Are you sure he was Australian??? Holding beer is the only thing they excel at... in levels higher than the Germans do.
Also, I have more pressing things to do than send you Dingo scrotums. You want one? You can come to Australia and do it yourself. Although, Steve Irwins ghost may haunt you for doing so.
Yeah, he was an sw-ozzer, and while he certainly knew how to pull a cork at the bar or private party, he was a literature guy, so, you know. A little bit lightweight.
I've don't really want a dingo scrote, not for years. I was just thinking of ways you could occupy yourself, alone, unsheltered, in the bush, drinking tainted liquor, burning some for heat.
A good bull crocodile hide, though, that would be a good find. I'd pay you an 'alf a Wes'mins'er crown for tha' all lot!
ETA Oh, I forgot. No, Scotch don't burn alcohol for flame, they grab the fire and say "Gimme it back, ye!"