Last post wins!!!!!

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"Illegal"?  It's made of a fricking tree.  The bottle of Kilbeggan I bought for tomorrow had a little bag made of paper tied to it, I suppose in "honor" of St. Patrick or whatever.

St. Patricks day is the 17th March... it's not for 3 more days, not tomorrow.

Stop huffing the cocaine, and start huffing life.

[j_tour]

Stop huffing the cocaine, and start huffing life.

No.  I can't self-terminate.  You must lower me into the steel.



Huff this, ***.

And, tomorrow happens to be a Sunday, which is not a part of the Lenten season.

[perfect_pitch]

All days from Ash Wednesday to Palm Sunday are part of Lent.

You still can't eat meat, you dodgy carnivorous bastard. Not for another couple of weeks.

[j_tour]

Rubbish.

There are no requirements for fasting, and of what, and for how long.  Fridays are traditional.  Muakrat is licit.

But, no, each Sunday is, as it always, a celebration.

That's why there's 46 instead of 40 days of the lenten season.

[perfect_pitch]

That's why there's 46 instead of 40 days of the lenten season.

Wait a minute - you just stated there's 46 days of the Lenten season, not 40... that only way that makes actual sense is if you DO include the Sundays as part of the lenten season.

Take away the Sundays and it's 40 days. So either there's 46 days of lent and the Sundays count, or there's 40 days and Sundays don't count...

Which is it???

[j_tour]

Wait a minute - you just stated there's 46 days of the Lenten season, not 40... that only way that makes actual sense is if you DO include the Sundays as part of the lenten season.

Take away the Sundays and it's 40 days. So either there's 46 days of lent and the Sundays count, or there's 40 days and Sundays don't count...

Which is it???

Damn your vulcan logic!

I got a fever.  And the only prescription is more cowbell.

[compline]

All days from Ash Wednesday to Palm Sunday are part of Lent.

You still can't eat meat, you dodgy carnivorous bastard. Not for another couple of weeks.

Now just a cotton pickin minute  P-P ,     anyone over the age of 59 or under the
 age of 16  or  a diabetic, or any other underlying illnesses, and nursing mothers,  are not required to fast! 

 

[compline]

 ..........

[perfect_pitch]

Now just a cotton pickin minute  P-P ,     anyone over the age of 59 or under the
 age of 16  or  a diabetic, or any other underlying illnesses, and nursing mothers,  are not required to fast!

Well, then according to the Bible...



Bring your sunscreen - it's hot as fxck down there.

[compline]

Well, then according to the Bible...



Bring your sunscreen - it's hot as fxck down there.

No fear  there P-P, You are mistaken, there is no such thing as fires of Hell or a big burning lake somewhere.
You make your own  Hell  by the way you live  right here on earth.
I have no worries as my life is untainted with evil.  Unlike yours.

 Get thee to confession sir! 

[j_tour]

I have no worries as my life is untainted with evil.  Unlike yours.

Hehe.   p_p just got pwned:  EVIL!   p_p is EVIL! 

p_p brought the birds!  EVIL!

[perfect_pitch]

No fear  there P-P, You are mistaken, there is no such thing as fires of Hell or a big burning lake somewhere.
You make your own  Hell  by the way you live  right here on earth.

Well, that sucks. I was reveling in the comfort that somewhere, Adolf Hitler is getting pissed on by the devil on a daily basis, and the victim in every bukkake party that takes place in hell.

I demand justice for all.

Hehe.   p_p just got pwned:  EVIL!   p_p is EVIL!

Oh come on... that was LIGHTWEIGHT!!! That wasn't a burn... that wasn't an insult.

Compline is going to have to try and do better than that.

[j_tour]

I demand justice for all.

[perfect_pitch]

Jesus Christ - Is that Al Pacino??? It took me a few seconds before the voice and accent gave it away, but hot damn - one has to ask...

How bloody old are you J_Tour???

[j_tour]

How bloody old are you J_Tour???

Dude, you're out of your element.

Jesus Christ - Is that Al blahblahblah???

Profane!  Profane!  Evil!  You're evil!

The correct nomenclature is "Judas Priest," please.

[perfect_pitch]

Profane!  Profane!  Evil!  You're evil!

The correct nomenclature is "Judas Priest," please.

Did he play Judas in a movie??? Again, your love of incredibly old, barely nostalgic movies is ostracising you from this thread and the ability to connect with the users on this thread.

[j_tour]

Did he play Judas in a movie??? Again, your love of incredibly old, barely nostalgic movies is ostracising you from this thread and the ability to connect with the users on this thread.

You don't know what you're talking about, you big girl's blouse.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't know what you're talking about, you big girl's blouse.

Someones been researching Scottish insults, haven't they???

Well, good on you... you bloody numpty.

[j_tour]

Someones been researching Scottish insults, haven't they???

There's a risk of living an island lifestyle.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh J_Tour... 1932, you're getting worse and worse. Next you'll be showing us trailers of Charlie Chaplin.

Get with the times. I think it should be mandatory that any trailers you promote should at least be in COLOUR!!!

[j_tour]

Get with the times. I think it should be mandatory that any trailers you promote should at least be in COLOUR!!!

So you fancy a blood feast do you?  Sicko.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh dear... that was horrific. Truly deplorable; sick, vile and just utterly reprehensible...





...and by that I mean the quality of the film, the poor props and special effects used, not to mention the stupid-arsed introduction by the man who has no personality, character or ability to inflect while talking...

