Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

Well, you fellas are really outdoing yourselves there.  Definitely ramping up the crazy!

I got to level up!

[perfect_pitch]

Well, it's got to be better than sniffing cocaine. Apparently on the news this morning Australia has the LARGEST amount of the drug being imported into our country. Not bad for a population of 25 million people.

And you guys said we'd never excel in ANYTHING!!! TAKE THAT!!!

Clearly the Americans are smart enough to make it locally and deal to all the shady nearby drug dealers - keeps costs down and cuts out the middle man.

[j_tour]

Check out Chuck Berry's face as he's listening to whatever gawdawful shrieking going on.

You people are driving me to a similar frenzied rage!   

[perfect_pitch]

That's been posted before J_Tour... you're starting to slip.

Our aim is to keep ramping up your levels of crazy, and then it will just be me and lostinidlewonder; where my win will be guaranteed.

On the subject of Yoko though, I don't think anything can beat this performance of a womans discomfort in having a xenomorph crawling inside of her:

Anyway, onto something little more recent. Have you seen this pile of crap from the people of Finland?

Funniest sh*t I've seen in years.

[lostinidlewonder]

Japanese noise music is... noisey.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I now need to get a buy a new pair of speakers...

(Note to self: Don't trust any youtube clips Lostinidlewonder posts)

[lostinidlewonder]

I did say it's noisey.

It seems to me that noise no longer sounds like noise when it has context. I found this quite interesting when I came across it a while back.

[j_tour]

That's been posted before J_Tour... you're starting to slip.

Not by me it hasn't been posted, the Chuck Berry one!  Drink some bleach:  you may have brain-eating bacteria.

If you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm always looking at you.

[j_tour]

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okay

[lostinidlewonder]

But sir...

[perfect_pitch]

The Simpsons were full of humour in their old day.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

This is why I didn't read comic books when I was younger. See the sh*t they're teaching young kids?

If a creepy, bearded man offers you candy, get in the back. Yes, he may have candy, but chances are he's trying to get hold of your candy.

Now kids these days are almost told every single thing they can and can't do. Maybe we've gone too far the other way - and made them soft.

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

As easy as taking candy from a baby..... urg..... struggle... lol

It's like poking through meringue.


You're a very bad man.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

We all knew playing guitar was kinda that way...

 

I mean, Elvis Presley wasn't famous for his guitar playing, it was clearly because of his slick hair... that feature only.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I think they actually do, but they're ashamed to admit it. Guitar ain't cool:



I mean, look at them. While they're clothes may look bright, flashy and colourful, their eyes seem to look dead as if they're soul is trying to escape the horrible husk that is their bodies.

[j_tour]

They think they're the masters of the universe. 

They are wrong.

[perfect_pitch]

I know... Elon Musk is the master of the universe.

He controls what we say on Twitter, and he controls who goes into space.

Gotta give him credit - he's a massive nerd, but he's doing good things for technology.

[j_tour]

Sure.  A real visionary.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

You fool!  You're going to get this thread shut down!  But not winning!

[perfect_pitch]

It's been going strong for 10 years, and despite what we've posted in the past (and some of it got dark), we're still here.

I will win this thread... even if it kills me!!!



...but I'd prefer if it didn't.

[j_tour]

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_tour]

Try harder.  Fail less.  And *live*, dammit! 

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

No.  No.  No.  Wrong.  Stop it!

[perfect_pitch]

No.  No.  No.  Wrong.  Stop it!

Not a fan of the Simpsons? My apologies... here, how about one of the most brilliantly written classical pieces of English Literature?

[j_tour]

Oh really?  How would you like to be stuffed with sawdust and put on display in my private zoo?

Theoretically speaking, of course.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh really?  How would you like to be stuffed with sawdust and put on display in my private zoo?

Is that what you're calling your basement... a 'private zoo'?

I wonder what else you're keeping down there.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's probably because I very much (and exclusively) prefer women.

Problem solved.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Well... when the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the one.

I'd say... tough sh*t.

[j_tour]

That's the idea!  There's more to life than cartoons of prepubescent boys.  The world is large and diverse.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... let us continue our weird series of awful comic panels.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Nice to see the comic books of Marvel and DC helped to influence womans rights...



I always knew Daredevil was a prick.

[j_tour]

One must be considerate of the taste of others, youngling!

[perfect_pitch]

More weird Marvel trollop...

[j_tour]

Hint:  it's a full-body leather gimp suit.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]