchup up their @$$... I've no idea why they do that.

[j_tour]

people shove bottles of ketchup up their @$$... I've no idea why they do that.

There's sometimes a buggy.  I think you know why "they" do that. 

"They" were perfecting their pitch on the mound and "they" accidentally had an "accident" with that bottle of Vegemite or "ketchup," as "they" call it.

Uh huh.  Sure.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh... is this how Trump avoids looking bald. They did a good job.

[j_tour]

They did a good job.

Paul Hogan says 'what?'?

[perfect_pitch]

Paul Hogan says 'what?'?

You DO realise that no one gives a crap what Paul Hogan says - the guy is a washed out moron and a tax cheat.

[j_tour]

You DO realise that no one gives a crap what Paul Hogan says

He died like seven years ago.  Get with the times man.  You're flogging a dead horse.

[perfect_pitch]

He died like seven years ago.  Get with the times man.  You're flogging a dead horse.

Paul Hogan is still very much alive and breathing...

...OH WAIT, you meant his career? That died in the mid 80's when he decided to do that crap...

[j_tour]

Paul Hogan is still very much alive and breathing...

You good buddies with him?  You don't know what you're talking about.

[lostinidlewonder]

You are outdated old timer, Will Smith slap meme is better.

[perfect_pitch]

You are outdated old timer, Will Smith slap meme is better.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock like a little cissy. I thought Will Smith was tougher than that.

Yeah... nothing is more intimidating than some caped weirdo in tights and a hat that looks like it was made in paper mache class, hitting you while the word 'THWAAAAMP' appears in pink writing.

[j_tour]

Yeah... nothing is more intimidating than some caped weirdo in tights and a hat

Actually, it's a cowl, not a hat.

And children love the batman and the joker and all that crap.

[perfect_pitch]

And children love the batman and the joker and all that crap.

Yeah, and Jesus loves the little children as well... it's so 'NOT' creepy at all.

[j_tour]

Yeah, and Jesus loves the little children as well... it's so 'NOT' creepy at all.

He suffers them to come unto him.

Don't you have a comic book to watch or something?

[perfect_pitch]

Don't you have a comic book to watch or something?

What am I... 10 years old???

[Bob]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I always wonder what type of weirdo uploads a video of them FILMING A VIDEO from some grainy old school tube TV.

It's like making a photocopy of a photocopy...

...of something you photocopied after finding it smeared with blood and previously shredded, before putting it back together with tape.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I HAVE NO IDEA what that movie is, what it is referencing or even what the quote is supposed to be since I can't read lips.

How old is that movie???

[j_tour]

How old is that movie???

Well, it's in that color movie picture film you kids are always crowing about, innit?

[perfect_pitch]

Well, it's in that color movie picture film you kids are always crowing about, innit?

Yeah, and colour television has been around for about 60 years...

[j_tour]

Wow.  1990s much? 

Gross, dude.

[perfect_pitch]

Really? You're giving me crap for the 1990's?? That movie is ALMOST 2000 for goodness sake, it came out a couple of months before the turn of the millennium; and yet you just recently posted THIS:

[j_tour]

Really? You're giving me crap for the 1990's?

Yep.  You ain't got the thread-winning style, son.

[perfect_pitch]

The fact that you used Weird Al-Yankovich to try and help you win, is a statement of how serious you ain't taking this.



I got the mother-*** thread-winning style in SPADES, SON!!!

[j_tour]

The fact that you used Weird Al-Yankovich to try and help you win, is a statement of how serious you ain't taking this.

You just don't get it, boy.  You all ain't up in here with your winning and your what-have-yous.

I can't allow it.

Don't you have some computers and all that to do with that fancy music?  Probably still using standard notation as well.  Philistine.

[perfect_pitch]

I think if Gene Simmons had a computer, he would have turned into Skrillex. All that electronic noise crap and what-not.

[j_tour]

I think if Gene Simmons had a computer, he would have turned into Skrillex. All that electronic noise crap and what-not.

Wow.  A what, now?  You better have said Æsop Rock or Kool Keith.  I can't even.

I must say, propers to you for demonstrating your sight-transposing abilities elsewhere.  It's not that easy, as you know.  I know it's not easy as well:  TBH, I find it's a good bit of using the ear as well as just fidgeting with the score as a mnemonic device or aide-mémoire. 

Ninth time is the charm:  broke it off for good with this gal, and this time was for real.  I said terrible things to her, as I intended, in order that there'd be no coming back this time.

Ninth time I win the mf thread as well.

[perfect_pitch]

I must say, propers to you for demonstrating your sight-transposing abilities elsewhere.  It's not that easy, as you know.  I know it's not easy as well:  TBH, I find it's a good bit of using the ear as well as just fidgeting with the score as a mnemonic device or aide-mémoire. 

Thank you very much for the kind words. I needed to put a troll in his place... figured it was worth the hassle.

[j_tour]

Thank you very much for the kind words. I needed to put a troll in his place... figured it was worth the hassle.

You admit Paul Hogan, Scott Morrison, Wesley Willis, and the Queen Mum are the finest individuals who ever walked the planet?

That's shocking.

No way to win a thread, I'll tell you what.

[perfect_pitch]

You admit Paul Hogan, Scott Morrison, Wesley Willis, and the Queen Mum are the finest individuals who ever walked the planet?

You should know me better than that. Scott Morrison is a flaky, horrible man; Wesley is a song who apparently sings songs about his shrivelled appendages, Paul Hogan is a tax cheat and a terrible actor, and the Queen I have no respect for because I don't care about the Royals in ANY regard.

I win through perseverance and determination.

[j_tour]

I win through perseverance and determination.

You win NOTHING!

[perfect_pitch]

YES. I DO.

Thank you for asking.