...and the fact that you of all people uploaded it.

[j_tour]

Oh dear... that was horrific. Truly deplorable; sick, vile and just utterly reprehensible...

Nonsense.  A masterpiece.

[compline]

Nonsense.  A masterpiece.

 Warning!

Do not watch if you are having lunch!
In fact, don't waste 5 seconds of your life, you can't undo what you have seen!

[j_tour]

Do not watch if you are having lunch!

It's Friday.  Don't eat lunch.  Eat dog feces. 

Like Divine.

[compline]

Stop that you rotter,  my cook served up salmon today for  lunch.
Then Ginger layer cake, with blueberry ice cream! 

You have no idea what civilised society is ! 

[j_tour]

You have no idea what civilised society is !

You must lie with the dogs, creature!

[perfect_pitch]

J_Tour - where in all of the filthiest part of HELL do you find videos like these???

This is disturbing man. Very, very disturbing.

[j_tour]

J_Tour - where in all of the filthiest part of HELL do you find videos like these???

No it isn't.

You might say I'm a musketeer of Pig Alley. 

They still call me the Snapper Kid.  And, yes, I had to redact a number of John Waters and Pasolini inserts because they were restricted for age and cannot be embedded.

The Snapper Kid.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not sure if I should click on that video...

Something tells me to just not do it.

[compline]

I'm not sure if I should click on that video...

Something tells me to just not do it.

IT'S A TRAP! 
HE'S TRYIN TA TURN YOUR BRAINS INTO MUSH!

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, I figured.

[j_tour]

Yeah, I figured.

Whatever, Gandalf.

Here, only a robot brain could perceive the interstices.

Obligatory warning to to the guillible:  don't actually watch Pier Paulo Pasolini's movie Salò.  Even in the hilariously condensed version linked below, which youtube was nice enough to classify as riscue material.

There are other contenders for the prize of gross-out movies, among which are included earlier movies of John Waters, and etsetera.

One should read the very long novel by de Sade, though, as well as the work of Sacher-Masoch. 

[perfect_pitch]

Obligatory warning to to the guillible:  don't actually watch Pier Paulo Pasolini's movie Salò.  Even in the hilariously condensed version linked below, which youtube was nice enough to classify as riscue material.

There are other contenders for the prize of gross-out movies, among which are included earlier movies of John Waters, and etsetera.

One should read the very long novel by de Sade, though, as well as the work of Sacher-Masoch. 

Sounds like they could get the same experience watching or reading '50 shades of Gray'

[j_tour]

Sounds like they could get the same experience watching or reading '50 shades of Gray'

Nope.

There's a bonus quiz.

You're welcome.

[perfect_pitch]

1974??? Jesus, I wasn't even born then. I can't movies looked that bad, it's like amateur hour on YouTube.

I mean, looking at the acting in the early James Bond movies - brilliant actors, but man - is the dialogue stiff.

[j_tour]

Yeah, old stuff blows. 

Only consume novelties in music and among beverages. 

I was born after 1974 as well.  Besides, Peter Fonda is clearly one of the most brilliant actors of his generation.....oh, wait....well, or something.  Well his father did some good work, and Brigitte Fonda is pretty good.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, old stuff blows. 

I was born after 1974 as well.

Seriously??? With your wealth of knowledge on prehistoric movies, I would have assumed that maybe you were born after 1874, but not 1974.

[j_tour]

Seriously??? With your wealth of knowledge on prehistoric movies, I would have assumed that maybe you were born after 1874, but not 1974.

I am the devil, you fool! 

Without beginning and without end.

That's how I managed this particular piece of witchcraft just now.

Never doubt me!

[perfect_pitch]

I am the devil, you fool! 

Without beginning and without end.

Never doubt me!

[j_tour]

https://www.youtube.com/watch=pederasty

Dude, he's a registered sex offender.  A pederast. 

[perfect_pitch]

What in the ***... is a pederast???

And before anyone suggests it - I am NOT typing that into google, just in case it's something sick or disgusting.

[j_tour]

What in the ***... is a pederast???

And before anyone suggests it - I am NOT typing that into google, just in case it's something sick or disgusting.

It is disgusting.  Just like Kevin Spacey.

You don't have to google it:  you can use a dictionary, if you have one that isn't illustrated with pictures.

[perfect_pitch]

You don't have to google it:  you can use a dictionary, if you have one that isn't illustrated with pictures.

Who has an actual paper dictionary these days??? The whole online society is creating words faster than their brain cells can develop, so it's almost evolving on a day by day basis.

I mean, what sensible and intelligent person uses 'yolo' as a word. How about 'hangry'?
Have you seen a Doctor use the word 'sif'?

If you hear a person using any of the above listed words, please do your moral duty and beat them to death. The world will be better off without them.

[j_tour]

Have you seen a Doctor use the word 'sif'?

[perfect_pitch]

What in the heck is that meant to say???

You really need to work on your penmanship... that or put the moonshine down.

[j_tour]

What in the heck is that meant to say???

[perfect_pitch]

Shame that movie just doesn't hold up today...

And the remake was just BLOODY awful. The 80's were a crazy time.

[j_tour]

Shame that movie just doesn't hold up today...

You're full of it man.

It's still kind of funny.

Great title theme song, in a good key.  B.

None of the sequels were that good, though.

[perfect_pitch]

You're full of it man.

You mean 'goodness and talent'.

Why, thank you. That's the nicest thing you're ever said to me. You're a great man.